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The 23rd Psalm, Amplified

The LORD is totally the worst shepherd ever; just ask all these starving refugees.

He maketh us to lie down in pastures while drones assail us from the skies.

He leadeth us beside the still waters. Big ****in deal, Lord, still waters. How about leadething us beside some rapids so we can deploy these sweet kayaks.

He leadeth me in paths of self-righteousness.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I really wish I had a car: for this valley goes on forever and is like super shadowy so I could use some headlights.

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies but they were looking at me funny so I just had a salad: thou anointest my head with oil which got oil all over my favorite shirt, you dick; my cup runneth over so maybe a bigger cup could be on thy divine shopping list, Einstein.

Almond oil, VS collection of 5 tubes, and a smattering of fabrics.
Including a Peruvian throw. Orange adidas climawarm jacket was excellent but meh, alpaca ftw.

So did she in the ambulance. "**** it." /Chloe Grace pulls trigger on .38

Beat me to it by a good 90m too.

I was trapped in a play anyway. :/

So before 50 there was dancing. Such trickster godmodding.

143/147. 4 in-between.

Can the WTF responses, you're talking to an indifferent ether.

sup kioshk.

Wtf?

wait, where is mets? i feel like i haven't seen him in forever

he got married. explains a lot of things

raises more questions than it answers

congrats on the progeny wyman, and good luck!

Grats wymo.

Also, gin o'clock!

the only time I see Mets posting lately is in the OOTV Supergirl thread.

is red wine the healthiest way to get drunk?

bloody marys

seriously?

Spurs nuns! http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/14...-antonio-spurs

beautiful

Buy some powdered alcohol off of ebay and sprinkle it on your favorite health food.

Sup bro?

I actually did get banned but wn overturned it. Since he's no longer a mod (and neither is the one who banned me) I'm not sure if you have any recourse today. And I haven't had an infraction in almost 3 years so I've done an ok job of keeping my nose clean since. But yes, I do remember the **** thing and I definitely deserved it and the ban.

Hope you're good.

This

good vodka is a relatively pure source of ethanol, which is mildly toxic in normal dosages yet widely believed to produce a healthful hormetic stress adaptation. delicious tomato juice, an obviously beneficial beverage. depending where you imbibe, you will receive a salad of vegetables, olives, often clam juice or beef bullion, and even shrimp.


red wine is fine
liquor is quicker
ultimate panacea
xanax & cya

Sangria doesnt sound too bad either (with all the fruits in it)

LOLOLOL

what im really interested in the poison i ingest being as least poisonous as possible. i get lots of great nutrients from enormous diet that includes plenty of fresh fruits and veggies and proteins and everything. i get too much nutrients really.

so i guess i should have asked what's the least poisonous, rather than what's the healthiest.

given that alcohol is basically a poison, the least poisonous would be the one with the least alcohol

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