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03-11-2011 , 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by crackedquads
I just got home last night from key west, spent 4 days there. I've had one beer in a day and a half and I still feel hungover.

Fun little TR:

We're all staying in a house we rented for ~300 a night. The house's location was awesome and was probably easily 500k+. We had between 8-16 people sleeping at the house a night, so we just split up the price by the number of people, so I paid ~$20 a night. We go out Tuesday and get plastered. There had been talk of some of our group going deep sea fishing the next morning, but me and my buddy decided F that, we're getting destroyed tonight. Night goes epicly, get home about 5:30 and pass out. I'm awoken at 8:30 by my buddy whose been talked into going fishing again, and off we go. 5 minutes after being up we both realized we're still drunk, but once we get on the boat all seems relatively fine. There was about 35 people on the boat and we drive an hour and a half out to sea, with the waves being absolutely brutal. I've gone out on boats a number of times and have never had sea sickness problems, but it became quite clear quickly that we we're going to have issues.

I figure once we stop moving everything will get better, when in fact it got worse. We ended up stopping somewhere near the gulfstream out in the ocean, and it was creating ridiculous waves that treated our boat like it's little bitch. After about 45 minutes on the boat, me and 2-3 of the other guys who went out last night spent the next 5 hours puking and dry heaving, simply trying to stay alive. The combination of still being drunk, being incredibly tired, and the boat rocking easily created the worst physical feeling I've ever had. I'm feeling a little nauseas just thinking about it.
Did you try getting drunk again? I've been in that spot and cured it by just drinking til I didn't notice I was sick anymore.
03-11-2011 , 04:23 PM
Nanners and a tall glass of OJ usually does the trick
03-11-2011 , 05:02 PM
I don't miss hangovers, but part of me misses being able to tell stories/complain about them
03-11-2011 , 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by BusWanker
I don't miss hangovers, but part of me misses being able to tell stories/complain about them
If you can remember all your stories then you're doing it wrong
03-11-2011 , 05:08 PM
hearing stories/seeing vids of **** you did when you were drunk that you dont remember is awesome.
03-11-2011 , 05:25 PM
Well if it makes u feel any better, i've had a stomach bug all week... Been puking the last couple days.

... And I don't have an epic night out memory/story to balance the pain.

Last edited by smiteme; 03-11-2011 at 05:25 PM. Reason: /emo
03-11-2011 , 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by TBadr
half way through page 6 and no girl pics?
STTF...

No U!





























OK, enough girls for now IMO. More later. Maybe.


LCD - Sound of Silver

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx4oF...=21&playnext=0

Last edited by BusWanker; 03-11-2011 at 05:33 PM. Reason: Fap music LDO
03-11-2011 , 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by movieman2g
If you can remember all your stories then you're doing it wrong
Oh no, I was certainly doing it right!

I forget things when drunk, but usually manage to remember my hangovers. Well, when not asleep for the entire next day.
03-11-2011 , 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusemandingo
hearing stories/seeing vids of **** you did when you were drunk that you dont remember is awesome.
Hmmmmm.... debatable IMO. I have some pretty bad ones!


EDIT:

Figure I might as well share one. Not really a vid, but a combination of my own vague memories and stories told to me the next day.

I was in Prague with my rugby team on our end of year drinking trip thingy. Left Dublin airport at 8am and had our first few pints at the airport. Many hours of drinking later and we've made it to a nightclub. I'm super drunk, but somehow managed to pull this decent looking local bird (inb4 hooker IMO).

Leaving nightclub and instead of making a b-line for my hotel room like any normal person, I get talked into going to a strip club. The girl and her mates agree to come, so it seemed win-win. We all get our own table and my next memory is thinking I REALLY need to puke - First time in many years! So, I stand up and trying to be as discrete as possible, I run for the bathrooms. Get to a cubicle - kick door open and and let loose. To my shock, there is a bird sitting on the toilet and I've just got sick all over her. **** it - Unisex toilets. WTF?

I apologize like **** to girl in toilet and then try to go get girl I've been kissing to leave before I get kicked out. Arrive back at table and she tells me to **** off or some ****. Turns out it was one of her friends that I'd gotten sick on


Sigh.

Last edited by BusWanker; 03-11-2011 at 05:53 PM.
03-11-2011 , 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by BusWanker
03-11-2011 , 05:52 PM
New Orleans is def a lot of fun, although my last visit was scary. I went there before Katrina (left the day of, literally the last flight out). I want to go there more than the lady does, I can see how it would seem dingy or something if you've never been, lots of cucarachas etc.

03-11-2011 , 05:55 PM
Hot turtles IMO.
03-11-2011 , 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by BusWanker
Hmmmmm.... debatable IMO. I have some pretty bad ones!


EDIT:

Figure I might as well share one. Not really a vid, but a combination of my own vague memories and stories told to me the next day.

I was in Prague with my rugby team on our end of year drinking trip thingy. Left Dublin airport at 8am and had our first few pints at the airport. Many hours of drinking later and we've made it to a nightclub. I'm super drunk, but somehow managed to pull this decent looking local bird (inb4 hooker IMO).

Leaving nightclub and instead of making a b-line for my hotel room like any normal person, I get talked into going to a strip club. The girl and her mates agree to come, so it seemed win-win. We all get our own table and my next memory is thinking I REALLY need to puke - First time in many years! So, I stand up and trying to be as discrete as possible, I run for the bathrooms. Get to a cubicle - kick door open and and let loose. To my shock, there is a bird sitting on the toilet and I've just got sick all over her. **** it - Unisex toilets. WTF?

I apologize like **** to girl in toilet and then try to go get girl I've been kissing to leave before I get kicked out. Arrive back at table and she tells me to **** off or some ****. Turns out it was one of her friends that I'd gotten sick on


Sigh.
Why you trying to get with birds?

03-11-2011 , 06:06 PM
I assume that's a level?


03-11-2011 , 06:28 PM
Lol DDD.
03-11-2011 , 06:53 PM
That CQ sea story makes me feel better about my food poisoning. I don't puke more years than I puke, but let it fly around 11 this morning. At least it was only about 7-8 heaves and feel a little better now.

Beero, I have some friends who were there that weekend for a bachelor Party. I'd say they're the type that don't act very well on a situation when something non-script unfolds, and they were pretty slow/lazy about getting to the airport to rent a car to try and get out of there.

Fortunately, one of their friends freaked out (I guess Katrina was supposed to miss NO to the East but changed course last minute) and said I'm getting a car anyhow just in case. He left 6 hours earlier than them to get in line, and they were just able to rent a van to shuttle everyone out of there to Dallas. Otherwise, they would have been sleeping in the Superdome.

And before they flew out of Dallas, one of their friends decided to be a good samaritan at a gas station and give his remaining weed to a 16 year-old waiting for his Dad to pump gas - his Dad who was a sheriff, whom the kid told, etc...
03-11-2011 , 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Monkey Banana
It's a brilliant satire, sadly mistaken for a bible by dweebs who think "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" is the eleventh commandment.
I'm not sure I'd call it "satire" but it was definitely entertaining and fun to read. Very "eye opening" in certain ways and also very easily to misconstrue in other ways. It definitely isn't a good source of advice or knowledge.

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Originally Posted by sippin_criss
My dad told her some guy was picking something up from the garage to make sure she was home when I arrived so she answered the door knowing I was some random dude and goes "Hi!" *confused look... gears turning...* "WHAT?" She didn't cry though, she was too shocked. She said she was going to buy a cupcake and put a candle in it since she was by herself but she didn't end up doing it cuz she thought she would cry. So she had a candle in her cake at dinner, and told me she can't remember the last time she blew out a candle on her birthday. My father, the romantic.
SIPPIN' SAVE A MOM! That's pretty sweet and cool. Gj.

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Originally Posted by crackedquads
I just got home last night from key west, spent 4 days there. I've had one beer in a day and a half and I still feel hungover.

Fun little TR:
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Originally Posted by suzzer99
Did you try getting drunk again? I've been in that spot and cured it by just drinking til I didn't notice I was sick anymore.
Yeah, that might have been a situation even I would have forced down a few more just to prolong the pain until I was on land again.
03-11-2011 , 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Gramps
That CQ sea story makes me feel better about my food poisoning. I don't puke more years than I puke, but let it fly around 11 this morning. At least it was only about 7-8 heaves and feel a little better now.
I puked a few weeks ago from 8-9 beers followed by a Muscle Milk before bed. No idea why I thought that was a good idea. I can't remember the last time before that.
03-11-2011 , 10:26 PM
The other day i got sooo ****-faced drunk and puked so long that I had a sore neck muscle the next two days. They said I was puking for like 2 hours straight, luckily I don't remember any of it.
03-11-2011 , 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Gramps
That is insane.
03-11-2011 , 11:59 PM
Yo grayson,

You in Miami yet? If so you should let me let you buy me a beer.
Also holla if you need 6max SnG assistance at the house.

Last edited by SiQ; 03-11-2011 at 11:59 PM. Reason: by "6max sng assistance" i mean SEX!
03-12-2011 , 05:46 AM
Suzzer, all 3 of us who were sick tried drinking Gatorade, and we all pukes red blue and orange back up.

I did get really drunk again that night, but it wasn't til a few hours off the boat. I actually felt pretty good once I got near land and could take a 15m nap.

Also had a kid try to punch me in the face at a bar, had 2 meatheads try to fight 4 of us guys once they got shot down by our girls after their terrible pick up failed, and had some randoms try to rob a friend (who was on ecstasy) at 4am, he punched one of them in the face and ran, got lost in key west and shows up home 2 hours later. We spent an hour and a half on Duvall street, after every bar had closed, drunk and alone looking for him.

But i really can't wait to go back.
03-12-2011 , 10:18 AM
So a standard night out then eh?
03-12-2011 , 12:46 PM
nvm....
03-12-2011 , 01:01 PM
I have this 7" Android Tablet (Galaxy) for a work project. It's pretty sweet, perfect size for Rush Poker from the couch.




Quote:
Originally Posted by Gramps
Beero, I have some friends who were there that weekend for a bachelor Party. I'd say they're the type that don't act very well on a situation when something non-script unfolds, and they were pretty slow/lazy about getting to the airport to rent a car to try and get out of there.

Fortunately, one of their friends freaked out (I guess Katrina was supposed to miss NO to the East but changed course last minute) and said I'm getting a car anyhow just in case. He left 6 hours earlier than them to get in line, and they were just able to rent a van to shuttle everyone out of there to Dallas. Otherwise, they would have been sleeping in the Superdome.

And before they flew out of Dallas, one of their friends decided to be a good samaritan at a gas station and give his remaining weed to a 16 year-old waiting for his Dad to pump gas - his Dad who was a sheriff, whom the kid told, etc...
wow, I'm surprised they got a car. It was a crazy situation leading up to it because while some people were freaking out, just as many had a "lol standard" attitude. The media was no help because everything is always the biggest ever. There was no way of knowing if you were getting caught up in the hype and overreacting.

We started to get worried when we went out for dinner the night before and most buildings were boarded up, with only a handful of restaurants open. We went back to the hotel to find backup exit plans if our flights were canceled, and there were no cars, buses or trains available. At that point I told them to do what they want, but I'm spending the night in line at the airport to try and get on standby. They came with me and there were about 10 people ahead of us, and by morning hundreds behind us. There were already tons of stranded people lining the halls just sitting. My friends had a later flight (eventually canceled) than me and managed to get on standby - I stayed on my original flight. The plane went wild once we were in the air. Every other airline had stopped flying well before then. Everyone who was left in the airport was shipped to the Superdome.

      
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