**** you monday

Aw skeet skeet

My traveling partner in crime accidentally booked our flight for Tuesday instead of today, so we’ll be going to see Red Sox/Yankees at Fenway tonight. Beats a cum-filled Prius any day.

Well, depending on the Prius I guess.

Such a rainy Morphday today. Thanks Obama.

Nice

I hit up the black and the lag 16

Tbh always knows what’s up

Sounds like you’re not quitting the job or weed for now! At least you got a raise and a promotion tho

Hello BBV.
I am sorry again for missing out I was kind of busy with IRL and had a minor anxiety of posting here due to being overwhelmed with the posts you guys have been making.

I was going a bit crazy on the crypto grind due to high stress and anxiety.

I have finally found a live poker homegame which I'll be going to play for first time in next few days. Casinos do not run cash games here.
Game will most likely be **** as it's 1/3 and host told me he needs time to find players for anything higher. I'll also be playing some €50-60 (only available) poker tournaments Friday/Saturday only.
Anyways, I'm going there for intel as I plan on opening my own homegame and have been looking for lux poker tables/chairs/chips etc.
Waiting for response on a couple of providers and hopefully will get the home game running soon.
Talking to a lawyer about how can I make the game legal in a few weeks when sister returns from Zurich.
Looking for a new house (for homegame + living) is also frustrating as I need a large house, but refuse to pay a month of commission to agencies (€1500ish) to rent the house.

I'm also reading books for self-improvement and trying to create a poker related affiliate website.
Also I've been drinking more than usual lately and am trying to stop it.
Still going to gym 6x/week which is nice (+8kg in <2months).

Can anyone give me advice on the poker table? I'm trying to decide if it should have LED lights or not.
Also I think of having chairs like that (black)

Or should I go for more tradition types?

Thank you!

Hi Mr. MoC, good to have you back! Are you still living on a Canary Island? The commission those agencies are asking is nuts. They usually want a full month's rent in Poland as well, but Sheep never paid more than 75-80% (which is, unfortunately, still a lot).

Sheep recommends chairs that make you sit upright. They say that peeps are more inclined to gamble that way, which would generate more rake for Tha MoC.

Yanks VS Boston

Go Mets

I’m ****ing chopped liver? You’re both banned.

Nice seats. Go Red Sox.

King Fish has gone from homeless to balla in the space of a week! Those lobster rolls look tasty. We don't really have them in New Zealand.

Thank yo Mr.Sheep!
Still there, yup!
Taken a note of chairs, thanks!
Ye agencies are bananas are. Thinking of just getting an airbnb for a few months I guess?

What's going on here?
KF all good? I understand literally nothing of baseball.

To the windows, to the walls!

**** every team mentioned above

Go braves

i got ya brother

i believe i have a work around

no, lower than whale **** scum

so i talked to two friends who have, at times, regularly had to take drops for jorbs.

End result, i procured synthetic urine and will be taping a hand warmer to the bottle of fake pee and storing it in my grundle oven past the pee patrol.

wml

**** you tuesday

**** you drug test mfs

how is pusher school AF?

Legendary lengths to secure employment.

I approve

Have the tests become this good? Don't ask me but last I heard these would never catch any traces from days/weeks ago. I mean, I don't understand this Murican stuff anyways, how can they require you to test in a state where pot is legal? You are still in WA right?

“Taint”ed urine ITT

Happy Titty Tuesday!



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The car was found a few days later, with a peanut butter packet in it:

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So now you know the story behind this month's thread title.

Leave clever notes in the bathroom stall before you go like Mr. AF did

It's going, player. Depression getting the best of me and keeping my effort levels down but it'll clear once adjustment is made.

Probably need to get my ass back into AA meetings too, I'm super out of touch with reality at this point and it's beginning to show.

TAINTED PISS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHOHHH

TAINTED PISS

sometimes I feel I've got to
DUN DUN
piss away