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09-29-2019 , 05:58 PM

#1201

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,713

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Obv Sheep is to blame there. What's going on with the snookers Mr. Morph? Last I heard the world champs was in April or something? Are they still playing? Do you have to win 1001 frames now?

maybe

09-29-2019 , 06:09 PM

#1202

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,926

My highest break is 9

09-29-2019 , 06:15 PM

#1203

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,926

Lots of Sheepblaming in that game. If I hit and pot the red at all then usually the white doesn't go anywhere near where I want it to be

09-29-2019 , 06:28 PM

#1204

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,296

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Happy Sheepdays all. Can't you peeps just buy BMWs like the sane peeps out there?

Leave it to the gentle German to pimp a
Nazi sled

That said I love me a Beamer but I’ve driven Toyota’s for the last decade

09-29-2019 , 06:41 PM

#1205

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,926

Mr. Natamus is recommended a black man's willy nazisled too, proper 8series or 6series

09-29-2019 , 06:44 PM

#1206

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,296

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

NE defense is pretty awesome so far, like 1985 Bears good, but it's early.

Lol try not to choke on the hyperbole

09-29-2019 , 06:46 PM

#1207

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,296

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Now that I said that, they have to stop the Bills's 2 minute drive FTW at the end of the game.

Edit: Done and done. After 4 games they're outscoring the DOLPHINS, JETS, BILLS AND 0-3 STEELERS 122-27.

FYP trying to save you from slipping into Cringe land

I assume your hard on for the defense is because Brady looked like an old mans ass in the ICU today

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Your boys get the hapless Washington racist next week, I know you can only play who they put on your schedule but holy crap.

09-29-2019 , 06:48 PM

#1208

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Cashed 100% of lineups. No huge scores, but I’ll take the small victories. About 4.5x on the day.

09-29-2019 , 07:03 PM

#1209

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,926

Try scoring in AFs Venezuelan Colombian Korean lineup

09-29-2019 , 07:04 PM

#1210

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,296

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Cashed 100% of lineups. No huge scores, but I’ll take the small victories. About 4.5x on the day.

09-29-2019 , 11:14 PM

#1211

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,563

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

FYP trying to save you from slipping into Cringe land

I assume your hard on for the defense is because Brady looked like an old mans ass in the ICU today

Your boys get the hapless Washington racist next week, I know you can only play who they put on your schedule but holy crap.

Everybody has an off day. Tom'll be back in form next week for Trail of Tears II.

09-30-2019 , 12:11 AM

#1212

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,911

Sammy's wife doing the pole vault:

09-30-2019 , 12:57 AM

#1213

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,296

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Everybody has an off day. Tom'll be back in form next week for Trail of Tears II.

That’s the sweet whispers of denial ringing in your ears...

09-30-2019 , 03:14 AM

#1214

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,563

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

That’s the sweet whispers of denial ringing in your ears...

I don't think that he's ready to pack it in this year, but even if he is...

Only Giselle gets to see his 6th ring.

09-30-2019 , 04:16 AM

#1215

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,955

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

My highest break is 9

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Lots of Sheepblaming in that game. If I hit and pot the red at all then usually the white doesn't go anywhere near where I want it to be

Same here, Mr. FWWM. Sheep blames himself.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Sammy's wife doing the pole vault:

You take that back, right now!

09-30-2019 , 09:32 AM

#1216

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

i say smash the columbian, get the korean jealous and eventually leverage that to smash venezzualan

**** you monday, new employee orientation today, i will not be paying attention to anything

09-30-2019 , 10:04 AM

#1217

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

Appreciate the fact she is willing to go against her morals to stroke your gen'ies

And stroke them she did. She was even like "you should take pictures"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Commit yourself to the Korean ewe, right now!

But she's so confusing!

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

I liked Gronk. The other patriots peeps seem a bit meh. Well I think I only know Brady and the coach

**** the Brady Bunch, right now!

09-30-2019 , 10:05 AM

#1218

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

i say smash the columbian, get the korean jealous and eventually leverage that to smash venezzualan

**** you monday, new employee orientation today, i will not be paying attention to anything

Done, done, and she's coming over tonight

**** you monday

09-30-2019 , 10:30 AM

#1219

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

09-30-2019 , 11:44 AM

#1220

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Can’t wait to close this thread and Arrest Morph for Treason.

09-30-2019 , 01:59 PM

#1221

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,713

Witchhunt!

09-30-2019 , 04:32 PM

#1222

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,296

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

I don't think that he's ready to pack it in this year, but even if he is...

Only Giselle gets to see his 6th ring.

Once you get off your knees and use your bib I’m sure she’ll be stoked to finally have a turn!

Ok I’ll stop being football fan douchebag

09-30-2019 , 04:45 PM

#1223

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,563

Sorry not sorry that he beat your team so much. It's the Raiders, innit? I'm looking forward to seeing the Raiders in LV next year. I kind of like them because I played on the Raiders as a kid playing pee-wee football, back when they still let you tackle.