Busto,

Pedialyte. Seriously.

come on down man!

i can show you feet walking on the softest marble floors

+1

Any flavors better than others?

Wat. It's to make your hangover go away, not a cool refreshing beverage to wash down a tasty burger...

Meanwhile, in Straya:

There's no reason to make the experience more unpleasant than it has to be jfc

That headline is beyond amazing. A ****ing ++++++++.

i'll bash your fookin' 'ead in.

#1 poster to meat before I die... tough. I don't think I can chose.

Honestly, as with syndrom, it is probably heavily influenced by location and activities... I think I could make a shortlist...

- Drinking coronas, playing poker way over my head/roll and raw doggin' hookers with loco in puerto rico or wherever he is from
- Jumping off things into water with JonFon
- Eating fancy lad meals with Soulman
- Drinking crap beer and making stupid sports bets with jdock
- Now that syndrom is in Chang Mai, he's rising up the list. Mrs Snitch also likes elephants and Thai prostitutes, so she can come on this trip

Some other options were...

- I would only ever hang out with Aidan if it was to watch a bledisloe cup game that australia was guaranteed of winning (so not in my lifetime. fml).

- I was going to say busto, but I feel like I would spend the whole time hung over while he just wanted to go to the gym 2x/day because he hasn't done is block pulls or SGSLDL or something this week.

- I like the idea of hitting Rio with KC... but I think having more than one fat white guy in the group would lose it's charm

My choice was influenced by location and activities?

That would either be going on a double Tinder date taking handstand selfies, or pinning deltoids and masturbating 7 times somewhere in a dark room browsing Blaha pictures.

Chiang Mai also has lots of fights going on so we could dump your wife somewhere at a gogo bar, get drunk and push you in a ring somewhere

Well, you said you wanted to crash SS's pad and crush some Indian pussy. None of this necessarily means you want to actually hang out with SS.

You just moved to the #1 spot on my list.

Carpet pappy with DT would be high on my list. A romantic evening with anklebreaker up there too.

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I don't think about who I want to meet from S&F, lately I just think about who I want to get in a fistfight with. Here are my top4

Syndrome - he just has that annoying face that I just want to punch. He is a freak and real weird dude, in a respectful and nice way of course. That forward head posture really drives me on tilt so a good solid right to fix that shiet would be sweet. Unfortunately he is too tall so I would have to attack his core and chest. Seems like my punches would just bounce of his big pecs, so I would probably get KO'd.

ExpectedEV - just annoying, this guy thought he was god's gift to lifting and doesn't realize he has made negative gains since he arrived. He has that same annoying face like syndrome, just want to whack it with a baseball bat. Probably would choose muy Thai style on this guy and just promptly break one of his toothpick legs with a big sweeping kick.

Snitch007 - The ginger from down under looks like a tough guy but is probably soft. Just feel like I would have too much speed for him.

Nuclear - this armchair general who doesn't even log but comments like he lifts 3/4/5 plates really annoys me. Would really like to KO him. Has to be a skinnyfat in real life so not even scared.

come at me bro!@#

Syn

I dunno where senses lives, but most parts of India I am guessing you would have a lot of problems getting in a one night stand or casual relationship with an attractive 20-30 something Indian girl, for obvious reasons.

ok. Sorry, syndrom. loco has just taken #1 spot on my list.

Also loco,

Syn is much younger, bigger, on steroids and has actually had formal training in fighting. I think you are a big dog in this spot.

Also EV just went to police academy where they teach you dirty cop moves, and Snitch is da boxer. Looks like that leaves you with Nuclear.

QB,

As a counterpoint, Syn's chin is kind of hanging out there if loco can accumulate a star and throw a Little Mac style uppercut.

not a fair fight. I'm not skinny fat, but I AM small and weak.

This. Loco is also giving up 20lbs to me. And this facking guy thinks he is fitter and/or faster than me too? Does he even do cardio? supersetting 3x10 side raises and cable flys isn't cardio, bro.

Anyway, the only time one could overcome this disadvantage is if they are a high level MMA player or the like. I've got a cousin. 5'10. 165lbs. He is the reigning no gi jujitsu champion of the southern hemisphere. He goes through life praying that a big ginger will fight him, mistakenly thinking that his size gives him an advantage.

Exactly this right here



But on a serious note, I would really like to take on snitch. I am a bit old but that's not what keeps me from making a run at making this happen. The problem is I have no homebase to start my boxing training.

That's interesting, I was actually thinking about posting the same thing about you earlier loco. Not that I want to punch you in the face, but I think if there were some big ass H&F chipotle party, I kinda imagine you being the annoying guy giving everyone **** all the time and making these cocky a-hole kinda remarks of which nobody really knows whether they're ment to be funny or you actually mean it. So kinda like what you do on the forum all the time. But knowing that you're short and small, something tells me you're actually going to be much nicer in person.