Thought I lost my wedding ring at the gym, but I just found out in my back pocket - marriage salvaged! I'm pretty sure if I didn't find it, the wifeacore would have the right to have a priest molest me or something? I freely admit that I'm not an expert on Catholicism so someone more down with it feel free to clarify for the future.

I think, legally speaking, the nearest Catholic church would have the right to run a priest train on you while taping for distribution in their church molestation video ring.

IANAL fwiw

1. This isn't the thread for lifting advice, but I will play along.
B. What are your stats (age, weight)?
III. Are you following any bench/strength program or are you doing random workouts?

Eat more

Good News Everyone! My bank card was still at the bar I blacked out in when I went to check today.

I know you were all very worried & I was too, but I hope we can put this behind us now.

Happy birthday, DT!

Happy bank card, AIOTT!

And I thought all masturbatoriums were safe places . . . Thanks for opening my eyes, Ygos; I'll certainly keep my head on a swivel at Christmas.

I lost my wedding ring at the gym last year. Can confirm this is the standard punishment

ty.

So many cupcakes. I may die someday.

rigged

yeah, see my log for TR. Videos will take a while though.

I made it. BPA might have died. He had to make a 5am flight this morning

BPA hit 1504! I got two PRs, but my DLs sucked.

Layne Norton at raw nationals





First place (93kg)

Kinda of cool to see because his form is not picture perfect. Also he has been criticized for lifting in non drug tested organizations before. This meet is drug tested and he also has passed random drug tests in the past. Natty or not? Impressive either way. He also crippled Jason Blaha in that defamation lawsuit. Fun stuff.

i dont know what's less interesting between is he natty, what's my bf, and strength to bodyweight ratios. just shut the **** up and lift something.

those vids were badass, especially the dl one. 684 pounds lifted and 0 ****s given

lol didn't hear about the lawsuit. $400k judgement lol blaha

wait what? There was an actual lawsuit and blaha owes $400k? **** that's sorta awesome / sorta lame (lol blaha, but lol suing people). Blaha is such a clown.

i love how the lets go scream is universal in sports AFTER something happens derp

game winning shot, LETS GO

Yeah, some notes: http://forum.simplyshredded.com/topi...s-jason-blaha/

Long ass video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyhFFufToIg

Bio-gro banned by USADA/WADA.

https://blog.priceplow.com/supplemen...bio-gro-banned


I might get me some of that and log a triple dose after every workout. EV for sure on cocktails of Craze and Bio Gro. Still legal and available on amazon. I am interested in GH increases. Will I be nonnatty? Will I out bench Kpowers?

I better say now that that last post is a joke. Just kidding. Or else EV will sue me and send me to the brokehouse. Lol Icecreamfitness.

To each his own and all that but if you're going to take banned "supplements" and risk going enhanced on accident, but you feel comfortable with it because it's on Amazon, why not just pick up some beginner Prohormones?

and you'll outbench me the day I outshred you.

cliffs:

How is he natty? He is huuuuge.

http://nattyornot.com/is-layne-norton-on-steroids/

It must be the programming. EV been running PHAT for a while and his upperbody is decent. I started running it last week. See you guys in two years, I will be taking on robriches in the 83kg division. Easy game.

wait he actually competed in a drug tested meet? color me surprised.

doesn't mean he was even tested though

In USAPL if you win a national meet, you are almost automatically going to get tested. Rule book says you should be tested but I think its pretty much automatic. Same thing goes if you set a national record. If you set an IPF world record, you must sign up for out of meet testing

ETA: below is for any USAPL meet, im pretty sure they are more strict at national meets

c. The Meet Director has the option of testing the top finisher in each weight class, the best lifter of the meet, the lifter who appears to have the highest total going into the meet or any lifter entered in the meet. Lifters may be selected based on any suspicion of use of banned substances, including, but not limited to past disciplinary infraction, demeanor, appearance, reported drug use, and/or performance or changes in performance.