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09-08-2009 , 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Beerocrat
Suzzer, no reason to worry. PokerStars let me peek into their code.

C++ ftw.
09-08-2009 , 01:42 PM
I dreamed an entire coherent section of a session this morning. I was 12 tabling and the fold/fold/goodhandRAISE impulses were firing perfectly. I was half awake part way through but I kept playing because I was enjoying it. Standard I guess
09-08-2009 , 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by juandadi
Poker Stars is really doing a great job advertising now that they got into the frong page of
espn.com
FTP had some bigtime Phil Ivey banners on frontpage of espn about a month ago as well. Really good to see both sites spending that kinda dough!
09-08-2009 , 02:05 PM
lol atreyu thats nothing, the night before last i had the most vivid dream ever.

I was playing the $40K at the wsop near the final table and was in the 10 seat, annette_15 was in the 7 seat and she was pissed off at me because i kept 3-bet shoving over her raises and she kept making bitchy comments at me.

Then theres a hand where i raise her BB with AQ, flop is QQx.... dont remember the action but river was an ace and she led, short pause and i say "all in" then she gentley pushes her cards forward, im like "ship it son" to her, but then i notice the dealer drags my cards into the muck and shoves the pot to her, nobody at the table says anything. Im in shock like wtf just happened, but then i start going ape **** crazy, everyone is looking at me like im insane, tournament director comes over and dealer is like "he said fold" and im like "check the ****ing hole cam, i had the nuts, why would i ****ing fold", annette is being a little bitch "you didn't have anything, you play so obvious".

I wake up for a while and think that was a ****ing weird dream, then i go back to sleep for another couple of hours and im playing some cash game at the rio and vanessa rousso says "hey you're that guy that folded the nuts", i start going ape **** crazy again and she starts shouting for chad, dont remember anything after that.

****ed up dreams ftw
09-08-2009 , 02:13 PM
hahaha
09-08-2009 , 02:15 PM
LOL i love poker dream stories, i may just got back to bed to have one. i did dream i won wcoop but im guessing that standard?
09-08-2009 , 02:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4OyrzO4N8s

this is probly how i would sound if i ever freestyle... just awfull..

gettsss good just watch the whole thing
09-08-2009 , 02:23 PM
I never talk about poker at work, but occasionally I bring in some aspect without giving the whole story, 95% for my own entertainment. I proposed a prop bet today with two people in my office that had one in agony til he finally refused and later in the day I offered it to another, who I know is kinda pinched for cash atm who is thinking about it over night + talk to his wife about it. The whole thing started when I saw a story in a German newspaper about an ad campaign running which is anti AIDS/AIDS awareness featuring the likeness of Adolf Hitler. Here is the bet.

I offered them $1k to fully grow a Hitler mustache then wear it for a month (30 days) AFTER growing it. He cannot tell anyone he has grown it for a prop bet, rather he would have to say it is something he is trying out or that he likes it. The guy considering it goes to church regularly and is very active socially among his church group. If he gives his word that he won't tell, I'm sure he won't.

o/e on if he takes the bet?

edit: co-worker considering has black hair.

Last edited by GtrHtr; 09-08-2009 at 02:36 PM.
09-08-2009 , 02:30 PM
omg thats so ****ing epic, post photos if it happens

you should offer $2k if the gets the hair style too

i think if he's broke enough he'll do it, whats a bit of public humilation when you gotta pay that mortgage muahaha
09-08-2009 , 02:35 PM
I forgot to add, I get to take endless photo's if he's in, so yeah, I will post photos as well as laugh my ass off for ~40 days. Also, remember I live in Germany.
09-08-2009 , 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by bagclip2007
LOL i love poker dream stories, i may just got back to bed to have one. i did dream i won wcoop but im guessing that standard?
I kept having this recurring dream last night that I moved to Vegas, with no money, and was living in a hostel or homeless shelter or something. Really disturbing.
09-08-2009 , 03:51 PM
Any Californian listen to Rebelution???

My roommate was in San Diego for a week and he got me hooked to them after being there .....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzL7P...eature=related
09-08-2009 , 03:52 PM
Have: $820 FTP
Need: $820 Stars

Anyone willing to do this I could prolly work out some juice as well I would rather not go to the transfer thread and ship to an unknown.
09-08-2009 , 03:59 PM
Im just wondering also, nothin to do with KB, but why do people transfer money back and forth from site to site...??

I just feel as a middle stake snger i would lose so much value by playing in two sites...

Im just gonna assume you are running away from variance..
09-08-2009 , 04:08 PM
wcoop? ftops?
09-08-2009 , 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by bones
wcoop? ftops?
yea, im assuiming thats part of it...\


edit: but they only run sometimes..

Last edited by juandadi; 09-08-2009 at 04:26 PM.
09-08-2009 , 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by suzzer99
I kept having this recurring dream last night that I moved to Vegas, with no money, and was living in a hostel or homeless shelter or something. Really disturbing.
ahah if online poker dies this surely will be my new location lol
09-08-2009 , 04:27 PM
Sorry TFG, I would, but im in like 4 other ones and i hate controversy while setting my lineups..... More controversy....
09-08-2009 , 04:28 PM
I don't understand how you'd lose value by having more games to play.
09-08-2009 , 04:30 PM
You wouldn't, lol. No prob, just passing along the message.
09-08-2009 , 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by bones
I don't understand how you'd lose value by having more games to play.
I dont need more games to play.. In my case, im still Platinum for the next couple of months, so by splittin, it will take me longer to achieve SN... of course i could get some rakeback somehwer else..
09-08-2009 , 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by bones
I don't understand how you'd lose value by having more games to play.
well for me i think play across sites would be super bad, since im a 16/27 player that is almost to 300k vpps. atleast for sngs anyway. mtts pretty obv
09-08-2009 , 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by juandadi
Im just wondering also, nothin to do with KB, but why do people transfer money back and forth from site to site...??

I just feel as a middle stake snger i would lose so much value by playing in two sites...

Im just gonna assume you are running away from variance..
Personally I put some $$ on FTP for rakeback. However I already had an FTP account and my RB account was closed. And for whatever reason they won't let me do an echecks type withdrawal thing even though I've deposited through my main account before. Being at school its a bitch getting the docs to confirm my home address and get a check. I really just want to get my $$$ off that site.
09-08-2009 , 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by juandadi
Im just wondering also, nothin to do with KB, but why do people transfer money back and forth from site to site...??

I just feel as a middle stake snger i would lose so much value by playing in two sites...

Im just gonna assume you are running away from variance..
It prevents someone hacking into your account and losing your entire BR. Not so much a problem with stars if you have a RSA token but FT I'm super paranoid and keep a decent amount on Stars eventhough I rake probably less than $100 a month there.

      
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