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09-22-2019 , 10:40 PM

#801

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Dear Sheep,

I am incredibly honored to have one of my freds included in your update. 10/10 modding. My heart is full, and--following the wise words of Prince--I live inside my own heart, so it's getting crowded in here.

Can the tittie of the best of thread be changed to 2008-2019 so that everyone knows there's some new stuff in there?

E.A.D.D.D.D.D.

09-22-2019 , 11:12 PM

#802

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

Income?

Wat?

09-22-2019 , 11:19 PM

#803

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Wat

09-23-2019 , 02:15 AM

#804

Sheep86

*** Watch a Senior Mod eat a peanut butter packet for only ,000! September LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

**** you Monday.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

And you didn't income my fred

Can't you do it yourself? Does Sheep have to do all the work around here?!?

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Maybe this could be an addition made by one Gentlesheep.

Alright, alright, Sheep is on it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Income?

Wat?

Thanks Obama.

09-23-2019 , 02:25 AM

#805

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Enjoy your Monday morning Mr Sheep!

09-23-2019 , 02:51 AM

#806

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

09-23-2019 , 07:39 AM

#807

michaelorcharlie

RIP leg

Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 1,307

Spanish appointment system in any government instance:
1)Make an appointment for XX:XX hour of xx/month
2)Be there 15min early
3)Wait for 2 hours
4)Your turn comes
5)''Yes I see you've done and brought everything we needed, but because you're a piece of **** immigrant and we can barely use computers for anything other than facebook, you need to get another appointment''
6)Repeat step 1-5

09-23-2019 , 08:24 AM

#808

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

**** you monday

09-23-2019 , 08:25 AM

#809

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

saw this live last halloween, would have preferred give it up but they closed with bonfire instead, still pretty hhot

09-23-2019 , 09:27 AM

#810

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

**** you monday

09-23-2019 , 09:32 AM

#811

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

1. No more daily gif-ts from "dad" helped kill the daily list
2. I take no responsibility
3. Just kidding
4. Also what's wrong with overformatting?
5. **** that ****
6. Dysmenorrhea is the subject
7. Is this what you want
8. Are you not entertained?
9. Spasmodic cramping
10. Back pain
11. Nausea vomiting headache fatigue
12. Wow we're lucky we're male
13. Has the LC/NC ever had a female contributor?
14. I'd be real surprised if yes
15. Burnt coffee
16. Little Colombian wants to have a 3some
17. I didn't bring it up
18. Told me I get to pick the third
19. Life is cool sometimes?

09-23-2019 , 10:10 AM

#812

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Sgt RJ used to post here regularly.

09-23-2019 , 10:10 AM

#813

michaelorcharlie

RIP leg

Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 1,307

Great list Mr. AF
Especially enjoyed 16-19

09-23-2019 , 10:17 AM

#814

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Thank you, I try very much.

And Thanks Morph. I needed the information to survive!

09-23-2019 , 12:05 PM

#815

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

lol my over formatting post got nuked?

Thanks morph.

09-23-2019 , 12:16 PM

#816

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by michaelorcharlie

This is very sad, but Sheep laughed out loud anyway because you summarized it in such a funny way.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

13. Has the LC/NC ever had a female contributor?
14. I'd be real surprised if yes

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Sgt RJ used to post here regularly.

Wasn't Spleetpottt female as well?

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

16. Little Colombian wants to have a 3some
17. I didn't bring it up
18. Told me I get to pick the third
19. Life is cool sometimes?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik19

lol my over formatting post got nuked?

Thanks morph.

09-23-2019 , 12:19 PM

#817

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

16. Little Colombian wants to have a 3some
17. I didn't bring it up
18. Told me I get to pick the third
19. Life is cool sometimes?

You should pick Sammy.

09-23-2019 , 12:19 PM

#818

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

how dare you sir!

09-23-2019 , 12:21 PM

#819

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

15. Burnt coffee
16. Little Colombian wants to have a 3some
17. I didn't bring it up
18. Told me I get to pick the third
19. Life is cool sometimes?

I just realized the Little Columbian was his burnt coffee. Threesome = adding milk and sugar?

09-23-2019 , 01:35 PM

#820

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Guys guys have you seen this dude who put a curse on all of us?

09-23-2019 , 01:39 PM

#821

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Guys guys have you seen this dude who put a curse on all of us?

Wafflehouse?

09-23-2019 , 02:03 PM

#822

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

6. On the list today sound like the worst thing your butthole can endure, that comes from The inside and goes out.

Someone told me MmmKay was a female and mass confusion ensued for years