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09-24-2019 , 01:44 AM

#851

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I am a very big Pharmaziestudiumskommolitoninnenvernaschungsdoktor ausbildung fan.

09-24-2019 , 01:45 AM

#852

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Thank you very much Mr. Morph, this is a kind thing you have done for little AF.

09-24-2019 , 01:48 AM

#853

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

09-24-2019 , 01:49 AM

#854

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

It was meant to beaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

09-24-2019 , 02:04 AM

#855

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

I have to nominate this thread to add to the best threads 2014-2019

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/5...s-ama-1626200/

Aww thanks Piddle!

I didn’t even have my agent pay him to say that

I should reach deep into my brain and see if there are any good stories left from before I became an old. Or if there are newer ones i want to share

09-24-2019 , 02:17 AM

#856

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Have you slept with Mila Kunis? Lie to me, please.

09-24-2019 , 04:11 AM

#857

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Have you slept with Mila Kunis? Lie to me, please.

I slept in the same building as Mila Kunis.

I once had a really cool and private conversation with Minka Kelly that I like to lie to myself about and tell myself I missed my chance at her.

There was never a chance

09-24-2019 , 09:14 AM

#858

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

This is the type of internal dialogue I enjoy

09-24-2019 , 09:15 AM

#859

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

1. No more daily gif-ts from "dad" helped kill the daily list
2. I take no responsibility
3. Just kidding
4. Also what's wrong with overformatting?
5. **** that ****
6. Dysmenorrhea is the subject
7. Is this what you want
8. Are you not entertained?
9. Spasmodic cramping
10. Back pain
11. Nausea vomiting headache fatigue
12. Wow we're lucky we're male
13. Has the LC/NC ever had a female contributor?
14. I'd be real surprised if yes
15. Burnt coffee
16. Little Colombian wants to have a 3some
17. I didn't bring it up
18. Told me I get to pick the third
19. Life is cool sometimes?

just dont pick the 99% lady

09-24-2019 , 09:18 AM

#860

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

So does a 99% man always have a vagina?

09-24-2019 , 09:22 AM

#861

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

just dont pick the 99% lady

Also apparently Venezuelan/Armenian girl has now come back and forcibly removed the poison from the netherregions.

I was pleasantly surprised by the double-handed gwak-gwak technique.

Last edited by AlwaysFolding; 09-24-2019 at 09:22 AM. Reason: too many "nows"

09-24-2019 , 09:23 AM

#862

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

So does a 99% man always have a vagina?

Hold on let me ask the Sammy

09-24-2019 , 10:34 AM

#863

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Piddle doesn’t like puddles.

Welcome to my piddle puddle

09-24-2019 , 10:47 AM

#864

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Nothing to see here. Please disperse. There is nothing to see here. Please go back to your regular forums.

09-24-2019 , 11:13 AM

#865

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

In the presence of pain.

09-24-2019 , 11:36 AM

#866

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Have you slept with Mila Kunis? Lie to me, please.

I stealthed her in 2009

Once she caught on she declined to go to trial and settled for a climax.

09-24-2019 , 11:38 AM

#867

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

I miss the days of fulfilling hollywood actresses fetish of banging a not so "average joe"

09-24-2019 , 11:39 AM

#868

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

I banged jessica alba with nothing but construction boots on

09-24-2019 , 11:40 AM

#869

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

I helped jennifer Lopez rebound from her divorce from ben affleck

09-24-2019 , 11:40 AM

#870

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

I proved to eva mendez anal doesnt hurt

09-24-2019 , 11:41 AM

#871

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

I taught michelle yeoh how to moan in english

09-24-2019 , 11:43 AM

#872

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

I respectfully declined a blowjob from jared leto

09-24-2019 , 11:44 AM

#873

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Unfortunately i cannot name the rest because of NDA's

09-24-2019 , 11:45 AM

#874

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Actually kate winslets expired last year, i taught her how to go down with the ship.

09-24-2019 , 11:47 AM

#875

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

I actually loved this one so screw the NDA, frieda pinto call me baby, i miss the poonani.

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