Any news on Iceland?

Wasn’t gonna play today, but there were a lot of last-minute lineup announcements so I tossed a few bucks in the few tournaments still open.

One game left. Hold, please.

so this broad lives 90 miles north of me and offered to meet in the middle, only place i know up north is a casino so we decide on there.

I get there on time and shes late and keeps asking, what do i do when i get there, where do i go? And im like, find a door and walk in, this place is one big circle but there are signs everywhere.

She shows up and texts, where do i go, i say im at the bar by the cage, her - how do i get there, facepalm. I tell her to tell me a store she sees and ill come get her.

Now i already have a drink at this point and there is a nice lounge with a bar but no bartender, i wanna get there but she needs a drink. So i grab her, tell her the plan and she is extremely confused, keeps asking how we are gonna do this. I tell her, we go to any bar in here, grab a drink and go to the lounge. Much confusion, many questions. Finally we take maybe 10 steps to a bar and she asks what to do, facepalm. I tell her to order a drink and we can head to the lounge.

she orders a drink, i try and make small talk, some slot goes off and she says its too loud. So im like ok, lets head to the lounge, its nice and quiet. She asks so how does this work, uh lets get a check and close out. She asks for the bill and places it in front of me and asks so how do we make this work?. I say, lets close out and go to the lounge.

This broad pulls out a her bag, digs around for a while, busts out a ziplock bag, produces 5 singles and hands it to the bartender, gets up and yells, why are you trying to humiliate me?

date end

She's an alien shapeshifter ldo.

Doesn't matter. We lost. Start a new game.

Guess what day it is?

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Trust me with your credit card, punk

**** you tuesdsay

and **** you frank

46 day cruise? Holy I’d rather kill myself Batman!

What the **** was so confusing about any part of this? The part where you didn’t confirm you were paying for all the drinks and all the playing she would do on your money? How did she even make it there with $5 in a ziplock?

Why does she keep asking how things are going to work? Was she a low end/new working girl who had no idea how to make a transaction?

This confused me enough to piss me off. I’ll go smoke weed now.

It’s ok baby and Mom aren’t here.

Oh btw we moved. New neighborhood is nice

Wheres my frog

Hai octopussy, i have 4 of your little cousins frozen in my fridge.

Very fresh, they were swimming few days ago.

RIP

A very strange TBH story. I expected nothing less

tbh,

what the **** kind of derpa-durrrr ***** was this? honestly I'm honestly shocked at her level of incompetence.

Dad did post a gif-t, I apologize, that ass is PHAT

While I find eating that disgusting (because I’m repulsed by and despise octopi ) I whole heart support your capture and consumption of as many of those mother ****ers as you can.

Remove the ink gland and the beak from that dinosaur first though. Disgusting pieces of ****.

Franko we need food pics

dude, idk. I was so confused. This is not the first time i have done something to make a woman yell at me unintentionally but this came out of nowhere. I mean, shes an RN so she has lives in her hands, i hope shes not this functionally ******ed at her jorb.

I think this breaks down into 3 parts:

1 - it was a casino and i had been waiting so i just had a drink in my hand and was walking around, hence no open tab. If she met me at a bar i had a tab at i would have just paid for it.

2 - Im blaming the granola hippies out here bc women actually demand to pay for their drinks, which i guess has been incorporated in what i am used to

3 - Given that she had her dollars in a ziplock buried in a bag (not a purse, something that looks more like a baby bag) she was not expecting to pay for anything (which i am fine with for dinner and drinks btw) and couldn't say something like "so you're not gonna buy me a drink?"

4 - yea im adding in a 4, something didn't click in my brain that the awkward interaction was her attempt to show whe wanted me to pay for my drink



i fried that thing and ate it, it was nice and soft

far less debaucherous then my MO

man, she starts saying im trying to humiliate her and all im thinking is "i just wanna convince you to play with my cock, wtf is going on here". As she was storming out inn a fit of rage i said i was happy to cover the drinks for the night, retrospectively this may have made her feel more humiliated but im never gonna understand what was going on in that brain cavity

I mean, shes an east asian, cougar, nurse that drives a manual 370z, owns a home, with no kids and no x. This is like my unicorn here

List approved AF, alivemöller, not Coronamöller yet, AFAIK. Just stuck in a lot of extremely morphish stuff this week, Coronamöller causing a lot of pains in butt in addition to all the other stuff. Too much work as usual, insane neighbor going crazy with me, demanding absolute silence lol. Losing the moneys on the stock and options market and other stuff. Thanks for the infarcts KF, you are the infarct GOAT. As long as things do not get a lot worse I'm going out this Friday though f all that's why. Been stuck in here since end of January or something, might as well starting to build the Coronantibodies as soon as I can. Also registered to some Asian poker app as Coronavirus, just played a few hands though, breakevenishmöller. Maybe will have to resort to becoming poker pro after all when they throw me out of HKmöller for assaulting my neighbor and having lost all the moneys at the stock market. Not there yet though

This sounds like an epic failure on everyone's end, she would have slobbed the knobby exactly how you wanted fo'eva had things ended up a little less ******ed.

I'm so sorry for your loss. I miss the Korean girl thinking of this.

I think it's actually better to get it now than later. It looks like i's becoming a Pandemic anyway, and now there are still free hospital beds and respirators and stuff.

This is a great post. I feel like this post should be memorialized because it is very logical and progression is appropriate.