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09-19-2019 , 10:39 PM

#626

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

you ****sippers said things i wantd to respond to but all i remember is AF is now banging a 5' columbian, wfp sir, wfp

Last edited by thabighurt35; 09-19-2019 at 10:47 PM. Reason: i got excited and read cambodian, the latin spice is fun tho too

09-19-2019 , 10:41 PM

#627

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

also MFing LIST

bring back the list!!!

09-19-2019 , 10:45 PM

#628

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

They probably thought you were a lesbian.

u just leveled yourself

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Hai. RIP Sammy. I blame Sheep. Or mmmkay. Yes, my ex-gf is pestering me too, I blame Sheep. Wtf are you trying to do with a Subaru Mr. tbh, are you going on some Canadian cross-country rally?

quite possibly, as long as hookers and blow is involved

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Or Daniel Tosh

Oh my bad you already said lesbian

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blow me nate

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

omg

Osh

**** you frank

09-19-2019 , 11:52 PM

#629

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Based on popular demand I will be reinstating the daily list as well as Sheepday posts.

09-19-2019 , 11:56 PM

#630

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

^ Very good

09-20-2019 , 12:05 AM

#631

michaelorcharlie

RIP leg

Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 1,307

Hai Franko!
Hai BBV
Great list Mr.AF glad you spent the money on reasonable things.

Coming back from a 1/2 homegame.
Guy lost close to a 2kBB pot to me and raged hard.
Called the cops and told them he was robbed.
Host told us to scatter and come back later/in morning
Dunno what happened but cops didn't even show up and I got to cashout
Pros:
+1.5k sess
Laugh at dude who cannot lose
Cons:
Almost arrived home when host called me and told me to come back (+20min drive each way)
It's 5AM and i have to get up in 2 hours
Semipro - no one is supervising my money at the moment so by the books I lost this session therefore no sister/mother can take my money

???: Still haven't ****ed a sheep/goat

09-20-2019 , 12:06 AM

#632

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

in for petite colombians

09-20-2019 , 12:32 AM

#633

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by michaelorcharlie

I got some nice goats for you. 2/$1500. All. Night. Long. BYOCP

09-20-2019 , 12:42 AM

#634

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

quite possibly, as long as hookers and blow is involved

blow me nate

LOL

09-20-2019 , 09:49 AM

#635

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

sup octopussy

**** you friday morning

09-20-2019 , 10:14 AM

#636

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by michaelorcharlie

Hai Franko!
Hai BBV
Great list Mr.AF glad you spent the money on reasonable things.

???: Still haven't ****ed a sheep/goat

Hai frand

good TR I like it a lot

NO GOATS WERE ****ED IN THE MAKING OF THIS POST

09-20-2019 , 10:38 AM

#637

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

NO GOATS WERE ****ED IN THE MAKING OF THIS POST

I can remedy that. Friday deals ARE in effect!
Ask for the Sammy Special. Comes with a free ram.

09-20-2019 , 10:41 AM

#638

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

How does SammysGF feel about this?

09-20-2019 , 11:02 AM

#639

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

How does SammysGF feel about this?

How do you think she met Sammy?

09-20-2019 , 11:18 AM

#640

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Tell us a story.

09-20-2019 , 12:59 PM

#641

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Sheep could be developing a cold. Sheep blames himself in advance.

09-20-2019 , 01:14 PM

#642

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Sheep is dying. But that’s to be expected, as he is a clone.

RIP Sheep86. Long Live Sheep87.

09-20-2019 , 01:20 PM

#643

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Rip

09-20-2019 , 01:42 PM

#644

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Sheep2000!

09-20-2019 , 02:22 PM

#645

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Sheep could be developing a cold. Sheep blames himself in advance.

Water, acetaminophen (you eurobros call it "paracetamol"), and lots of sleep. Thank AF in the morning. Namaste.

09-20-2019 , 02:24 PM

#646

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Water, acetaminophen (you eurobros call it "paracetamol"), and lots of sheep. Thank AF in the morning. Namaste.

fyp

09-20-2019 , 02:59 PM

#647

michaelorcharlie

RIP leg

Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 1,307

ok
charlie
found
japanese escorts
in contact now
celebrating yesterdays win with a jap threesome and coke
thanks
will ask if goats available too

09-20-2019 , 03:06 PM

#648

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Water, acetaminophen (you eurobros call it "paracetamol"), and lots of sleep. Thank AF in the morning. Namaste.

Sheep wants to thank you right meow!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

fyp

Quote:

Originally Posted by michaelorcharlie

ok
charlie
found
japanese escorts
in contact now
celebrating yesterdays win with a jap threesome and coke
thanks
will ask if goats available too

Mr. MoC has to confirm within five minutes that the goats are not for sex but strictly for petting, or his undertitty will be changed to 'permabanned'.