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09-03-2019 , 12:24 AM

#51

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

i am not paying for your punanni fish

you may have to blow a few dudes to get your roll started

i played a live donkament yesterday, i gave them $240 and killed the other 83 players, then they gave me $4814.

by the way fish, do you like fish sticks?

I joke about paying for an escort then someone uses my card to try to purchase a Slovenian hooker. I think one of you *******s was in on it. And sometimes fish sticks are alright I guess, but they are no apples. Do you like apples, son? Do you ****ing like apples? Yes? Well then how do you like deez nuts?

And I have just enough money to get home safe, thanks to the next BBV mod. I ain’t ****ing that up.

I’ll blow your mom for ~$350.

Last edited by King Fish; 09-03-2019 at 12:25 AM. Reason: God I need sleep.

09-03-2019 , 01:58 AM

#52

Byrung

too late axe in car

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 4,395

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

i am not paying for your punanni fish

you may have to blow a few dudes to get your roll started

i played a live donkament yesterday, i gave them $240 and killed the other 83 players, then they gave me $4814.

by the way fish, do you like fish sticks?

Good to see you in the stream man. I ran like goddamn aids. feelsbadman rip all. RIP BANK ACCOUNT

09-03-2019 , 02:27 AM

#53

Sheep86

*** Watch a Senior Mod eat a peanut butter packet for only ,000! September LC/NC NSFW ***

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09-03-2019 , 03:34 AM

#54

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Nice work, Sheep.

As much as it kills me, gonna head back today. Instead of a 2 hour trip to Cleveland, it’ll be an 18-hour trip. (8 to New York, then 10 to Cleveland).

But this no money cum filled car thing is getting on me. Hopefully I can just cancel Cleveland w/o them getting 2 pissed.

09-03-2019 , 03:38 AM

#55

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

When I get home, I’ll eat a whole JAR of peanut butter for $10k. Bargain special only this week.

09-03-2019 , 04:53 AM

#56

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Nice work, Sheep.

As much as it kills me, gonna head back today. Instead of a 2 hour trip to Cleveland, it’ll be an 18-hour trip. (8 to New York, then 10 to Cleveland).

But this no money cum filled car thing is getting on me. Hopefully I can just cancel Cleveland w/o them getting 2 pissed.

Considering you’re the talent I would tell the truth. I got carjacked on my way to Cleveland in Pitt and had to get back to NYC to sort out my personal affairs.

They may fly you to Cleveland and have an extra ready to blow you for your troubles. Never doubt Hollywood, especially outside of Hollywood

09-03-2019 , 05:08 AM

#57

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Lol. I’m not the talent. Just the writer/producer for this commercial series. And they are just a series of local ads. Up till last week I hadn’t even planned on being on set. But I am doing this job for a friend and this is a new key customer of his. They need to be babysat.

If he wasn’t involved I woulda already cancelled.

09-03-2019 , 08:55 AM

#58

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

I joke about paying for an escort then someone uses my card to try to purchase a Slovenian hooker. I think one of you *******s was in on it. And sometimes fish sticks are alright I guess, but they are no apples. Do you like apples, son? Do you ****ing like apples? Yes? Well then how do you like deez nuts?

And I have just enough money to get home safe, thanks to the next BBV mod. I ain’t ****ing that up.

I’ll blow your mom for ~$350.

so you like fish dicks in your mouth?

i like apples, not so sure about the nutz you are referring to

pretty sure my mom wouldnt want your tongue on her vagina

Quote:

Originally Posted by Byrung

Good to see you in the stream man. I ran like goddamn aids. feelsbadman rip all. RIP BANK ACCOUNT

word, will watch again, do you make money from twitch doing that?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Mr Sheep I enjoyed your video of the guy biking up Baldwin Street in Dunedin! Sadly I believe it is no longer the steepest street in the world. I think some street in the UK (Wales ?) bettered it earlier this year.

Mr TBH well done for the pokerz win. You can now buy all the hookers and blow.

Mr King Fish I would do whatever the least amount of driving is. That car prob wont last another 20 hours on the road.

already took care of the last half of that, also bought a new tv and some sounds

this is a mondayish tuesday and i will be working late all week, **** your ****ing face you modayish tuesday morning i will blast you in the eyeball

09-03-2019 , 09:06 AM

#59

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Hai2

09-03-2019 , 09:09 AM

#60

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

...you mean a Bratwurstgenusskatzenschwanzbetretungsnieserzugübe rfahrung? That term was more used in the 60s.

In english we call that the "Bratwurst enjoyment cat tail take turns train experience"

09-03-2019 , 09:13 AM

#61

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Congrats to El Jefe for making BBV great again

09-03-2019 , 09:14 AM

#62

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

RIP KF Commercial

09-03-2019 , 09:17 AM

#63

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

But this no money cum filled car thing is getting on me.

phrasing

09-03-2019 , 09:26 AM

#64

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

tbh tell us about how you felt when you rubbed roughly 5k on your titties

09-03-2019 , 09:30 AM

#65

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Combobreaker. Obv Sheep is to blame

09-03-2019 , 09:33 AM

#66

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Thanks FWWM

09-03-2019 , 09:38 AM

#67

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Thank Sheep as you are supposed to. We have no control over our lives, it's all some preprogrammed Morph/Sheep trick. Beware of Morph he can spell out words longer than his own shadow

09-03-2019 , 09:42 AM

#68

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

You mean Bratwurstgenusskatzenschwanzbetretungsnieserzugübe rfahrung?

Thanks Bratwurst

09-03-2019 , 09:45 AM

#69

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

I knew you were in on this. Thanks Morph

09-03-2019 , 09:46 AM

#70

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Morphwurst is in on everything. He is chaotic good though.

Sheep is in on everything too. He is lawful good.

Fid is in on everything. He is just chaotic.

09-03-2019 , 09:49 AM

#71

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

I'm in your **** . Oh well, that is classified

09-03-2019 , 09:54 AM

#72

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Spinning the afternoon wheels Monsieur FWWM?

09-03-2019 , 09:59 AM

#73

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

It's 10pm in the land of civil war and honey

09-03-2019 , 10:00 AM

#74

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Oh **** that's right you're in the vaChina. I'll have green tea and an egg roll plz.

09-03-2019 , 10:06 AM

#75

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

I'd deliver but my Sammy is currently on vacation. Mentioned something about saving the world. Also mentioning the vachinas is a sure way to get a kick in the nuts by the locals

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