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POG PUB DECEMBER 2015 (LC; NSFW) Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa and a Festivus for the rest of us POG PUB DECEMBER 2015 (LC; NSFW) Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa and a Festivus for the rest of us

12-27-2015 , 05:07 AM
Is the pub amp's harem now?
12-27-2015 , 05:26 AM
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Originally Posted by DiggertheDog
Kokiri: what did you get upto over Xmas and Boxing day?
Mrs k was sick, and most of northern Britain is under water, so it was a low key Christmas mostly spent picking up dog crap in the dark and rain. Now I've caught Mrs k's bug. Happy days.

But I got a seventeen speed coffee bean grinder, and a book about keeping sheep, so it's all good.
12-27-2015 , 05:27 AM
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Originally Posted by DiggertheDog
Is the pub amp's harem now?
The world is amp's harm, we're all just eunuchs in it.
12-27-2015 , 05:30 AM
Sounds like a Bronte Christmas. Dark and Brooding.
12-27-2015 , 05:35 AM
walking the moors with a doggie shovel, kokiricliff
12-27-2015 , 01:01 PM
mets is a bit of an eccentric

i like to compare him to mr fischoeder
12-27-2015 , 01:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kokiri
Mrs k was sick, and most of northern Britain is under water, so it was a low key Christmas mostly spent picking up dog crap in the dark and rain. Now I've caught Mrs k's bug. Happy days.

But I got a seventeen speed coffee bean grinder, and a book about keeping sheep, so it's all good.
Was the sheep book written by a kiwi? I hear they have a great book called "How to keep sheep and not **** them."
12-27-2015 , 01:48 PM
That's not my book.

Made my first self ground coffee, someone peel me off the ceiling.

12-27-2015 , 01:58 PM
If you're getting beans from a local roaster, try their Ethiopian if they have them. From the Hambela region is my current favorite by far.
12-27-2015 , 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by marknfw
If you're getting beans from a local roaster, try their Ethiopian if they have them. From the Hambela region is my current favorite by far.
Thanks, I'll check it out. There are some decent places to source beans here so I should be able to experiment. I tend to prefer the old school style roast, rather than more fashionable 'citrusy' light roasts.
12-27-2015 , 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by pwnsall
mets is a bit of an eccentric

i like to compare him to mr fischoeder
A handy way to analyze women is deciding if they're Tinas or Louises.
12-27-2015 , 03:18 PM
Look at those Jets go! woo hoo. Steelers behind too.
12-27-2015 , 03:53 PM
Let's not pretend you know any women, come on now
12-27-2015 , 03:55 PM
Lots of girls think they are Tina's, butt they aren't
12-27-2015 , 03:56 PM
At the gym. Personal trainers confirmed worthless.

Having this girl do a bunch of triceps iso exercises. What a waste
12-27-2015 , 04:52 PM
her personal trainer is working to make HER happy, not YOU. working on her triceps makes her think her arms wont be so big and flabby
12-27-2015 , 04:55 PM
anyway jk rowling's detective novel is basically written for me. this big fat middle aged loser is sleeping on a sleeping pad, eating ramen, and hanging out with models. it's pretty great.
12-27-2015 , 04:59 PM
people go to the gym to pretend. same reason they go to church. tricep extensions are genuflecting at the sweaty altar of an empty god. personal trainers are the clergy, leading the faithful through meaningless rites of propitiation.

The only good things about a gym are yoga pants and squat racks.

hail satan
12-27-2015 , 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by amplify
people go to the gym to pretend. same reason they go to church. tricep extensions are genuflecting at the sweaty altar of an empty god. personal trainers are the clergy, leading the faithful through meaningless rites of propitiation.

The only good things about a gym are yoga pants and squat racks.

hail satan

My god
12-27-2015 , 11:33 PM
Wife missed a step and badly sprained her ankle. Has a boot on it for the next two weeks. We've got a 14 hour drive through a winter storm, and a cruise booked leaving on the 3rd.

Oops.
12-28-2015 , 12:03 AM
at least she doesn't have to wear one of those cones over her head like a cat from the vet

i know that makes no sense but I had this picture of your wife in a cone of shame through a 14 hour blizzard flash through my mind and I wanted to share
12-28-2015 , 12:18 AM
obviously this is my way of expressing condolences
12-28-2015 , 12:44 AM
Where's the cruise?
12-28-2015 , 01:03 AM
pwns, unlock your tv/movie draft!
12-28-2015 , 01:05 AM
Probably best to have his game mod privileges revoked.

      
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