Low Life - Future & The Weeknd

Yup

or do you not think so far ahead
cause I been thinking bout forever

-frank ocean

A timeless classic

Watching Brave ATM, this is a far better film than I expected from its reputation. Might sneak into my top five Pixar.

No.

Merry Christmas POG.

lolroo

Brave is terrible. But it's okay for people to like bad movies.

Merry Christmas yall

Fried tamales on Christmas morning GOAT

Nice neighbor couple just brought me tamales, brisket, and potato salad.

Merry Christmas poggers, may all your neighbours come bearing tamales.

Three glasses of champagne before lunch, and too many potatoes and I think I'm having a well named sexual experience.

Potatoes the nut low thing to overdose on at Christmas?

Nah heroin still worse

Nah, they're a staple, solid baseline. Also, don't think I've not overdosed on a half dozen other foodstuffs

I'm on my seventh coconut meringue-topped mince pie. Definitely the best Christmas thing my in-laws have introduced me to.

this meet the hoopers commercial is gonna cause me to have a psychotic break

lol, that is pretty bad. Some of the previous State Farm ones have been reasonably amusing.

Merry Christmas everyone!

brilliant

I too have considered ingratiating myself to lonely elderly neighbors. If they have no visitors on holidays and birthdays, you have an excellent chance of getting in their will. I learned that from the jack black movie! Wn, watch out, your fiance may have seen it too!

God dammit this guy I hardly know and haven't even kissed is already acting like a stage 5 clinger wtf?

I have sycophantic, emotionally unavailable, volatile, sociopathic hoes in different area codes.

all i got was slippers

Saw star wars. Looks like after 40 years of this **** I no longer really gaf about star wars.

Am I supposed to cum because there's a lightsaber onscreen? Because people who were in another movie are in this movie? Because for some ****ing reason Wall-E is in it? I'd rather watch Wall-E again.

I can't spoil anything because I have no idea what even happened. I could not recount the plot of this movie if you held a blaster to my head. I didn't give any ****s about any characters whatsoever.

At least it didn't reek of Lucas. Instead it was just there. I feel like a kid who got a sweater for Christmas.

I have wasted my life on vapid entertainment. Brain the size of a planet and I'm watching actors pretend to have a swordfight with laser beams.