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07-27-2010 , 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Tom the tool
I'll say it till I'm BLUE - Play Real Deal and watch your cashier - You will see big wins and losses - ON the sites I've played on for over 5 years.. Big Wins never happened. Ever.
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Maybe you simply need to improve your poker skills then and also learn that poker is a game of high variance when playing weak players
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07-27-2010 , 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by VP$IP
Neither do we.

People like you probably belong at RDP. You were made for each other. Be happy.

Would Jesus play at RDP?
Man, there are some serious losers on this forum. Four or more pathetic posts already about Christianity. Very rude and disrespectful. I heard about it, but now I've seen it for myself. No wonder so many tell people to avoid this forum
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07-27-2010 , 02:40 PM
Tell that to your buddy Tom on RDP Forum


(ironically, that was in response to post # 501, but it works perfectly for # 502 also!)
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07-27-2010 , 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by PokerinaFlash
Man, there are some serious losers on this forum. Four or more pathetic posts already about Christianity. Very rude and disrespectful. I heard about it, but now I've seen it for myself. No wonder so many tell people to avoid this forum
The Christianity thing is OK with me. But the part about liking cats is unforgivable.
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07-27-2010 , 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by VP$IP
The Christianity thing is OK with me. But the part about liking cats is unforgivable.
Well, at least this shows a reasonable sense of humour!
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07-27-2010 , 03:05 PM
Thank you.

Have you offered a burnt cat offering to God yet?
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07-27-2010 , 03:10 PM
No, I am more partial to using roasted donks
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07-27-2010 , 03:11 PM
Good enough.

You passed the test.
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07-30-2010 , 01:22 AM
http://www.realdealpokerforums.com/s...ill-no-players

topcat37
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Why are there still no players

Will there ever be a time at realdeal where you are not waiting 2 days for a SNG

How long can the site carry on with the same 20-30 cash players
Tom O'Dwyer
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It's a question that boggles my brain. Something is not right... this is for sure. One would think word of all this would travel the internet pretty fast... but why the lack of trying it out? I hope all the players are getting on ok. I really do not get any of it. Frustrating. Are any of the readers here pumping the site? What are people saying?
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07-30-2010 , 01:39 AM
Tom O'Dwyer
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Are any of the readers here pumping the site? What are people saying?

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Originally Posted by PokerinaFlash
Man, there are some serious losers on this forum. Four or more pathetic posts already about Christianity. Very rude and disrespectful. I heard about it, but now I've seen it for myself. No wonder so many tell people to avoid this forum
Thats what they are saying Tom
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07-30-2010 , 03:03 AM
lol, how the heck did religion get into this discussion

Look, pokerina or whoever else.... any shot taken at anyone's religious views is just completely off topic, and even uncalled for. However "what people are saying " is that the vast majority of perfectly intelligent people believe (and pretty much know) that the deal on any RNG site is perfectly random. That being the case, what does RealDeal offer that gives any of those people incentive to play there? In its current state, the answer is nothing.

I mean you guys can go on and on and call those of us who disagree with you shills or whatever else. You can believe the sites are paying us all you want. I've been more than straightforward personally. When people have PMd me and asked for my screen name, I've given it to them. I've posted my graphs from FTP with my results. Hell, I'll even give Tom my name if he really wants it, I'm just not going to post it on a public forum for obvious reasons. It's one thing to be open, and another to just open yourself up to harrassment.

At the end of the day, most of us come to the same logical conclusion. RealDeal caters to players who think the games are rigged. It shows in their original marketing, it shows in their approach, it shows in the way people interact on their forums (and no I don't care who officially owns the forums). So, there's your problem. You created a site based on a false premise, that online poker is rigged. You created an intricate shuffling machine when it was completely unnecessary, and then you didn't even stick to that, as obviously you needed a "matrix" to create more decks from the original deck. It's all a lot of work for nothing.
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07-30-2010 , 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by spadebidder
The have their own trademarked spelling now: "Rigg"Tards

Just like that, quotes and all. Details matter in professional marketing you know. Oh wait....
I have a better idea for a poker site. How about strippers taught to shuffle and deal? I want to call it "Cop a Feel-Deal" or something like that. You are mixing two really addictive industries into one. Men will not have a chance, bank accounts will be cleared out, marriages destroyed, homes going to foreclosure, etc.

The owners of real deal can send me a check once they adapt this since posting this here is a legal patent on the idea.
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07-30-2010 , 03:10 PM
^ Red Cherry already does an 'erotic' poker site. I don't think it's very popular.
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07-30-2010 , 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by HeavyTrev
^ Red Cherry already does an 'erotic' poker site. I don't think it's very popular.
NSFW warning. Don't google this and click on it at work or around the family.
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07-31-2010 , 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by PokerinaFlash
As an advanced intermediate TAG through LAG player
what stakes do you play and where
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08-03-2010 , 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by spadebidder
NSFW warning. Don't google this and click on it at work or around the family.
Just had to after your comment.

lol

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The best things at Red Cherry Poker, except for the Red Cherry girl and the cardroom, are the Rewards. Here's the sampling:
- All-inclusive packages to the best brothels, sex clubs, strip clubs, swing clubs, etc... on Earth
- All-inclusive escort services in the classiest cities of the world
- All-inclusive trips to the clothing-optional resorts
- Backstage tour to a porn movie filming with the option to direct... or act... or both!
- Full memberships to the most exciting adult dating sites and all support you need to shag that hot little babe all night
- Sex toys, lingerie, condoms, films, books, magazines, etc
In short, other cardrooms will give you t-shirts, we'll help you take the t-shirts off of you and her.

Red Cherry NOTE: We keep adding to our Rewards collection. Any suggestions? Let us know!
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08-04-2010 , 07:08 PM
The real deal employee's have added their own positive reviews on Poker Scout.

Click read all reviews

http://www.pokerscout.com/UntrackedS...lDealPoker.com
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08-04-2010 , 07:19 PM
Beat: Only 1 Hold'Em table
Brag: Sick average pot size
Variance: I can't find the second table that's apparently running

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08-04-2010 , 07:21 PM
So they have 6 to 10 real money players?
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08-04-2010 , 08:14 PM
LOL @ title change, nice.
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08-04-2010 , 10:31 PM
OMG, this site is real. When i read about it i seriously thought it was a joke. Wow
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08-04-2010 , 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Invertible
OMG, this site is real. When i read about it i seriously thought it was a joke. Wow
You were half right.
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08-04-2010 , 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Invertible
OMG, this site is real. When i read about it i seriously thought it was a joke. Wow
Yes it's real but it's also a joke. A very funny joke.
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08-06-2010 , 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted by PokerinaFlash
No, I am more partial to using roasted donks
http://www.youtube.com/results?searc...Ady+Miles&aq=f

Pretty much self explanatory ..

Notice he doesnt burn any cards.
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08-06-2010 , 08:05 AM
Welcome folks to the thread that will not die.

Last edited by Fear My All-In; 08-06-2010 at 08:06 AM. Reason: Yes thats right, Daddy is home
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