"Gotta get back to work. I think it'll be fine. I won't be gone long."

King Fish so poor he can't afford a real size TV. Sammy's not surprised.
King Fish watches naked man butt on his tiny TV. Sammy's not surprised

Ban Sammy for being useless

Lol. I've seen that pic 10 times on Twitter and didn't notice the ass on TV. Good eye.

King Fish posted this 10 times on Twitter? Lol, what a nerd

I had a great time tonight, can't wait to get together and do this again.

If I don't freeze to death

It's just a fun thing, Sammy.

Not going down to NYC on a Wed night. It's a work night. I'll be dead in the morning.

Fine with me. When do we start?

You wanna come over and watch the game tonight?

Kan du ikke komme at hente mig, jeg er for fuld til at køre hjem? Tag en taxa så du kan køre min bil hjem. Tak skat

Thanks Obama

Let's try anal

first night there i was so drunk that i fell out of the cab right in front of the bouncer at spearmint rhino. He didn't let me in and for some reason I took off running. I ran all the way back to cesars, and continued to drink.

Is that died?

Hopping in the shower then on my way

Confirmed deaded. You probably saved yourself money though

Nice hosting job, KF!

deaded confirmed, I am going to need an undertitle stating that

Went to Rhino while I was in Vegas this year, what a **** heap, easily the 2nd worst strip club I've ever been to (if you don't count the one in NJ where they didn't serve alcohol or take their clothes off)

Legit lol'd at TBH

How was that second one a strip club?

rhino is the ****, dafuq you talkin about dan?

this

Prices = insane, even by strip club standards, guy at the door made a big deal about waiving the cover for us, saying he's gonna save us 100$ (like I would have paid that to get in anywhere, lol)
Girls = Valium Central absolute zero energy, almost no pole work whatsoever.
Service = 30+ minute wait for a drink on a ****ing Tuesday night with maybe 25 people in the place. When I asked what beers they have, the girl seriously rolled her eyes at me, sighed and lackadaisically listed about 4-5, paused, figured out I wasn't interested in watered down trash like coors light sighed again and said 2-3 more before I got frustrated with her attitude and asked if they had Sam Adams.

Chairs were comfortable.
2 out of 10 - will never go back

Apparently NJ requires that their gentleman's clubs not be nude and are BYOB (or at least that is the explanation given to us by the establishment's owner, who did provide shots for my group when he figured out we were all Army guys from out of town)

Whole place was staffed by mail order brides gone wrong, all eastern Euros and 1-2 asians, and there was definitely prostitution going on in the place.

(thick Russian accent)"You want put it inside 200, you want it mouth 80, you want with hands 50"
I told her she needed to be looking for moose and squirrel.