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Decemburly LC Thread: Dear Santa(ytf), S&F requests bread pudding & MOAR posts for christmas Decemburly LC Thread: Dear Santa(ytf), S&F requests bread pudding & MOAR posts for christmas

12-04-2015 , 12:33 PM
Also, not super shocking the girl who makes quad stuffed oreos is getting turned down for anal. Potential disaster.
12-04-2015 , 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by SGT RJ
That said, IDK if that would appeal to him more than the gift of anal. I get the idea he thinks of the buttsecks as more effort that it's worth - when I asked him about it, we didn't have a prolonged discussion (I think I said something to the effect that most guys have asked about it by now, is it something you're interested in) but I got the impression that he had tried it in the past and it was problematic in some way. Potentially an issue with his size and/or a previous partner who really hated it and made a big deal. I'm not 100% sure and didn't press it at the time.
Unnecessary information, so I'm taking this as a not so subtle brag. Congrats.
12-04-2015 , 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by skeletor121
Unnecessary information, so I'm taking this as a not so subtle brag. Congrats.
I guess we'll need a pic to confirm
12-04-2015 , 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
I guess we'll need a pic to confirm
SGT RJ: That ^ is a request from AIOTT and does not represent all of the members who post in this forum. Please direct all of the evidence pictures to AIOTT and DO NOT include me on those. Thank you.
12-04-2015 , 01:51 PM
Yeah, definitely do not *wink wink* include Skeletor *wink*.
12-04-2015 , 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by kidcolin
Also, not super shocking the girl who makes quad stuffed oreos is getting turned down for anal. Potential disaster.
I don't think he knows about my prediliction for quads.

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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
I guess we'll need a pic to confirm
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Originally Posted by skeletor121
SGT RJ: That ^ is a request from AIOTT and does not represent all of the members who post in this forum. Please direct all of the evidence pictures to AIOTT and DO NOT include me on those. Thank you.
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Originally Posted by bixby snyder
Yeah, definitely do not *wink wink* include Skeletor *wink*.
I got it, cock pics for everyone. Merry Christmas!
12-04-2015 , 02:00 PM
It certainly will be!
12-04-2015 , 03:00 PM
Grime is just so great for lifting

12-04-2015 , 03:04 PM
It is a little weird to think that the average heterosexual male has seen exponentially more penises in his life than the average heterosexual female.
12-04-2015 , 03:07 PM
12-04-2015 , 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by BookToMarket
It is a little weird to think that the average heterosexual male has seen exponentially more penises in his life than the average heterosexual female.
If you think it's 'exponentially more' then you must be including porn?
12-04-2015 , 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by SenseiSingh
If you think it's 'exponentially more' then you must be including porn?
gym class, though
12-04-2015 , 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by BookToMarket
It is a little weird to think that the average heterosexual male has seen exponentially more penises in his life than the average heterosexual female.
I agree, it is a little weird to think about that.
12-04-2015 , 03:51 PM
Is that even true? If we're talking about porn then obv, but that just seems like a completely apples-to-oranges comparison. Assuming live and in the flesh dick:

I imagine an average number of sexual partners for a normal, educated woman is probably 10-15. Add a few middle school/high school pre-sex dicks and let's call it 20-25. While I've probably seen maximum 3 non-saw dicks.
12-04-2015 , 03:54 PM
Dudes who didn't shower in gym or after practice weird me out.

It's been a long time since I've seen a lot of cock, but between ages 15-18, I saw roughly 200 dicks.
12-04-2015 , 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by SGT RJ
Appreciate the thoughtful suggestion, BtM, but my attraction to women is just about nil IRL so having a threesome doesn't seem like a particularly good gift unless I was drugged or something.

That said, IDK if that would appeal to him more than the gift of anal.
You are thinking about this the wrong way.

Say you're a vegetarian. Someone puts a $100 steak in front of you. Do you pass? Absolutely not.

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Originally Posted by SGT RJ
Potentially an issue with his size and/or a previous partner who really hated it and made a big deal.
skeletor already said it, but LOL at this humblebrag
12-04-2015 , 03:55 PM
Just have to say I've seen plenty of not bigger dicks.
12-04-2015 , 03:59 PM
Maybe for BtM it is. When I was going to the gym regularly I was seeing about 10 each workout sesh three times a week.

Now that I've been working out in a garage I've only seen mine for > 1 year.

BtM in this situation as in much else in life fails to appreciate that he's been #blessed
12-04-2015 , 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by SenseiSingh
If you think it's 'exponentially more' then you must be including porn?
Indeed
12-04-2015 , 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by biggerboat
Just have to say I've seen plenty of not bigger dicks.
This entire sentence is a true work of art
12-04-2015 , 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by kidcolin
Dudes who didn't shower in gym or after practice weird me out.

It's been a long time since I've seen a lot of cock, but between ages 15-18, I saw roughly 200 dicks.
Not saying I'm against it or anything. It's just becoming very standard to not do this. I wouldn't be surprised if a significant portion of modern schools doesn't even have showers.
12-04-2015 , 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by kidcolin
Dudes who didn't shower in gym or after practice weird me out.

It's been a long time since I've seen a lot of cock, but between ages 15-18, I saw roughly [/b]200 dicks[/b].
How long you been out of the closest for? Were you that guy who always had to look down at everyone's **** while showering?
12-04-2015 , 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by ExpectedV
How long you been out of the closest for? Were you that guy who always had to look down at everyone's **** while showering?
Growing up KC was short enough he didn't have to look down.
12-04-2015 , 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by ExpectedV
How long you been out of the closest for? Were you that guy who always had to look down at everyone's **** while showering?
Community showering may be the only metric by which youngs are more homophobic than olds.
12-04-2015 , 04:37 PM
But then you're sweaty and gross all day. No thanks.

I didn't shower after soccer practice because football players would beat me up. But after basketball practice and gym I did.

      
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