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04-25-2018 , 11:53 AM

#1351

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Spoiler:

****ING.

GENIUS.

M8.

04-25-2018 , 12:12 PM

#1352

Cocaethylene

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 528

Poor Sammy gonna be in jail. I read he murdered some Swedish journalist

04-25-2018 , 12:14 PM

#1353

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,366

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

Wish me luck on not telling my boss to go **** himself today bois

This. Working ain't easy.

04-25-2018 , 12:40 PM

#1354

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

GF is back tomorrow. She was doing one of those moticational seminars with Tony Robbins. Now she wants us to go full vegan.

This is not going to end well.

Well, time to decide between food you like or gf? Can’t have both.

There is no correct answer to:

“If you really care about me you would support me and go vegan with me...”

04-25-2018 , 12:51 PM

#1355

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,359

She did tell me there was one meat that she would eat.

04-25-2018 , 12:56 PM

#1356

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

A fair compromise indeed.

04-25-2018 , 01:09 PM

#1357

Cocaethylene

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 528

Anything I could add to that matter would be considered insensitive by the modern day metrosexual female

04-25-2018 , 01:15 PM

#1358

Sheep86

***Sammy the Black Sheep, Asian Ewes, Cat Gifs, Franko the Great, April LC/NC *** NSFW

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,844

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

8. Mr. Sheep, give us a peep!

Hai!

04-25-2018 , 01:56 PM

#1359

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

bricked big 109, preflop 1010<JJ

FLOP 1026 turn Q a d ****er didnt fold ****ing fish

04-25-2018 , 01:58 PM

#1360

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

no more poker, champions league and 150 beers. hai wednesday

04-25-2018 , 02:48 PM

#1361

Sheep86

***Sammy the Black Sheep, Asian Ewes, Cat Gifs, Franko the Great, April LC/NC *** NSFW

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,844

Damn, Un-Nooh was so close to a 147 just meow. Which reminds Sheep of the funniest LC/NC thread title evah: https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54/poker-beats-brags-variance/whos-getting-snookered-next-not-may-lc-nc-thread-nsfw-1665049

04-25-2018 , 03:12 PM

#1362

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,363

Rip brecel

04-25-2018 , 03:15 PM

#1363

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

good luck whisky

And now I will have to find a pineapple rita

04-25-2018 , 03:15 PM

#1364

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Come to think of it, I preferred all the alba gifs over the pussies we have been getting lately

04-25-2018 , 03:16 PM

#1365

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Damn, Un-Nooh was so close to a 147 just meow. Which reminds Sheep of the funniest LC/NC thread title evah: https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54/poker-beats-brags-variance/whos-getting-snookered-next-not-may-lc-nc-thread-nsfw-1665049

hai!

Very nice throwback Mr. Sheep.

Also it makes me realize we've had the same group of posters in lc/nc for a while. Its not a bad thing!

04-25-2018 , 03:16 PM

#1366

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Does the Sheep still play da pokars?

04-25-2018 , 03:19 PM

#1367

Sheep86

***Sammy the Black Sheep, Asian Ewes, Cat Gifs, Franko the Great, April LC/NC *** NSFW

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,844

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik19

Does the Sheep still play da pokars?

Some microstakes cash and donkaments once in a while. The last time was a couple of months ago.

04-25-2018 , 03:40 PM

#1368

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,679

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Rip brecel

Luca Brecel was born in Dilsen-Stokkem

04-25-2018 , 03:46 PM

#1369

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

aAaaAAAAAAAAA

04-25-2018 , 03:47 PM

#1370

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,363

mmmKay has mosquitos in his house

04-25-2018 , 03:49 PM

#1371

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

me too mrmmmmkkkk i will bur nn. them

04-25-2018 , 03:51 PM

#1372

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,679

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

mmmKay has mosquitos in his house

Make sure to boil them for at least 1 hour before you eat them or you will get malaria.

04-25-2018 , 03:58 PM

#1373

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,366

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

mmmKay has mosquitos in his house

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04-26-2018 , 03:33 AM

#1374

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,844

No posts in this thread for 12 hours. BBV LC has died.

RIP THE RIPS

04-26-2018 , 04:01 AM

#1375

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,359

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