I saw the original video. He actually isn't that bad a storyteller. It is actually really hard to stand in front of a camera, stair into it and do a monologue by yourself. That is why most radio and tv shows where you are basically taking into a camera there is still 2 people, so you have someone to interact with and play off.

Ohhh now I get it. I thought we were just supposed to film ourselves reading it in our heads and seeing our reaction. hahaha

Yep, exactly. Should have clarified it will be read ALOUD.

Ok well even if I have no volunteers it should drop by Tuesday or never if I'm not satisfied with it.

Not gonna lie, never actually read a word of 50 shades but from Charles Dance's reading it's still probably miles above most erotic fiction targeted toward overweight middle aged whites. Not that I've extensively read any of that!


But basically I got wood. But that's not so hard. Double entendre heh

lolz. For some reason, that vid, tilted me more than anything he has done in recent times. Just the white knighting fedora tipping door holding body guarding reluctant hero tough guying.

I was actually hoping he would drop something in about his combat training preparing him for this situation.

Oh well, A+ internet points for Emoken. I will accept my internet demerit points for bad content.

Let's get back to talking about gays destroying the human race.

He's almost (completely?) more sexist than most of us dgaf misogynists who demonize women and expect the most Machiavellian behavior possible from them and often ignore evidence suggesting that lots of them don't really behave this way and are decent people. Except attractive white girls aged 16-30. They're all devils devoid of any decency or compassion, of course.


Blaha on the other hand seems to think they're glorified children. He even lumps them in with "the children and the weak" in the video. They need the protection of an alpha toughguy martial arts hitman secret agent mercenary Bourne Supremacy soldier of fortune elite silverback powerlifter like him. Otherwise how would they POSSIBLY go to the local steak+karaoke joint without suffering several rapes and violent assaults in the walk from the parking lot??!! Their husbands and boyfriends Don't Have What It Takes to defend these fair maidens, so when they need a break from the drudgery of home life, they contract with Mr. Blaha to defend them so they might enjoy a night out with ribeyes and Britney Spears songs.

lolol I wish I had recorded myself watching Evo watching Blaha. Hilarious stuff. I was cracking up. What a phoney story.

Reminded me of Blaha at his best

A+ vidya Evo. JFC you look hyooge. Your pics don't do you justice. Don't listen to the hay taters. You look good in those glasses, and anyone who says otherwise is bad and should feel bad.

Can we get a video of you interacting with women IRL next? I can't imagine a level of performance art wouldn't come into play if you know you're being videod, but it would be intriguing to observe their initial level of interest and sexual attraction and then see how that increases/disappears as soon as you start talking about peptides and Jizzabel.

I bet this guy wouldn't be able to tell you what the name of his SUV means.

Has anyone ever drafted a "Request for Sponsorship" letter for any of their events? Our big race is in 27 days, and we don't have a single sponsor at this point. Mainly because I have no idea how to ask for sponsorship.

I thought about doing a "GoFundMe/Crowdtilt" page. But then everyone else has the tragic story as to why they need funds. I'm just a former fat that lost a bunch of weight and wants to complete the canoe marathon. Who would really kick in money to help cover some of the race night expenses?

Syn,

LOL

__w__,

I heard it helps if you throw in $2k of your own money to start so that it looks like a bunch of people already believe in you.

FML. Convinced myself to order a large pizza from pizzahut and try not to care even though I'm gaining a bit too much cottage cheese down there. Notice on the site there's a buy 1 get 1 free promotion so I felt like it made more sense to actually buy two mediums for cheap.

10 mins later they call me and ask if it's okay if they make me cheesy crust pizzas cause they're out of pan's.

I said k.

No way Syn! I just ordered a Chicken Supreme (med) from Pizza Hut as well!

I was actually tossing it up between a gourmet pizza + chicken soup, grilled chicken breasts with greens or the pan based chicken supreme from PH.

You guys need to step up your pizza game.

Over in this part of the world Domino's and Pizza Hut is decent pizza. Not exceptional, but better than what you get in America from the same concerns. No square base tho

It's kind of like better than Little Caesar's & Jet's Pizza but not as good as Buddy's.


loco, yes that's a thinly veiled shout-out to Motor City # 88

Evoken looking good.

yeah wtf. Pizza Hut is easily the worst pizza on earth. Well, tied with Little Caesars. But I'm not here to argue pizza. I'm here to tell you that you're wrong and I hate you.

For good pizza, we've got a couple mom and pop places that make a wicked good pie. Pricey, but delicious.

For cheap, the mini's have soccer, mom and dad are busy, etc pizza, you really can't beat Little Caesars. But then you get what you pay for. It's not supposed to be designer gourmet pizza. But the three meat or the supreme is a reasonably edible pie, very fast if not already ready, at a great price point.

Plus Mr. I is the greatest owner in all of sports. If you don't like Mr. I, GTFO.

Yeah freal you are looking enormo. That's a good looking muscle tank, too. brand? why am I even asking? I have no upperbody. nvm

and this. kpew is right on. Get some lighter fuel and go have a field day. Also get lasik.

Jet's is pretty ****ing good compares to Caesar's, Domino's, the Hut

If anyone comes to the DC area and we hang, we're going to Pupatella for the best pizza on earf:

Our regular pizza joint was featured on DDD. Good stuff.

Of ourse it's 9am and way too early for pizza that isn't old and left over.