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Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime
I've got a bad beat story lol.
Do share. I'm guessing a MLY bad beat story goes something like this:
EP opens 3x
MP raises to 9x
LP raises to 24x
MLY call with 33 BTN
Flop: 3s 2s 2h
EP check
MP check
LP 1/2 pot
MLY call
EP/MP fold
Turn: 3s 2s 2h 2d
MP 3/4 pot
MLY call
River: 3s 2s 2h 2d 2c
MP shoves just under pot
MLY whines for 10 seconds about flopping a boat, mumbles something about having to call, sticks her money in the pot while tabling her 33 and gets shown AA
Dealer turbo mucks her hand and ships the pot
MLY: "What are you doing? We both have quads!"
Dealer: "Best five cards win."
MLY: "Yes, and the best five card hand is QUADS! Gimme half that pot you *****!"
Dealer: "Quads is four cards."
Am I close?