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MLYLT learns to love herself and changes her life (for real this time!) MLYLT learns to love herself and changes her life (for real this time!)

08-26-2017 , 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by LKJ
It was certainly an interesting move to go with, "On a scale of 1-10 (not counting a bunch of 9s and 10s)..."
I was thinking along the lines of what I would be rated relative to my location, age, if I was on a dating site, and out of the general population.

Like if I was to rate myself out of the shoppers at Walmart, I would be at least an 8.

A small fraction of a percent of the entire population are 9s and 10s, and they are concentrated to certain areas. You have to consider how you will be precieved in your area.
08-26-2017 , 10:13 PM
I take your point even if I find the post odd. What Diablo said is true, that as long as you can attract a non-negligible number of men, the ones who find you least attractive are not that meaningful when the primary concern is dating/sex/relationships. Obviously you're never going to be reasonably selecting from 100% of the straight male population.
08-26-2017 , 10:17 PM
I admire your confidence.
08-26-2017 , 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime

Like if I was to rate myself out of the shoppers at Walmart, I would be at least an 8.
What attributes make you at least an 8 on the Walmart scale?
08-26-2017 , 10:56 PM
Well, it depends on if the scale is logarithmic or just based on percentile. If being an 8 means you're more attractive than 80% of adult females in Walmart, then yeah I'd say that's a pretty easy standard to pass. I mean you're probably in the bottom third of female weight, at least in the Walmarts that I remember going to.
08-27-2017 , 12:08 AM
Maybe she's including all the men and assuming most people are heterosexual?
08-27-2017 , 01:29 AM
Same as last night lol....2hrs and up 385
A lil over $700 this weekend
08-27-2017 , 01:32 AM
Rub rub rub it on your titties
08-27-2017 , 01:52 AM
MLYLT you go girl!

Someone get her in the WSOP Main Event!
08-27-2017 , 11:16 AM
It's like all you do is win. Can't even recall a booked loss...
08-27-2017 , 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by 27offsuit
It's like all you do is win. Can't even recall a booked loss...
I'm guessing the implication is that she conveniently never admits to her losses, but just a week ago:

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Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime
Played poker most of the day yesterday. My last two sessions have just been horrible :/ A combo of running bad and making mistakes. I took a break and got a cheeseburger and piece of apple pie. I ate less than half of the burger, but all of the pie.
08-27-2017 , 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by 27offsuit
It's like all you do is win. Can't even recall a booked loss...
You just can't recall because I don't lose that often. I had two losing weekends in August, and one back around spring break time.

I guess I play a lot of tournaments that I don't talk about losing, but probably no more than 2 a month. Chopped 2 out of 14 tornaments this year. Each between $175-$400 buy ins.

Last edited by MeLoveYouLongTime; 08-27-2017 at 11:54 AM.
08-27-2017 , 12:02 PM
MLY,

On a scale from 1 to 10, relative to the field of players in your poker games, how do you rate yourself?
08-27-2017 , 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Land O Lakes
MLY,

On a scale from 1 to 10, relative to the field of players in your poker games, how do you rate yourself?
Looks or skilz? Aaah, doesn't matter....I'm a 10 either way.
08-27-2017 , 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime
Same as last night lol....2hrs and up 385
A lil over $700 this weekend


was there last night. but not til after the fight. still up from that session tbh. you playing the 1/2 or 1/3? was at the plo game.
08-27-2017 , 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by 8th_Street
was there last night. but not til after the fight. still up from that session tbh. you playing the 1/2 or 1/3? was at the plo game.
I was playing 1/2 last night; left shortly after the fight. I'm going back today around 3:00 for a few hours. You going to be there tonight? I've got a bad beat story lol.

Last edited by MeLoveYouLongTime; 08-27-2017 at 12:34 PM.
08-27-2017 , 12:43 PM
i played plo all night. i have more than a few bad beat stories. on both sides.
08-27-2017 , 01:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Land O Lakes
MLY,

On a scale from 1 to 10, relative to the field of players in your poker games, how do you rate yourself?
A hard 9, if you don't include all the regs.
08-27-2017 , 01:44 PM
lol
08-27-2017 , 01:51 PM
M,

Quote:
Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime
Like if I was to rate myself out of the shoppers at Walmart, I would be at least an 8.

Yes, it's all about game selection!

I'd recommend avoiding Whole Foods and lululemon.
08-27-2017 , 02:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Land O Lakes
What attributes make you at least an 8 on the Walmart scale?
Not being 400+lbs riding a scooter in a swimsuit gives me a couple of points.
08-27-2017 , 02:37 PM
If M is at least an 8 on the Walmart scale, then I gotta be a 13 or something.
08-27-2017 , 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime
I've got a bad beat story lol.
Do share. I'm guessing a MLY bad beat story goes something like this:

EP opens 3x
MP raises to 9x
LP raises to 24x
MLY call with 33 BTN

Flop: 3s 2s 2h

EP check
MP check
LP 1/2 pot
MLY call
EP/MP fold

Turn: 3s 2s 2h 2d

MP 3/4 pot
MLY call

River: 3s 2s 2h 2d 2c

MP shoves just under pot
MLY whines for 10 seconds about flopping a boat, mumbles something about having to call, sticks her money in the pot while tabling her 33 and gets shown AA

Dealer turbo mucks her hand and ships the pot
MLY: "What are you doing? We both have quads!"
Dealer: "Best five cards win."
MLY: "Yes, and the best five card hand is QUADS! Gimme half that pot you *****!"
Dealer: "Quads is four cards."

Am I close?
08-27-2017 , 02:50 PM
LOL - That's dumb.
08-27-2017 , 03:03 PM
Dumb like calling off 2/3rds of your stack pre with AKs leaving yourself with an M of 2 and folding two overs with a backdoor draw, or a different kind of dumb?

      
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