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02-23-2020 , 10:06 AM

#376

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

So you wrecked your car, what else is new?

Congrats to our new BBV mod!

(RIP Sheep, or whoever/whatever I hit.)

02-23-2020 , 12:32 PM

#377

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

correction fish, you rented that.

Looked nice but i prefer the yellow ones

02-23-2020 , 01:08 PM

#378

michaelorcharlie

RIP leg

Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 1,307

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

I just bought this.

NSFW

Spoiler:

MoC approves.
Hope you didn't overpay.

Did u go in raw or nah

02-23-2020 , 02:45 PM

#379

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

correction fish, you rented that.

Looked nice but i prefer the yellow ones

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 02-23-2020 at 02:51 PM.

02-23-2020 , 03:52 PM

#380

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

HOT

02-23-2020 , 04:06 PM

#381

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

lol, yellow humans you pervert, preferably of the east asian variety

02-23-2020 , 04:16 PM

#382

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Ladies and Gentlemen,

KF is getting that good good on the low low from the ho-ho express fa sho sho. This is a solid 151st consecutive Sheepday achievement. Nathan posted a hilarious gif-t in response. It be like that sometimes. On the other hand, I had sex with Indonesian girl last night after she came over to cuddle. She is very nice. I am open to doing this again. Let us recognize the fact that KF did not run over Sheep and he is alive and well performing the important duties required by BBV to continue making it great again.

Namaste.

02-23-2020 , 04:17 PM

#383

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I don't remember the last time I had sex with a white woman.

02-23-2020 , 04:19 PM

#384

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I don't remember the last time I had sex with a white sheep.

fyp

02-23-2020 , 04:20 PM

#385

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

calm down Mr. FranFran, it's for your own good.

02-23-2020 , 05:16 PM

#386

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

02-23-2020 , 05:19 PM

#387

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

King Fish sheep are worth a lot of money. Stop crashing into them.

02-23-2020 , 05:35 PM

#388

Sheep86

*** Check your leg yourself before you wreck yourself! February LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,964

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

King Fish sheep are worth a lot of money. Stop crashing into them.

It's not about the money, punk! Sheep are very nice, soft and adorable creatures who deserve to be treated with respect!

02-23-2020 , 05:36 PM

#389

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

ty franfran u r good croat

02-23-2020 , 07:36 PM

#390

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

lol, that was the shortest date i have ever had. Only needed 5 minutes to make her walk off

02-23-2020 , 08:11 PM

#391

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

lol, that was the shortest date i have ever had. Only needed 5 minutes to make her walk off

Were you able to show her your wang or did she leave just from your words?

02-23-2020 , 08:41 PM

#392

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Were you able to show her your wang or did she leave just from your words?

no wangs were exposed, i didnt even have to say anything to make her walk off, im getting that good

02-23-2020 , 08:44 PM

#393

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

02-23-2020 , 09:27 PM

#394

RacerExTex

Honorary Mod

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 794

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

lol, that was the shortest date i have ever had. Only needed 5 minutes to make her wank off

FYP

02-24-2020 , 08:10 AM

#395

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

eh, i woulda been down to watch her wank off

Monday morning can go **** itself btw

02-24-2020 , 10:35 AM

#396

michaelorcharlie

RIP leg

Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 1,307

**** you monday

02-24-2020 , 03:25 PM

#397

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I want the five minute run down, Jefe.

**** you monday

02-24-2020 , 04:21 PM

#398

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

0. No gif-ts are present, this point is poor
1. Fired off a load at the 'sino last night
2. Was up 1
3. Never hit a stride
4. ended up negative 5
5. Which is fine because walked out with 16 the other day
6. Clearly talking about spilmaks
7. Indonesian is doing well
8. Next two days are hell still
9. Will recover and gambol HARD accordingly
10. Goal is +2k by end of Feb
11. Will acquire easily
12. Namaste
13. Mr. Sheep how are the ewe
14. Jefe waiting on brief TR
15. Nate what it do baby
16. Morph is alive and I can confirm this as he made a post
17. Mr. FWWM COVID-19 has been upgraded to almost pandemic
17a. Please confirm health status
18. Dad is too busy working and veganing to post much
19. The day is long
20. We will survive