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09-14-2019 , 02:20 PM

#426

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

I had bbq dinner

09-14-2019 , 02:24 PM

#427

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

So I went in this restaurant for dinner and the waiter asks me if I want to try their specialty, Milanese style pork chops. I say yes.

Spoiler:

What came was a double pork chop (two rib sections) flattened to perfection. That beast would make any Wiener Schnitzel blush. It wasn't even butterflyed; the guy ensured me that it's just hammered flat while applying breadcrumbs.

No I couldn't finish it.

09-14-2019 , 03:12 PM

#428

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

tendered my resignation on friyay, two week grind to close out, gonna go buy an S3 in the next 10 days, but first i take chinese girl to aquarium and try and enter her before white sox game.

if all that fails i will drink every one of them.

lets be honest ill drink them all either way

09-14-2019 , 03:29 PM

#429

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Congrats, TBH. But don’t buy an S3, Lease it. Audis becomes ridiculously expensive to own after 3 years (most expensive mass production cars to own in ‘Murica) and are almost impossible to sell at anything close to value.

Plus reliability after 3 years goes downhill fast.

-KF, Former A6 owner/ Audi consultant

09-14-2019 , 03:37 PM

#430

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Speaking of Audi,

About 5 years ago, I was one of 2 finalists to head up their North American marketing efforts. Unfortunately, when HU, every hand is 50/50 and my rival had the T6s.

But the coolest perk was my company car would have been an S8. Gotta look slick when marketing for the Germans.

Now I drive a cum-stained Prius. I’m still bitter.

09-14-2019 , 03:40 PM

#431

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

So I went in this restaurant for dinner and the waiter asks me if I want to try their specialty, Milanese style pork chops. I say yes.

Spoiler:

What came was a double pork chop (two rib sections) flattened to perfection. That beast would make any Wiener Schnitzel blush. It wasn't even butterflyed; the guy ensured me that it's just hammered flat while applying breadcrumbs.

No I couldn't finish it.

Also nice

09-14-2019 , 03:46 PM

#432

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Congrats, TBH. But don’t buy an S3, Lease it. Audis becomes ridiculously expensive to own after 3 years (most expensive mass production cars to own in ‘Murica) and are almost impossible to sell at anything close to value.

Plus reliability after 3 years goes downhill fast.

-KF, Former A6 owner/ Audi consultant

this is dissapoint, i previously leased an S4 twice but the monthly on a new lease is above what i want to spend to looking at a 3 year old S3 with 30k miles and you just pissed in my cherrios

thanks morph

09-14-2019 , 03:48 PM

#433

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

It’s Sheep’s fault.

09-14-2019 , 03:54 PM

#434

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Don't have a car for more than 10 years now and I love it!

09-14-2019 , 04:04 PM

#435

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

****

09-14-2019 , 04:04 PM

#436

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

to listen to fish or not.....

09-14-2019 , 04:05 PM

#437

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

the other options i was looking at are a wrx or cla250

dem subarus hold their value way better than the german swine

09-14-2019 , 04:32 PM

#438

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

WRX FTW

I did marketing/ advertising for them, too.

Very popular with lesbians.

09-14-2019 , 05:11 PM

#439

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

WRX FTW

I did marketing/ advertising for them, too.

Very popular with lesbians.

Sammy's wife has one?

09-14-2019 , 06:05 PM

#440

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

No aaaaa for AF

No WRX for Mr. tbh, get audi TT

rub them on your TTs

09-14-2019 , 06:07 PM

#441

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

0. The last 24 hours have been interesting
1. School buddies planned a casino trip but didn't invite AF
2. found out
3. could have inquired as to why wasn't invited
4. just went anyway
5. showed up and the people were like HEY WHAT'S UP
6. proceeded to hit a slot for 888.10 and then blackjack for a bit too
7. No one else won more than 50 bucks
8. AF wins

09-14-2019 , 07:10 PM

#442

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

GG MR AF

now rub the money on your titties

09-14-2019 , 07:43 PM

#443

SammysGF

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 242

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

I did marketing/ advertising for them, too.

Very popular with lesbians.

09-14-2019 , 07:48 PM

#444

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

So did you go and hang out by yourself or did you like sort of crash their outing?

09-14-2019 , 08:13 PM

#445

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Showed up, showed them how scared their monies were, then bailed. Brought a bunch of booze to the drug dealer party later on and everyone was grateful. What a thoughtful thing to do right

Happy Meerkaturday

09-14-2019 , 08:53 PM

#446

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

lol scared money school mates

**** em

09-14-2019 , 09:10 PM

#447

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

One of my classmates was absolutely disgusted at me pumping a ripe machine full of hundreds just to max bet hard

09-14-2019 , 09:17 PM

#448

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

He's never been to the land of sheep and honey, glad you put on a show!

09-14-2019 , 09:53 PM

#449

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

That’s how you do it. show them complete
And udder disrespect for money in a show of dominance to the ladies

09-14-2019 , 10:18 PM

#450

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

You guys have already given a ton, so zero expectations here but we all promised to reach out to all our contacts.

Doing a walk-a-thon next weekend to raise additional funds for HIHi. We have 14 sanctuaries we use, so we are walking to them all (except for one that is like 8 miles away from everything). Total is 12 miles. If you wanna give ~$3.50 per mile, great. If not, also great. You people have already been stupidly awesome and gracious.

Money raised from this event will specifically go towards footwear (sneakers, shoes, boots, socks, etc) and entertainment for the guys (movies, board games, hookers, etc.)

Spoiler:

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