lost that money on donkaments this weekend, Saturday at a small local card room, I ran into the luckiest little old lady the world has ever seen. In 20 minutes she went from short stack in the room to sending me out the door (I was a top 4 stack in 40 seat donkament)

Hand 1
me - sb
little old lady who must have sold her soul to the devil - bb
misc other dude -CO

fold to CO who limps, I complete, bb checks.
flop gives me TPTK with nut flush redraw, I check, old lady checks, CO overpots, I shove to isolate or steal, old lady snap calls, CO folds. I miss my flush and lose to bb special flopped straight.

few hands later I have TT and it comes to me with one limp and a raise, I shove hoping I an end it there (I hate TT and never want to see a flop, take pf money and run is happy for me). Old lady calls woth JTo and turns J... fml

few hands later - Folds to me in HJ, shove 6bbs with A8s, Old lady calls with A2o,
board 8xTc3x 5c (whoo, opens my flush draw) 4h and the one time three outer comes in and I go home...

But, on a happier note, held my home game on Sunday where I successfully shoved 72o pre, two callers, and won.

I have also lost that money this weekend. Fortunately, there's more of it to be had.

Hell, I even lost all of that emo guy's money in the Watchdogs video game, playing superstakes poker. I thought I could revert back to a previous autosave and get it back, but the game was wise to that play.

RIP emo guy's roll, you will be missed

Wat? Fu monday confirmed though

The protagonist in Watchdogs. He's a brooding emo guy who has magical hacking powers. I couldn't tell you if the game is good or not. All I've done so far is crash cars and play poker and beat people with a nightstick. All that was fine.

Standard Friday night.

Lol. That's a weekday at the office for the Rock.

Cigar, you just broke rule number 3 of Meme Club:

hai, **** you Monday. Tomorrow is Tuesday. I will drink them all.

I know, and I did not originally intend to do so, but when I looked at my comment, I saw the potential, and dared not let it go to waste.

Gorgeous bartender I have known for almost two years asked me to teach her how to play poker, she is smoking hot, 3.8 GPA on her bachelors in biology, currently applying to med school, so she has the smarts to play, has bartended for years, so she's very comfortable lying to people, I think I have a gold mine on my hands here...

Daaaaaaaaa Bears

Tonight's beverage of choice:

Wheres that SAMMY today? Busto I think

Got a $30 1.75L bottle of Capt Morgan White for $10, been aaaaaaaaaaAaAAaaaa all afternoon/night as a result

Have you hacked the camera to see their holecards? You can also do some analysis to determine if they are bluffing.

I've checked to see if they're bluffing occasionally, but holecarding is just plain cheating

For the most part you just make a hand and value bet the AI to death. And the AI has no idea how to play HU. My guy just got unlucky at the super stakes

But stealing from people's bank acoounts through their phones is alright

Yeah that's totally cool.