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10-29-2010 , 02:04 PM

#1301

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

Mrs Bee is a jewish perv.

Your bird is a jew?

10-29-2010 , 02:06 PM

#1302

obviously.bogus

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 4,905

I'm sure everyone knows about Jared by now, but the video is up here --->>> http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29...outube-907377/

And you can vote here --->>>> http://memelabs.com/pokerstars/?play=20167

You can vote once a day, so Vote early and Vote often ...

10-29-2010 , 02:14 PM

#1303

AlienSpaceBat

table tilting animal

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 9,703

Quote:

Originally Posted by obviously.bogus

And you can vote here --->>>> http://memelabs.com/pokerstars/?play=20167

You can vote once a day, so Vote early and Vote often ...

Done. gogo Jared.

10-29-2010 , 02:16 PM

#1304

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

Your bird is a jew?

yep. No beard or ringlets or or anything though. Plus confirmed bacon eater.

Quote:

Originally Posted by obviously.bogus

voted.

10-29-2010 , 02:22 PM

#1305

sputum

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 6,435

Quote:

Originally Posted by obviously.bogus

Don't they give you a cheque book and 50quid cheque guarantee card anymore? Back when I was a student, the way to get money when you had none was buy a sweater from Marks and Sparks with a cheque, and then go straight to the customer service desk and return it for a cash refund.

We had friendly corner shops that would let you cash a £20 cheque for a pint of milk. Seems like the bank I was with would let you order as many chequebooks as you wanted also (in Amsterdam they block out the date in the back so multiple chequebooks were de rigeur

)

10-29-2010 , 02:41 PM

#1306

AlienSpaceBat

table tilting animal

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 9,703

Quote:

Originally Posted by sputum

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Yeah, lol

Back in the day having loads of cheque books was the nuts. You could cash a £50 cheque in any bank with the card, and they marked that date panel so you couldn't cash another that day.

5 cheque books & 30 minutes walking up the high street to all the banks (obv except your own bank who would know you were broke) = £250.

10-29-2010 , 03:09 PM

#1307

Leo19

Natural Born Luckbox

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 963

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

Mrs Bee is a jewish perv.

I live in Gateshead near one of the biggest jewish communities in the country, some of the jew girls are very pretty imo. No make up or silly fashion outfits etc. Just really pretty, usually very well spoken too. Not like the local girls walking around with buggies at 16, chav scum.

10-29-2010 , 03:33 PM

#1308

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

Where I live is notoriously jewish - but more like the princess type that are ****ing freaky (but hot). And I'm bang in 'The Only Way is Essex' country for dubble bubble

10-29-2010 , 03:36 PM

#1309

AlienSpaceBat

table tilting animal

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 9,703

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

Mrs Bee is a jewish perv.

Mrs Bat isn't jewish ....

10-29-2010 , 03:54 PM

#1310

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

Yea dude the fe first girl I with for a long time was the freaky jewish girl...had literally the nicest bewbs I have ever seen. Was a little prissy but not stuck up at all and wasn't religious/didnt exhibit any of the jewish stereotypes. Oh man I've got some good stories about her lol

10-29-2010 , 03:54 PM

#1311

obviously.bogus

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 4,905

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

Where I live is notoriously jewish - but more like the princess type that are ****ing freaky (but hot). And I'm bang in 'The Only Way is Essex' country for dubble bubble

So what do they call JAPs in England ??

10-29-2010 , 03:57 PM

#1312

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

Oh, I also experienced one of the creepiest, most horrifying things that I've experienced in my life today while at work...ill explain when I get home and can type out a trip report but just imagine being inside a house that looks straight out of a horror movie and then realizing somebody else was hiding somewhere in the house

10-30-2010 , 02:51 PM

#1313

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

lolspurs

10-30-2010 , 02:55 PM

#1314

AlienSpaceBat

table tilting animal

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 9,703

lolcity

10-30-2010 , 04:23 PM

#1315

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

not sure if i should buy goldeneye. really dont want to be disappointed.

10-30-2010 , 05:30 PM

#1316

AlienSpaceBat

table tilting animal

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 9,703

wats goldeneye ? (bond film/game are all i know)

10-30-2010 , 05:31 PM

#1317

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

Its being remade for the wii, out now.

But it's the best Nintendo 64 game of all time. ALL TIME I TELL YOU.

Possibly in the top 3 or 5 games ever imo.

10-30-2010 , 05:35 PM

#1318

AlienSpaceBat

table tilting animal

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 9,703

k

If you get it let me know how it is. I've got a wii (mrs bat uses it for wii fit)

10-30-2010 , 06:01 PM

#1319

sheeprustler

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,292

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienSpaceBat

k

(mrs bat uses it for wii fit)

Dunno why but I'm in tears laughing at that sentence.

10-30-2010 , 10:00 PM

#1320

whydowe_fall

Fairy Tertsmother

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,551

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

Its being remade for the wii, out now.

But it's the best Nintendo 64 game of all time. ALL TIME I TELL YOU.

Possibly in the top 3 or 5 games ever imo.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THEY REMADE IT. You've broken my heart, bb, because I don't have any money to buy it.

Last edited by whydowe_fall; 10-30-2010 at 10:00 PM. Reason: Nintendo owns me.

10-30-2010 , 10:31 PM

#1321

Masq

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 15,134

You should play PLO, i've been donating lately.

I had a wtf? moment as I saw the last post was 3am and my clock says 2.30am. spooky.

10-30-2010 , 11:16 PM

#1322

Nsight7

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,243

I think I actually play better drunk. I am normally a 10/8 TAGnit, and when drunk I am a 13/10 somewhat more TAGgy than TAGnit.

10-30-2010 , 11:20 PM

#1323

whydowe_fall

Fairy Tertsmother

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,551

I'm trying out this whole drunk thing that you guys do so much. Usually I just smoke, but it's been a particularly ****** week, so I'm taking on a (couple) bottle(s) of wine.

... by myself.