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12-04-2015 , 12:33 PM

#201

kidcolin

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Also, not super shocking the girl who makes quad stuffed oreos is getting turned down for anal. Potential disaster.

12-04-2015 , 12:43 PM

#202

skeletor121

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SGT RJ

That said, IDK if that would appeal to him more than the gift of anal. I get the idea he thinks of the buttsecks as more effort that it's worth - when I asked him about it, we didn't have a prolonged discussion (I think I said something to the effect that most guys have asked about it by now, is it something you're interested in) but I got the impression that he had tried it in the past and it was problematic in some way. Potentially an issue with his size and/or a previous partner who really hated it and made a big deal. I'm not 100% sure and didn't press it at the time.

Unnecessary information, so I'm taking this as a not so subtle brag. Congrats.

12-04-2015 , 01:08 PM

#203

allinontheturn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by skeletor121

Unnecessary information, so I'm taking this as a not so subtle brag. Congrats.

I guess we'll need a pic to confirm

12-04-2015 , 01:40 PM

#204

skeletor121

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Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I guess we'll need a pic to confirm

SGT RJ: That ^ is a request from AIOTT and does not represent all of the members who post in this forum. Please direct all of the evidence pictures to AIOTT and DO NOT include me on those. Thank you.

12-04-2015 , 01:51 PM

#205

bixby snyder

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Yeah, definitely do not *wink wink* include Skeletor *wink*.

12-04-2015 , 01:59 PM

#206

SGT RJ

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kidcolin

Also, not super shocking the girl who makes quad stuffed oreos is getting turned down for anal. Potential disaster.

I don't think he knows about my prediliction for quads.

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I guess we'll need a pic to confirm

Quote:

Originally Posted by skeletor121

SGT RJ: That ^ is a request from AIOTT and does not represent all of the members who post in this forum. Please direct all of the evidence pictures to AIOTT and DO NOT include me on those. Thank you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bixby snyder

Yeah, definitely do not *wink wink* include Skeletor *wink*.

I got it, cock pics for everyone. Merry Christmas!

12-04-2015 , 02:00 PM

#207

Montecore

RPElf = +EV

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It certainly will be!

12-04-2015 , 03:00 PM

#208

SenseiSingh

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Grime is just so great for lifting

12-04-2015 , 03:04 PM

#209

BookToMarket

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It is a little weird to think that the average heterosexual male has seen exponentially more penises in his life than the average heterosexual female.

12-04-2015 , 03:07 PM

#210

Montecore

RPElf = +EV

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12-04-2015 , 03:09 PM

#211

SenseiSingh

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BookToMarket

It is a little weird to think that the average heterosexual male has seen exponentially more penises in his life than the average heterosexual female.

If you think it's 'exponentially more' then you must be including porn?

12-04-2015 , 03:12 PM

#212

biggerboat

you're gonna need one

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SenseiSingh

If you think it's 'exponentially more' then you must be including porn?

gym class, though

12-04-2015 , 03:22 PM

#213

allinontheturn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BookToMarket

It is a little weird to think that the average heterosexual male has seen exponentially more penises in his life than the average heterosexual female.

I agree, it is a little weird to think about that.

12-04-2015 , 03:51 PM

#214

saw7988

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Is that even true? If we're talking about porn then obv, but that just seems like a completely apples-to-oranges comparison. Assuming live and in the flesh dick:

I imagine an average number of sexual partners for a normal, educated woman is probably 10-15. Add a few middle school/high school pre-sex dicks and let's call it 20-25. While I've probably seen maximum 3 non-saw dicks.

12-04-2015 , 03:54 PM

#215

kidcolin

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Dudes who didn't shower in gym or after practice weird me out.

It's been a long time since I've seen a lot of cock, but between ages 15-18, I saw roughly 200 dicks.

12-04-2015 , 03:54 PM

#216

BustoRhymes

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SGT RJ

Appreciate the thoughtful suggestion, BtM, but my attraction to women is just about nil IRL so having a threesome doesn't seem like a particularly good gift unless I was drugged or something.

That said, IDK if that would appeal to him more than the gift of anal.

You are thinking about this the wrong way.

Say you're a vegetarian. Someone puts a $100 steak in front of you. Do you pass? Absolutely not.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SGT RJ

Potentially an issue with his size and/or a previous partner who really hated it and made a big deal.

skeletor already said it, but LOL at this humblebrag

12-04-2015 , 03:55 PM

#217

biggerboat

you're gonna need one

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Just have to say I've seen plenty of not bigger dicks.

12-04-2015 , 03:59 PM

#218

allinontheturn

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Maybe for BtM it is. When I was going to the gym regularly I was seeing about 10 each workout sesh three times a week.

Now that I've been working out in a garage I've only seen mine for > 1 year.

BtM in this situation as in much else in life fails to appreciate that he's been #blessed

12-04-2015 , 03:59 PM

#219

BookToMarket

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SenseiSingh

If you think it's 'exponentially more' then you must be including porn?

Indeed

12-04-2015 , 04:01 PM

#220

BustoRhymes

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Quote:

Originally Posted by biggerboat

Just have to say I've seen plenty of not bigger dicks.

This entire sentence is a true work of art

12-04-2015 , 04:04 PM

#221

saw7988

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kidcolin

Dudes who didn't shower in gym or after practice weird me out.

It's been a long time since I've seen a lot of cock, but between ages 15-18, I saw roughly 200 dicks.

Not saying I'm against it or anything. It's just becoming very standard to not do this. I wouldn't be surprised if a significant portion of modern schools doesn't even have showers.

12-04-2015 , 04:18 PM

#222

ExpectedV

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kidcolin

Dudes who didn't shower in gym or after practice weird me out.

It's been a long time since I've seen a lot of cock, but between ages 15-18, I saw roughly [/b]200 dicks[/b].

How long you been out of the closest for? Were you that guy who always had to look down at everyone's **** while showering?

12-04-2015 , 04:20 PM

#223

skeletor121

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ExpectedV

How long you been out of the closest for? Were you that guy who always had to look down at everyone's **** while showering?

Growing up KC was short enough he didn't have to look down.

12-04-2015 , 04:35 PM

#224

allinontheturn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ExpectedV

How long you been out of the closest for? Were you that guy who always had to look down at everyone's **** while showering?

Community showering may be the only metric by which youngs are more homophobic than olds.

12-04-2015 , 04:37 PM

#225

kidcolin

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But then you're sweaty and gross all day. No thanks.

I didn't shower after soccer practice because football players would beat me up. But after basketball practice and gym I did.

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