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To the rest of BBV, I am salty and goodbye.
It was fun for a while, but you guys really need to get a life.

Sammy's out for good, and forever.

Grease that scalp

Very salty Samuelsson.

Honestly wish that Sammy wasn't so sad all of the time. I'd give him a hug and a slap on the ass to improve his mood if I could

why is Sammy always so mad? You think being handsome and rich with a sexy wife would make one happy.

Maybe he's just horny.

Maybe he's just not doing enough to make other people happy. Selfish people are often the most sad.

Sammy is sad because he thought cuckolding would improve his marriage. It mad his wife happy but it ruined him personally.

Rip

i went to costco and spent 310 on two bottles of liquor and one piece of meat, what did i get?

Also, gonna get a cstco membership so i can keep doing that

This is hilarious!

Sheep fixed The Sammy's poast. RIP profanity evading Denmarkian.

When you spend every waken hour of your life trying to save the world(that wasn't just a some stitch I used to be funny, I actually do that) and the world just piss in your face (note, I don't actually drink german piss), you become angry. I like you Fidstar. I always did. I have a kid coming in about a month, and it's time to focus on the good things in life. I want to be happy. I mean real happiness, not just the crap you post on the internet, but real life happy. I'm gonna do a "WaffleHouse"...and try to get a joy in my life that doesn't revolve around money. **** money, it doesn't make you happy. Yes I said it, **** money.

Becoming a father really screwed with my head.

Cheers

Wise words, Mr. Sammy. Good luck to you.

Despite what I've said to you lately, I've always liked you too Sheep.

As for H0rus goes....I still prefer Lars Ulrich

Sammy you have instant message flash flash mail thing.

Money really can’t buy happiness, that is true. A severe lack of it, however, can bring misery. Gotta find that balance. I went thru this near exact thing 5 years ago. I gave up mucho money because acquiring it was making me miserable.

Despite battles with depression, I am much happier having “enough.”

Sammy is saving the world via civil engineering?

Holy ****, if sammy is quitting BBV because it was making him too much money to be happy, I have been doing BBV wrong this whole time

1. Excellent memes here in the LC/NC today, gents
2. Happy Meerkaturday to the lot of you
3. Except Sammy, happy everyday to sad Samuelsson
4. Mr. tbh I bet it was two bottles of whiskey and a big chunk of filet
5. Tell me I'm wrong
6. I dare you
7. Studies today going very smoothly
8. I shall have my dinner prepared for me by the Korean woman
9. I am unsure as to why
10. Maybe she wants the D even though she ended the D-rrangement
11. She is D-ranged
12. A 99% woman liked me on the tinder
13. Natamus how do I proceed here?
14. Is it gay to get a blowjob?
15. Consult your friend who is experienced in the 99% ladies please
16. Latte

You know you can do both (be real life happy and still be on BBV).

I like the Sammy as well. You're fun to trade barbs with. Nothing I ever say is serious (For the record I'm not actually AF's father either).

Anyway, enjoy fatherhood. It will be the most challenging thing you do. I'm sure you're up for it.

****ING LIST GAME IS ON POINT

it was two bottles of whiskey and a 13lb prime strip, flavor is in the fat homey

also, a handle of johnny black was $80, how have i not known about this life hack b4

its ghey to get a blow jibber from a 99% lady, but theres nothing wrong with it if its your thing

I was going to go with another cut but I defaulted to an expensive one because amateur hour AF.

Excellent use of ~$350 if you ask me
This is the proper approach. I will wait for Natamus to confirm, however this empiric therapy is most likely going to be the correct one.

WHAT THE ****

Mr. AF see's so many women i am living vicariously through his penis