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Mehmet and I are not Alis lawyers. His lawyer will be at the Skype Press confrence tomorrow. Please join the press confrence and all questions will be answered.

Add me ("Yamzit") at Skype and i will add you to the group chat.

Ali is currently sleeping he does not speak english so the only way to get answers is to join the PC and we will translate all questions and answers.

This is what happens when these momma boy poker players run into a alpha male like Ali. It's in his DNA to exploit the weaker males with reckless disregard. LOL At all these puppies on 2plus2 crying the big dog took their steak, throw him in jail. Sadly that where most alphas wind up. He's not a bad guy he's just a alpha male and he's exploiting you weaklings like Alphas males have been doing hundred's of thousands of years. Now in the blink of a eye we got a modern society with rules. Oopps

re: Ali is a respected pro in Germany - http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=141058

He had 0 cashes of any kind prior to August of 2009. Prior to winning WPT Barcelona he appears to have been playing in $300Euro events in Czech republic where he happened to cash in the exact same event 6 weeks in a row. Testing ground before taking the operation to a bigger stage?

On another topic, it's going to be extremely bizarre tomorrow when all of the media in Las Vegas simultaneously exit the Penn and Teller theatre mid-way through the Main Event final table. When Jack Effel asks what the F is going on, he will only hear faint cries from reporters 'we're off to cover Yamzit and Mehmet's press conference.

On one last topic, why do I feel like watching Team America all of a sudden?

Mehmet and Yamzit won't get nice things anymore if he goes to jail, now this all makes sense.

BE THERE - Add "Yamzit" on Skype

Wait...i thought Islam prohibits any game which involves betting...

This is not fair. It is player's money that was apparently stolen by another player. It is not Partouche's money - the money should be returned to the players that it was stolen from.

Whoever came 10th should now get 9th place prize money, and so on.

This, also very funny that a German player never cashed in Germany. Probably also no online results, as online poker is for nerds according to him/his fanboys (while being only player being surrounded by bloggers (without website MUHAHAHA THAT MAKES SENSE)

Yeap...just tread it like they do at the Olympics when they catch people taking PEDs. Basically same crime btw.

loooooooool...

Now I get it, it was a level all along, wp

wow this is either one of the most special people on earth, or one of the best gimmicks of all time

Very interesting thread. At least the guy got caught. What an absurd ruling though!

i think a lot of people are getting owned itt

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I take everything I said about you guys back, I don't remember the last time a post made me laugh as hard as this one. So much absurdity crammed into that one picture.

LOL

obv level

http://www.hochgepokert.de/beta2/201...dal-in-cannes/

go to 4:30, interview with french journalist (in english)

I am now thoroughly convinced that this is one big joke....He even picked the Q5 hand for this picture, wp Yamzit. Tomorrow on Skype my ass, its more like lets see if I can distract anyone from the WSOP final table

this is an awesome thread

those pics are amazing

Thread just went from mildly amusing to mind-blowing. These guys are the best gimmick in ages, wp.

I'm apparently borderline ******ed, so I have no idea if this thread is 1 big level or not.

And before people start getting all bent out of shape, the only 2 things I can't stand are racism, and turks