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10-14-2016 , 12:43 PM

#826

CigarDan

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Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

apparently, it tilts the people in the steak thread

10-14-2016 , 12:47 PM

#827

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

and, after all, isn't that really what its all about?

10-14-2016 , 12:53 PM

#828

Sheep86

*** Natamus secretly has plates; not using them to tilt steak people October LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Sheep is boiling a 0.36 kg potato right now. Just wanted to let you guys know.

Last edited by Sheep86; 10-14-2016 at 12:59 PM. Reason: and don't even think for one second that Sheep will convert that to ounces or Fahrenheit or whatever silly unit Murrica uses.

10-14-2016 , 12:54 PM

#829

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Sheep is "cooking" a 0.36 kg "potatoe" right now. Just wanted to let you guys know.

fyp

10-14-2016 , 01:01 PM

#830

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

still drinking, idk if i will sjrvive tjis weekend with zero hewrt attackxs

10-14-2016 , 01:01 PM

#831

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

little sammy would already dieor at leastz run out of money ha ha so funny

10-14-2016 , 01:15 PM

#832

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarDan

apparently, it tilts the people in the steak thread

you don't put a good steak on a paper plate and use plastic knives to tear it apart ffs

Have some ****ing self respect

10-14-2016 , 01:16 PM

#833

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

So Morph does plates, Dan's looking for a stake and Poland has 17lb potatos. Got it.

10-14-2016 , 01:21 PM

#834

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Sorry, I'm just practicing for living in Trump's America.

10-14-2016 , 01:30 PM

#835

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Thanks Trump

10-14-2016 , 01:47 PM

#836

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

I lift plates

*** Natamus secretly has plates; not using them to tilt steak people October LC/NC NSFW ***

10-14-2016 , 01:52 PM

#837

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

So Morph does plates, Dan's looking for a stake and Poland has 17lb potatos. Got it.

confirmed except i think .34kilos is more like 23 pounds.

10-14-2016 , 01:59 PM

#838

CigarDan

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Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

you don't put a good steak on a paper plate and use plastic knives to tear it apart ffs

Have some ****ing self respect

And, it apparently tilts people itt as well.

I can't say I have paid much attention to anything but the steak in the pictures Natamus has posted, and have never been to the steak thread.

10-14-2016 , 03:03 PM

#839

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

.34 kilos is approx 700 Fahrenheit, noobs

10-14-2016 , 03:04 PM

#840

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

In Trump's America it's just a few Mexicans

10-14-2016 , 03:09 PM

#841

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

****, you need to get to vegas next weekend

I wish it were possible. I actually miss that shiny little trash heap.

Drinking already/still because I can

10-14-2016 , 03:57 PM

#842

Sheep86

*** Natamus secretly has plates; not using them to tilt steak people October LC/NC NSFW ***

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Shouldn't you update your location, Whiskey?

10-14-2016 , 04:02 PM

#843

CigarDan

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Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

about to pack up and head out of office early, have a little bit left from backup bottle of hurricane rum, the AAAaaAAAAAaaAaaaaAaaAAA will commence shortly

10-14-2016 , 04:21 PM

#844

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

.34 kilos is approx 700 Fahrenheit, noobs

damnit you are right, this metric bull**** is so complicated

10-14-2016 , 04:22 PM

#845

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Shouldn't you update your location, Whiskey?

Thought I did aha

10-14-2016 , 04:33 PM

#846

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Up here watching all the lights blink down below
The earth is turning, why does it go so slow?
Thinking about the girl I left behind
Houston can you hear me, or have I lost my mind?
-Tony Carey

10-14-2016 , 04:44 PM

#847

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Cigar Dan is on point today

10-14-2016 , 04:46 PM

#848

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Up here watching all the lights blink down below
The earth is turning, why does it go so slow?
Thinking about the girl I left behind
Houston can you hear me, or have I lost my mind?
-Tony Carey

Can't hear you bruh

10-14-2016 , 05:39 PM

#849

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

Can't hear you bruh

you in houston now? I be up in dallas, the big D

10-14-2016 , 06:12 PM

#850

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

you in houston now? I be up in dallas, the big D

I stays in Houston now patna

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