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02-17-2020 , 12:25 PM

#276

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

That is wonderful news, Mr. MoC! You've made a lot of progress.

Sheep went on a date today and it turned out that the ewe in question was interested in nothing more than friendship. So Sheep can add that to his list of failures.

It is not a failure of the Sheep, but a failure of the ewe to recognize the benefits of a nice and soft woolly coat.

02-17-2020 , 12:26 PM

#277

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

**** you monday

had to drive back to school because of a group quiz that wasn't announced until day before. Weather so bad that there was a car flipped in the ditch about 1000 feet after a car fully framed on the guardrail before a bridge. Almost dying to go take a quiz is par for the course.

02-17-2020 , 02:19 PM

#278

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Drive faster so you are on the road for less time. Ice is only slippery if you let it be.

02-17-2020 , 02:32 PM

#279

Sheep86

*** Check your leg yourself before you wreck yourself! February LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrr!!!!!! FU Morphday, double FU Morphday. Notable events of today: I booked a flight with the wrong return date. I haven't called them yet but they will prolly tell me it's not changeable/refundable whatever. My desktop broke down again. It worked well for a few days. Also I have a ton of work this week, not even sure I find the time for this *****. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I'm getting old, so old, I used to be able to book flights, Dell used to make reasonable PCs, also I used to not have a lot of grey hairs on the back of head, another discovery of today. Sorry about your misfortunes Mr. Sheep if it's any consolation at least you can date. That's a bit meh around here ATM too with the virus and stuff. I don't even use dating apps ATM. That and because I'm way too lazy as usual. Oh quadruple FU Morphday, they had no potatoes in the supermarket, so I can't make the chips I poasted yesterday. Except the Hezhong sweet potatoes that no sane peep wants. Since we are on the subject Mr. Sheep, I hate Tofu. Around here you could have some esp. repelling varieties, among others, but I choose to abstain anyway. I'll eat it, when it's socially necessary, which is rare. But really it's just like a mixture of chewing gum, rubber and Sammy's sperm sauce or whatever. Ah well, whatever, Peace comes from within. I'll drink another beer for the within part.

Maybe try seitan? Anyway, thanks for the nice words and blame Morphbama for the rest.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

It is not a failure of the Sheep, but a failure of the ewe to recognize the benefits of a nice and soft woolly coat.

Sheep appreciates this poast.

02-17-2020 , 05:04 PM

#280

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Posting cause of the raise amount to appeal to F.

https://www.boomplayer.com/32436125_967FD6516F

02-17-2020 , 05:07 PM

#281

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Drive faster so you are on the road for less time. Ice is only slippery if you let it be.

Trying to catch me slippin' eh

02-17-2020 , 05:09 PM

#282

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

nice hand Mr. Pothead

02-17-2020 , 05:09 PM

#283

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Emptied the clip.

https://www.boomplayer.com/32436289_0B4BC52160

02-17-2020 , 05:41 PM

#284

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

nice hand Mr. Pothead

Wow dude, I have aces.

https://www.boomplayer.com/32436210_B32B1AC5C4

02-17-2020 , 07:42 PM

#285

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Nerd on so many levels

02-17-2020 , 08:07 PM

#286

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

^ Nerd

02-17-2020 , 09:00 PM

#287

michaelorcharlie

RIP leg

Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 1,307

hello frens
I would also like to say **** you monday as I got ****ed hard today.
Amazing part was it wasn't by myself but from my family.

**** you monday

02-17-2020 , 09:00 PM

#288

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

calm down franfran

02-17-2020 , 09:01 PM

#289

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik19

Emptied the clip.

https://www.boomplayer.com/32436289_0B4BC52160

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik19

Wow dude, I have aces.

https://www.boomplayer.com/32436210_B32B1AC5C4

Both of these made me lol

02-17-2020 , 09:09 PM

#290

michaelorcharlie

RIP leg

Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 1,307

also guys if u feel bad and need to speak about anything that's bothering you or you're feeling lonely just know that i love you all and i'll listen to you and speak and hopefully make u feel better
Kind regards

Michael

02-17-2020 , 10:14 PM

#291

RacerExTex

Honorary Mod

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 796

Quote:

Originally Posted by michaelorcharlie

You mentioned something earlier that's bothering me - Nobody can hurt you like family, and I hope you can reach out to people who support you instead of tearing you down.

02-17-2020 , 10:14 PM

#292

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Both of these made me lol

hashtag meetoo.

I tend to punish frequent limpers with an equally wide range cause **** um lol

Sqeezing with 76 sooted feels so naughty!

02-17-2020 , 10:27 PM

#293

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

LMAO

https://www.boomplayer.com/32438077_6CB4FAE669

02-17-2020 , 10:57 PM

#294

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

rofl

https://www.boomplayer.com/32438100_E49A5F5F3D

Don't cha luvs that buyin F? lol

02-18-2020 , 01:27 AM

#295

RacerExTex

Honorary Mod

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 796

After that last hand I bet the villain started breaking things!

02-18-2020 , 02:04 AM

#296

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

If people are breaking things over a dime, they need help.

I wanted to donk it for the thread.

02-18-2020 , 02:25 AM

#297

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

I looked you up on sharkscope. Can't believe you have played 15,000 mtts on stars with av buy in of 76 cents. Your officially the biggest nit BBV has ever seen.

02-18-2020 , 04:00 AM

#298

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by michaelorcharlie

I ate my son’s pet.

MrSheep not happy.

02-18-2020 , 04:55 AM

#299

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

I looked you up on sharkscope. Can't believe you have played 15,000 mtts on stars with av buy in of 76 cents. Your officially the biggest nit BBV has ever seen.

Classic nit