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04-24-2018 , 05:42 AM

#1226

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Probably should become a Civil Engineer in Denmark then.

04-24-2018 , 05:44 AM

#1227

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

i have arts degree, managament.

hahaha good bulgarians wrote all franks papers for 100€ each.

Good times, I drank that university in 4 years. Easy peasy

04-24-2018 , 05:45 AM

#1228

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

You are correct in saying that qualified Civil Engineers are not very smart.

Easy degree. Even easier to get than an arts degree.

In Denmark it takes 3 years at the gymnasium + 5/6 years at uni afterwards. It was ofc easy for Sammy because he's so smart, but an average Australian could never do it.

Sammy's a Master of Science, he would prefer if you called him that, or just Master, from now on.

04-24-2018 , 06:00 AM

#1229

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

3 years at a gym?

wtf?

Are Denmarkians so weak they need 3 years of work at a gym to be strong enough to complete a Engineering degree?

04-24-2018 , 06:12 AM

#1230

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Fidstar, hör auf! Du gehst mir auf den Keks.

04-24-2018 , 06:12 AM

#1231

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

3 lifes in gym is what they need

04-24-2018 , 06:35 AM

#1232

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Fidstar, hör auf! Du gehst mir auf den Keks.

That's what I do.

Where is the Sammy traveling next?

04-24-2018 , 06:44 AM

#1233

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

That's what I do.

Where is the Sammy traveling next?

Norway but it's only for a few days. Unfortunately it looks like I have to go to Germany again. After that I have a month vacation because of the wedding.

04-24-2018 , 06:48 AM

#1234

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

a month off? sick life, most people take like 10 days off max in New Zealand for weddings + honeymoon.

04-24-2018 , 06:49 AM

#1235

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

I'm confused it takes 5-6 years to do a civil engineering degree? Or 8 or 9 years total?

04-24-2018 , 06:56 AM

#1236

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

franks seacoast neighbour grilling fish, we drink his wine. Frank’s neighbour> Sammies neighbour.

04-24-2018 , 06:57 AM

#1237

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

damn that looks good. I will drink a glass of my own urine in honour of the occasion.

04-24-2018 , 06:57 AM

#1238

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

I'm confused it takes 5-6 years to do a civil engineering degree? Or 8 or 9 years total?

The engineering part takes 5-6 years at uni, but you can't get accepted to uni without having completed 3 years at a gymnasium first.

04-24-2018 , 06:59 AM

#1239

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

franks seacoast neighbour grilling fish, we drink his wine. Frank’s neighbour> Sammies neighbour.

Is that mackerels?

04-24-2018 , 07:05 AM

#1240

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Ahh, so gymnasium is just high-school, but they call it something special in Denmark for some reason.

04-24-2018 , 07:06 AM

#1241

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Norway but it's only for a few days. Unfortunately it looks like I have to go to Germany again. After that I have a month vacation because of the wedding.

still waiting on invite...

04-24-2018 , 07:11 AM

#1242

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Ahh, so gymnasium is just high-school, but they call it something special in Denmark for some reason.

I'm not sure, our education system is a bit different than others. First you complete 10-11 years of what we call "folkeskole" which is mandatory, you can then choose a variety of things after that depending on your goals. Some choose to start working then and not get any further education. If you want to go to university you do 3 years of gymnasium or another 3-year programme depending on what you're going to study at uni.

04-24-2018 , 07:13 AM

#1243

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

I'm not sure, our education system is a bit different than others. First you complete 10-11 years of what we call "folkeskole", you can then choose a variety of things after that depending on your goals. Some choose to start working then and not get any further education. If you want to go to university you do 3 years of gymnasium or another 3-year programme depending on what you're going to study at uni.

Sounds the same as Australia. 12 years of school, but you are free to leave after 10 years.

Then, if you stick around for 12 years (and you qualify) you can go to uni.

04-24-2018 , 07:20 AM

#1244

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Sounds the same as Australia. 12 years of school, but you are free to leave after 10 years.

Then, if you stick around for 12 years (and you qualify) you can go to uni.

04-24-2018 , 07:21 AM

#1245

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

fiddle you dont have gymnasium high schools in the upside down world?

04-24-2018 , 07:32 AM

#1246

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

fiddle you dont have gymnasium high schools in the upside down world?

04-24-2018 , 07:32 AM

#1247

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

ok,

**** you sammy

04-24-2018 , 07:57 AM

#1248

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

I, too, went to Gymnasium.

04-24-2018 , 08:09 AM

#1249

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

I'm so weak, I spent 9 years at the Gym and 9 at Unis to collect pointless degrees that led me to pointless jobs where you have to work all the time and no time to spend all the money you make. Ah yes, f u Tuesday. Obv somewhere along the line Obama is to blame for all this misery