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10-27-2010 , 04:07 PM

#1201

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

Ice_wolf ONE TIME!

welcome to BQ LC

Quote:

Dear inthepub5,

You have received an infraction at Two Plus Two Poker Forums.

Reason: Worst joke ever obv
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Have you heard the one about the mod that read the joke in the lc/nc thread?
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This infraction is worth 1 point(s). Reaching a total of 100 points will result in a ban from the forums. Serious infractions may never expire.

All in good fun pub

10-27-2010 , 04:10 PM

#1202

IamPro

one time Plz???

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,652

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

Spoiler:

nice....

10-27-2010 , 04:12 PM

#1203

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

I just discovered nookbook on barnes and noble... I wish I had discovered it sooner. Reading a book on a computer screen >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> reading an actual book. I read much faster and comprehend more on the screen. And as a bonus, a ton of the classics are like $2.

10-27-2010 , 04:15 PM

#1204

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

Poker Stars $0.50/$1.00 Limit Omaha Hi/Lo - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is UTG+1 with J

1 fold, Hero raises, 5 folds, BB calls

Flop: (4.5 SB) K

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB raises, Hero calls

Turn: (4.25 BB) 2

(2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB calls

River: (8.25 BB) 8

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB folds

Final Pot: 8.25 BB
Hero mucks J

Hero wins 7.85 BB
(Rake: $0.40)

10-27-2010 , 04:15 PM

#1205

Bona

MOFA

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 10,106

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice_W0lf

Can BB99 get picture books for $2?

10-27-2010 , 04:16 PM

#1206

ReidLockhart

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 7,771

You didn't show???

10-27-2010 , 04:17 PM

#1207

ReidLockhart

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 7,771

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bona

Can BB99 get picture books for $2?

bahhahahahaha

10-27-2010 , 04:22 PM

#1208

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

Poker Stars $0.50/$1.00 Limit Omaha Hi/Lo - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is UTG+1 with J

1 fold, Hero raises, 5 folds, BB calls

Flop: (4.5 SB) K

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB raises, Hero calls

Turn: (4.25 BB) 2

(2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB calls

River: (8.25 BB) 8

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB folds

Final Pot: 8.25 BB
Hero mucks J

Hero wins 7.85 BB
(Rake: $0.40)

fold turn

10-27-2010 , 04:23 PM

#1209

Leroy2DaBeroy

Head in the Clouds

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 15,761

Quote:

Originally Posted by IamPro

Changed avatars

Change it again, IMO.

Don't forget about my avatar service. You send me a PM with a paragraph about you and I make you an avatar.

10-27-2010 , 04:24 PM

#1210

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReidLockhart

You didn't show???

Heh, I only ever turn auto muck off when playing with the 2+2 feesh.

O hai Bona.

10-27-2010 , 04:26 PM

#1211

Bona

MOFA

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 10,106

BB99 flops gooot at teh Omaha as well as at teh hold 'ems.

10-27-2010 , 04:28 PM

#1212

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bona

Can BB99 get picture books for $2?

Sadly no.. but this one is for ages 3-5.. but it's $9

10-27-2010 , 04:54 PM

#1213

IamPro

one time Plz???

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,652

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice_W0lf

I am thinking about getting a kindle, its has 3G too so anywhere anytime

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leroy2DaBeroy

Change it again, IMO.

Don't forget about my avatar service. You send me a PM with a paragraph about you and I make you an avatar.

How about an undertitle? Would love to have one

10-27-2010 , 05:02 PM

#1214

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

I would miss reading in the bath. While it has water in it obv.

10-27-2010 , 05:10 PM

#1215

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leroy2DaBeroy

Don't forget about my avatar service. You send me a PM with a paragraph about you and I make you an avatar.

can i post the paragraph here, or does it have to be through a PM?

10-27-2010 , 05:17 PM

#1216

Leo19

Natural Born Luckbox

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 963

I play pool for my local pub team and I was undefeated this season. Tonight we played team full of lesbians and got my ass handed to me.

FML

10-27-2010 , 05:20 PM

#1217

ReidLockhart

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 7,771

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leo19

I play pool for my local pub team and I was undefeated this season. Tonight we played team full of lesbians and got my ass handed to me.

FML

The weasel just snagged the B!

10-27-2010 , 05:55 PM

#1218

IamPro

one time Plz???

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,652

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leo19

I play pool for my local pub team and I was undefeated this season. Tonight we played team full of lesbians and got my ass handed to me.

FML

but did u try to hit on any one of them?

10-27-2010 , 06:04 PM

#1219

JustinJude

veteran

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 3,436

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leo19

I play pool for my local pub team and I was undefeated this season. Tonight we played team full of gays and I got my ass man-handled.

FML

FYP

10-27-2010 , 06:38 PM

#1220

ReidLockhart

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 7,771

Quote:

Originally Posted by IamPro

but did u try to hit on any one of them?

"So....you ladies ever been penetrated?"

10-27-2010 , 06:47 PM

#1221

sheeprustler

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,292

Can you pm me a link to your blog Iampro?

10-27-2010 , 07:37 PM

#1222

Leroy2DaBeroy

Head in the Clouds

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 15,761

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

can i post the paragraph here, or does it have to be through a PM?

Whichever. Did I mention the $5 cost?

I put a lot of thought into these, obviously.

10-27-2010 , 08:02 PM

#1223

A.Ertbjerg

Heisenbjerg

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,770

One day I'll deliberately lose an avatar bet to Leroy

10-27-2010 , 08:48 PM

#1224

inthepub5

banned

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,994

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leo19

I play pool for my local pub team and I was undefeated this season. Tonight we played team full of lesbians and got my ass handed to me.

FML

Me and my mates went out the other week and stumbled into a pub full of lesbians singing karioke, was rather disconcerting. One of the butch ones did a brilliant version of wonderwall though