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09-06-2019 , 08:07 AM

#176

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Meh the other one is evil, tastes like sulfuric charcoal handroasted by Morph's mum

09-06-2019 , 08:32 AM

#177

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

In for this:

And this:

Spoiler:

[/SPOIL]

vwp, i would toss that salad

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Now I got the mentholator which I can rub on my titties and whatever the other one is so the bacteria can **** off right now

get some x and rub that **** on your titties

09-06-2019 , 08:34 AM

#178

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

so new jobby job offered even more monies and a signing bonus but they want to drug test me, i dont remember if i smoked the weeds last weekemd but if i did it would have just been a few hits. Either way im gonna say yes and get irresponsibly drunk tonight to celebrate

hai friyay

09-06-2019 , 08:38 AM

#179

Parsons Grinder

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 2,371

Congrats, embrace the variance...

09-06-2019 , 08:41 AM

#180

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Thx, but I know that one already. All the pre-pulp fiction Tarantino are usually pretty good, the post-PF tend to be a bit meh

You take the back right meow. How would I know how to signal for 3 drinks properly in Germany if it weren't for Inglourious Basterds?

09-06-2019 , 09:01 AM

#181

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Congrats Mr. tbh, you are the jorb endboss. Also call me Sammy, but I'm def not gonna do any x-es tonite Im already shaking enough as it is. Gonna spend it all on teh couch doing options trading and watching netflix. Hopefully in a few hrs I can rub the moneyz on my titties, if not obv Sheep will be to blame. Inglorious bastards gets a pass Mr. suited

09-06-2019 , 09:21 AM

#182

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Recommend some options trading books to me please sir. I want to bang hookers and do blow on wall street one day

09-06-2019 , 09:22 AM

#183

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

Its only irresponsible if you throw up

09-06-2019 , 09:38 AM

#184

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Bored between takes. I don’t think I’m very good at online dating.

09-06-2019 , 09:40 AM

#185

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Congrats, tbh. You should buy BBV Asian Prostitutes to celebrate.

09-06-2019 , 09:56 AM

#186

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

Recommend some options trading books to me please sir. I want to bang hookers and do blow on wall street one day

Books? It ain't 1989 punk, tons of good resources on the interwebs, tastytrade has some good beginner vids also interactive brokers and other brokers have some good educational stuff. However I'd say a learned the most from this utube channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

09-06-2019 , 09:59 AM

#187

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

We're in it now STO 10 SPX -2990C +2995C @1.0 CR (0DTE)

09-06-2019 , 10:21 AM

#188

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

What?

09-06-2019 , 10:41 AM

#189

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Translation

Spoiler:

09-06-2019 , 11:14 AM

#190

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Bored between takes. I don’t think I’m very good at online dating.

I AM ****ING DYING AT THIS

what a good bot.

09-06-2019 , 11:15 AM

#191

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

We're in it now STO 10 SPX -2990C +2995C @1.0 CR (0DTE)

Mr. FWWM's postings over the last several hours have been highly entertaining as well.

Rub that titty menthol in. RUB IT.

09-06-2019 , 12:00 PM

#192

Sheep86

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Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

1. Hai Friyay!
2. Django Unchained > Pulp Fiction > Inglourious Basterds
3. One-time reminder not to trade options, bros.
4. You should spend your spilmaks on MTT buy-ins instead!
5. Beer

09-06-2019 , 12:04 PM

#193

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Hello Monsieur Sheep. Great list. Straight and to the point.

09-06-2019 , 12:06 PM

#194

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Gonna spend it all on teh couch doing options trading and watching netflix. Hopefully in a few hrs I can rub the moneyz on my titties

...so you do this just causually on the side like some donkament?

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

Recommend some options trading books to me please sir. I want to bang hookers and do blow on wall street one day

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Books? It ain't 1989 punk, tons of good resources on the interwebs

Just download a bitcoin client and hodl.

09-06-2019 , 12:08 PM

#195

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

HODL

09-06-2019 , 12:21 PM

#196

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

09-06-2019 , 12:23 PM

#197

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

HODL

If there is ever a crypto forum on 2+2, I shall make a thread "In this thread, we only post 'HODL'".

09-06-2019 , 12:26 PM

#198

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

plz do

09-06-2019 , 12:26 PM

#199

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

It's less work than donkaments Mr. Morph, good for lazy peeps like me. It depends on the trade, the one I posted is a very lazy trade. You just gotta make up your mind about teh current market conditions and watch the theta decay do its magic. You gotta be fast to react if something goes wrong though, like the Donald doing some funny tweets. It's not that easy though, quite a learning curve. I just started with this like 1 yr ago cos I had way too much on my bank account to just sit there lazily. I have 2 BTC. I will HODL to alpha centauri obv