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04-25-2018 , 02:08 AM

#1326

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

200k kuna is only 33k dollars tho. Raw human must be cheap in your land

i was speaking about €, not weak $

04-25-2018 , 02:41 AM

#1327

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

You may have misunderstood what Sammy said.

You spend 3 years doing general Engineering stuff (with all the other Engineering students), and then branch off to do Civil Engineering for 2 years (while other Engineers branch off to do their own e.g. Mechanical, Electrical etc)?

04-25-2018 , 02:47 AM

#1328

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

GF is back tomorrow. She was doing one of those moticational seminars with Tony Robbins. Now she wants us to go full vegan.

This is not going to end well.

04-25-2018 , 03:01 AM

#1329

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

04-25-2018 , 03:03 AM

#1330

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

i read somewhere that vegans eat shells.

poor sea creatures

04-25-2018 , 04:29 AM

#1331

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

GF is back tomorrow. She was doing one of those moticational seminars with Tony Robbins. Now she wants us to go full vegan.

This is not going to end well.

He was great in Shawshank Redemption

04-25-2018 , 06:41 AM

#1332

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Sammy,

Send me pork and beer please.

04-25-2018 , 06:59 AM

#1333

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

NZ Warriors back to playing the way they used to.

04-25-2018 , 09:38 AM

#1334

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,592

**** you, Wednesday. I have something in common with our president now: heel spurs. I had the doc check it out yesterday to make sure it wasn't C, seeing as how I'm losing my platinum health care package soon.

04-25-2018 , 09:52 AM

#1335

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Hello Mr. Whiskeyneat long time no see. How are you doing?

I am well Mr Sammy! I'm already job hunting though cause my direct supervisor is an asshat

04-25-2018 , 09:56 AM

#1336

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

I went hunting for a razzberita and stumbled upon a pome-granate-rita

it is now officially the second best rita

Those ones are very uncommon here too but they are tasty. I think top 3 of ones I can get regularly would be watermelon, grape, and peach

They need to work on a cherry limeade or some ****

04-25-2018 , 10:49 AM

#1337

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

0. Where is my pussy gif-t?
1. **** you Wednesday
2. Mr. tbh I would say I need about 350 to be happy
3. A day minimum to be happy that is, Mr. WN, also good luck hunting for jobbies
4. Blowjibbers!
5. Hogibbers!
6. Back to the doctor, guys, the ladies is liars
7. Mr. FWWM I like this gimmick
8. Mr. Sheep, give us a peep!
9. I am going to list more later probably
10. At that point Morph might even be wiesbiered up
11. Haha just kidding let us....
12. ....tea

04-25-2018 , 10:52 AM

#1338

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 739

HAI BBV

HAI AF

HAI ERRYONE ELSE!!

that is all!

04-25-2018 , 10:55 AM

#1339

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

GYPSIE!!!!!!!

04-25-2018 , 11:04 AM

#1340

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

Those ones are very uncommon here too but they are tasty. I think top 3 of ones I can get regularly would be watermelon, grape, and peach

They need to work on a cherry limeade or some ****

love me some grape drank. I only like these when its hot out, tho and this place aint texas on that front

04-25-2018 , 11:04 AM

#1341

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,592

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

^ Meant to be read in the quavery voice of an old man.

04-25-2018 , 11:04 AM

#1342

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

**** you wednesday

04-25-2018 , 11:07 AM

#1343

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

^ Meant to be read in the quavery voice of an old man.

I'm AlwaysFolding and I approve this message

04-25-2018 , 11:08 AM

#1344

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

love me some grape drank. I only like these when its hot out, tho and this place aint texas on that front

It's in the 90s and stupid humidity here already. I am going to melt into a pool of rita

04-25-2018 , 11:11 AM

#1345

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

It's in the 90s and stupid humidity here already. I am going to melt into a pool of rita

ha, its gonna be 72 here today, and sunny. Bustin out the flip flops

04-25-2018 , 11:13 AM

#1346

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

ha, its gonna be 72 here today, and sunny. Bustin out the flip flops

Mango-rita kinda day. Or perhaps limited edition pineapple

04-25-2018 , 11:14 AM

#1347

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Wish me luck on not telling my boss to go **** himself today bois

04-25-2018 , 11:24 AM

#1348

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

Wish me luck on not telling my boss to go **** himself today bois

GOOD LUCK BOYO

04-25-2018 , 11:44 AM

#1349

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

0. Where is my pussy gif-t?

Spoiler:

04-25-2018 , 11:46 AM

#1350

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

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