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04-01-2013
, 01:14 AM
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Also, continuing my tradition of popping in just to post something completely unrelated to anything anyone is talking about...
When you first come to Thailand it can be hard to see through the lies. Eventually you understand more of what's going on and it becomes funny, kinda like now you're in the know and can laugh at all the silly first time tourists who fall for the obvious bull****. The problem is that you still have to deal with all the nonsense yourself. I can handle it though, it's an unavoidable consequence of staying in Pattaya.
A few days ago, I was walking back to KTK from my favorite italian restaurant when I heard some standard calls of "come here have 1 drink inside" from some small bar. I avoid these bars like the plague. Low/no/bad music with a few washed up girls. I'll leave that **** to pokerspiv and vucking vish. However, in this instance I happened to notice a particularily trashy-looking girl sitting inside. She had long blonde hair, lots of strange tattoos, a skirt that looked more like a belt, enough makeup to kill a medium sized animal and heels so high that even a cumdumpster as trained as her had trouble walking in them. I hadn't been with anyone that trashy for a long time, so I decided to break my rule about not going into crappy busto bars made for 50+ year old men with no life left in them (yes I'm talking about you Pokerspiv :P)
She told me her name and that she has only been working in a bar for 2 weeks. Taking note of how she looked, not to mention her strong Australian accent, I found that to be a dubious claim at best. Normally I wouldn't even comment, but in this case it was so ridiculous I couldn't stop myself from saying something. Being a thai girl, she obviously got upset. How dare I question her honesty? I gotta say, there's something so weird about how emotionally invested thai girls seem to get in their own lies. They get genuinely angry when someone calls them out on their bull****. Either that or they just lie more to cover up the holes in their old lies. No shame whatsoever. So tiresome.
Having to listen to so much BS every day, it's really refreshing when you meet something as rare as a (relatively) honest thai girl. Ironically the most honest thai girl I know works on soi 6 of all places. I have known her for 2 years and she told me she averages 5-10 customers a day, and that by the time I had come to see her that day she had already been with 3 dudes lol. I appreciate the honesty. In a city so filled with lies that it's basically a mirage, someone telling you the truth is really refreshing. For example, a few weeks ago I texted her what she was doing and she responded that she had just been with 2 customers at the same time so she was really tired. Not bad. A little later she texted me that she was now on a total of 10 for the day, so whisky and shisha in ibar would be all on her that night. She delivered too. A fun night was had by all. She even got drunk and offered to pay for my room at KTK the next month and we could live together. She's pretty awesome, but letting a soi 6 girl pay for my room, paid for by whoring herself out at soi 6? That's a bit too pooter-esque for me. You start to go down that road then one day you wake up covered in piss. Was kind of an ego boost to hear her say it though, so I asked her again later when she was sober, and she repeated the offer :P
/cool story
When you first come to Thailand it can be hard to see through the lies. Eventually you understand more of what's going on and it becomes funny, kinda like now you're in the know and can laugh at all the silly first time tourists who fall for the obvious bull****. The problem is that you still have to deal with all the nonsense yourself. I can handle it though, it's an unavoidable consequence of staying in Pattaya.
A few days ago, I was walking back to KTK from my favorite italian restaurant when I heard some standard calls of "come here have 1 drink inside" from some small bar. I avoid these bars like the plague. Low/no/bad music with a few washed up girls. I'll leave that **** to pokerspiv and vucking vish. However, in this instance I happened to notice a particularily trashy-looking girl sitting inside. She had long blonde hair, lots of strange tattoos, a skirt that looked more like a belt, enough makeup to kill a medium sized animal and heels so high that even a cumdumpster as trained as her had trouble walking in them. I hadn't been with anyone that trashy for a long time, so I decided to break my rule about not going into crappy busto bars made for 50+ year old men with no life left in them (yes I'm talking about you Pokerspiv :P)
She told me her name and that she has only been working in a bar for 2 weeks. Taking note of how she looked, not to mention her strong Australian accent, I found that to be a dubious claim at best. Normally I wouldn't even comment, but in this case it was so ridiculous I couldn't stop myself from saying something. Being a thai girl, she obviously got upset. How dare I question her honesty? I gotta say, there's something so weird about how emotionally invested thai girls seem to get in their own lies. They get genuinely angry when someone calls them out on their bull****. Either that or they just lie more to cover up the holes in their old lies. No shame whatsoever. So tiresome.
Having to listen to so much BS every day, it's really refreshing when you meet something as rare as a (relatively) honest thai girl. Ironically the most honest thai girl I know works on soi 6 of all places. I have known her for 2 years and she told me she averages 5-10 customers a day, and that by the time I had come to see her that day she had already been with 3 dudes lol. I appreciate the honesty. In a city so filled with lies that it's basically a mirage, someone telling you the truth is really refreshing. For example, a few weeks ago I texted her what she was doing and she responded that she had just been with 2 customers at the same time so she was really tired. Not bad. A little later she texted me that she was now on a total of 10 for the day, so whisky and shisha in ibar would be all on her that night. She delivered too. A fun night was had by all. She even got drunk and offered to pay for my room at KTK the next month and we could live together. She's pretty awesome, but letting a soi 6 girl pay for my room, paid for by whoring herself out at soi 6? That's a bit too pooter-esque for me. You start to go down that road then one day you wake up covered in piss. Was kind of an ego boost to hear her say it though, so I asked her again later when she was sober, and she repeated the offer :P
/cool story
print this off and next time you see me you get a free drink.
Went to R burger in Ekkamai a few days ago, wtf is **** s1ht, soy source in a burger. Is there nothing azns wont soy source
are you serious bro?
04-01-2013
, 03:14 AM
04-01-2013
, 03:43 AM
04-01-2013
, 04:44 AM
04-01-2013
, 04:49 AM
they are hotter on average and you get a soapy bath / massage of some kind with it. plus you can ask beforehand if 2 rounds (k2d style) is ok, and you get 90 mins - 2hrs
not that much more than e.g. (varies) 1.5k - 2k shorttime gogo girl in nana plaza + 300 barfine + 300 hotel room or getting numbers and having one come to your place after work for ~3k longtime
not that much more than e.g. (varies) 1.5k - 2k shorttime gogo girl in nana plaza + 300 barfine + 300 hotel room or getting numbers and having one come to your place after work for ~3k longtime
Spoiler:
04-01-2013
, 06:03 AM
Just starting on a crawl around Silom/patpong, heard Patpong has improved recently and I'm sick of Nana/cowboy and I've got nothing else to do for a few hours, got to leave for the airport at around 10pm.
Might do a live report if I can get any pics and on wifi. If anyone is in this area and wants to meet for a couple of beers let me know
Might do a live report if I can get any pics and on wifi. If anyone is in this area and wants to meet for a couple of beers let me know
04-01-2013
, 07:39 AM
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a close thai friend of mine said her family( lets say family worth somewhere around 5mil usd, relatives also well off) said her parents expected a million baht but that they would give it back as wedding gift...this had nothing to do if it was farang or thai guy.
It matters more how much money her family has than it does how much money the guy has.
also , the potential husband is not supposed to do any negotiating of the dowry- his parents are supposed to meet with the girls parents and discuss it.
It matters more how much money her family has than it does how much money the guy has.
also , the potential husband is not supposed to do any negotiating of the dowry- his parents are supposed to meet with the girls parents and discuss it.
04-01-2013
, 08:30 AM
VV should of told us earlier, me n Jspill would of met you for free drinks. Im not sure if this is a good idea but pics of the ass-an girls you smoshed up north please.
A close friend of James and a new friend of mine, was ill last night and James took him to sukhumvit hospital. He said cheapest room is 3k/day (300baht more for balcony view), and they asked for a 20k deposit. I wasent there but i would of told them i know a month to month place in bangchak that charges 5.5k a month with a pool, and ur aving a right larf love.
Went to see him today, an isan girl comes in while were there and takes his blood pressure. So much for hygiene standards here if they letting laos/isan girls work. This hopstial when im sick or injured, not even once.
I also took my friends slippers because its kind of what I do now. Just take things from hotels and other places that are privately owned. Before anyone comments on my legs, it was bad lighting and positioning, I cycle around 2-3km a day, so my legs are strong as fawk. You can see the sickening thickness on my back, not sure if that because im wearing a £145 Hugo Boss shirt or what.
going back for the bottle opener tomorrow
A close friend of James and a new friend of mine, was ill last night and James took him to sukhumvit hospital. He said cheapest room is 3k/day (300baht more for balcony view), and they asked for a 20k deposit. I wasent there but i would of told them i know a month to month place in bangchak that charges 5.5k a month with a pool, and ur aving a right larf love.
Went to see him today, an isan girl comes in while were there and takes his blood pressure. So much for hygiene standards here if they letting laos/isan girls work. This hopstial when im sick or injured, not even once.
I also took my friends slippers because its kind of what I do now. Just take things from hotels and other places that are privately owned. Before anyone comments on my legs, it was bad lighting and positioning, I cycle around 2-3km a day, so my legs are strong as fawk. You can see the sickening thickness on my back, not sure if that because im wearing a £145 Hugo Boss shirt or what.
going back for the bottle opener tomorrow
Last edited by PeoplesElbow; 04-01-2013 at 08:33 AM.
Reason: sickening
04-01-2013
, 09:24 AM
bbq
