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10-18-2016 , 03:32 PM

#1001

Sheep86

*** Natamus secretly has plates; not using them to tilt steak people October LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

The Sheep congratulates The Whiskey for having poasted the 1,000th poast in this thread.

10-18-2016 , 03:36 PM

#1002

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

I fell asleep a couple of nights ago on the couch and I was high as **** and hulu on my Apple TV put on Airplane! 2.

That is a trippy ****ing movie to wake up in the middle of, especially when high as ****.

10-18-2016 , 03:47 PM

#1003

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

We would have reached the 1k mark sooner if Sammy didn't have glass balls.
Thanks Fid.

10-18-2016 , 04:23 PM

#1004

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

10-18-2016 , 04:33 PM

#1005

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Past the 3 min mark he says something about them smelling like German piss?!?

10-18-2016 , 04:46 PM

#1006

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Past the 3 min mark he says something about them smelling like German piss?!?

Yes Morph, that's what he said. They didn't even put that in the subs, and you still knew. Morph's been secretly teaching himself Danish.

10-18-2016 , 04:52 PM

#1007

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

Sammy

Spoiler:

10-18-2016 , 04:57 PM

#1008

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Danish people are obsessed with german piss

10-18-2016 , 04:58 PM

#1009

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Morph, could you please infract/remind the 2+2 user "fidstar-poker" that he is banned, and that Sammy won't be reading his posts or speaking to him before sometime next year.

10-18-2016 , 05:08 PM

#1010

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Morph, could you please infract/remind the 2+2 user "fidstar-poker" that he is banned, and that Sammy won't be reading his posts or speaking to him before sometime next year.

Spoiler:

10-18-2016 , 05:08 PM

#1011

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

I forget why was I banned again?

10-18-2016 , 05:36 PM

#1012

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Fid Sammy says I should tell you that he is banned, and that Sammy won't be reading his posts or speaking to him before sometime next year.

10-18-2016 , 05:45 PM

#1013

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Fid Sammy says I should tell you that he is banned, and that Sammy won't be reading his posts or speaking to him before sometime next year.

thanks for clearing that up

10-18-2016 , 05:48 PM

#1014

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Calm down Morph

10-18-2016 , 05:54 PM

#1015

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Sammy thinks anyone cares but he's the cry baby rich kid in class no one likes but let's hang around because his parents buy him cool stuff to share so he can feel like he has friends

Truth

10-18-2016 , 06:06 PM

#1016

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Sammy thinks anyone cares but he's the cry baby rich kid in class no one likes but let's hang around because his parents buy him cool stuff to share so he can feel like he has friends

Truth

I think of sammy like doug polk, but without the money or being good at poker

10-18-2016 , 06:24 PM

#1017

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Out of the goodness of my heart, I have decided to bestow an undertitle to one of our own today.

10-18-2016 , 06:24 PM

#1018

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

I think of sammy like doug polk, but without the money or being good at poker

Is this in general or in reference to his coaching/welching/PLO dream machine issue with Ben?

10-18-2016 , 06:26 PM

#1019

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Out of the goodness of my heart, I have decided to bestow an undertitle to one of our own today.

May I nominate someone, mighty Troll Cat? Also, you once asked me to send booze: were you looking for grocery store top shelf, or like McCallan 18 in the locked glass case?

10-18-2016 , 06:28 PM

#1020

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

You may recommend whoever you please, however the choice has already been made.

10-18-2016 , 06:29 PM

#1021

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Out of the goodness of my heart, I have decided to bestow an undertitle to one of our own today.

Peter Pwn deserves an undertitle imo

10-18-2016 , 06:32 PM

#1022

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

I have gone through the list of worthy posters, and one name stood out.

While this poster doesn't have as many posts as many of you, I feel that the quality of his (or her) posts is vastly superior to that of his (or her) contemporaries.

10-18-2016 , 06:42 PM

#1023

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Peter Pwn doesn't have as many posts as many of us!

10-18-2016 , 06:44 PM

#1024

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Out of the goodness of my heart, I have decided to bestow an undertitle to one of our own today.

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

You may recommend whoever you please, however the choice has already been made.

Would that particular undertitle read "banned" by any chance?

10-18-2016 , 06:44 PM

#1025

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

I have gone through the list of worthy posters, and one name stood out.

While this poster doesn't have as many posts as many of you, I feel that the quality of his (or her) posts is vastly superior to that of his (or her) contemporaries.

I will take "**** you Monday"

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