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04-17-2018 , 12:25 AM

#726

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

sammy, this is what good meat looks like

04-17-2018 , 12:32 AM

#727

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

They're made entirely out of muscle and bad attitude. My roommate in college had one as a pet for awhile. It would mangle any living thing that went in the tank. If you stuck your hand in there, you would have a fish attached to a finger within half a second. We had to pick him off the floor several times.

i have a lot of things to say in response, but who dafuq has a smb as a pet????!!!??

if you like the fight, try landing a 300lb tuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Am I the only one imagining naked Morph wrapped in cling film right now? Naked Morph is fun for everyone.

if you have to ask...

Spoiler:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

***Sammy the Black Sheep, Asian Ewes, Cat Gifs, Franko the Great, April LC/NC *** NSFW

i can't even see what i am quoting from you, but i feel that it should be reposted

04-17-2018 , 01:46 AM

#728

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Trolling in a bb.

https://www.boomplayer.com/27524614_40851654A0

04-17-2018 , 02:18 AM

#729

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

wtf?

04-17-2018 , 02:19 AM

#730

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

wtf, no list?

04-17-2018 , 02:43 AM

#731

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

1. Mr Fid you will survive without your GF. Just give Sammy's a ring for some phone sex.
2. Mr AlwaysFolding you are studying too hard son. Either that or you are banging 33 year olds up the arse til 2am.
3. Mr TBH good to have you back son, how is life?
4. Thank you to the BBV gods for the undertitle, it is an honour
5. Mr SuitedJustice how many days to go?
6. Mr Sammy you seem unusually angry. Have you finally realised Denmark is not that great.
7. I really should have taken a month off work and gone to Europe this summer. The life of a lawyer means we can never really take time off during the year.
8. How long is Mr H0rus self-banned?
9. Mr Morph what has been happening with you?
10. Cat GIFS are off the charts this month!
11. Mr Sheep your adventures were incredible

04-17-2018 , 02:51 AM

#732

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

Excellent list

8. 12 days

Also HandsomeMan has 40 more days to go.

04-17-2018 , 02:54 AM

#733

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

04-17-2018 , 05:23 AM

#734

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

04-17-2018 , 06:44 AM

#735

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

04-17-2018 , 07:13 AM

#736

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

5. 18 days.

04-17-2018 , 07:47 AM

#737

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Lol someone named their wifi network 'remote detonator'

https://www.yahoo.com/news/wifi-netw...163714255.html

04-17-2018 , 08:31 AM

#738

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

04-17-2018 , 08:33 AM

#739

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Very formal dinner with some Danish, some Muricans and couple others tomorrow. Survival strat?

04-17-2018 , 08:53 AM

#740

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

If you want to feel smart, speak to the Danish.

If you want to feel skinny, speak to the Americans.

04-17-2018 , 09:09 AM

#741

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Translation: white guy.

04-17-2018 , 09:40 AM

#742

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Very formal dinner with some Danish, some Muricans and couple others tomorrow. Survival strat?

Muricans are high variance. Best to pregame with a drink or two. Danes are arrogant ldo, and prone to non sequiturs, don't take anything they say seriously.