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05-20-2010 , 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Anacardo
Clearly he was casually acquainted with somebody who was going to be on the cover, and she mentioned it one night to the gang while they were out doing Jaeger bombs, and he immediately signed up for a three year subscription to avoid awkwardness.
hahahaha
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05-20-2010 , 12:12 PM
When I'm playing live 1-2NL and someone announces a raise to 7, I can't not say "7A" (usually under my breath)

It's from the beginning of Day Dream Believer by the Monkees
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQNqk54HPdE
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05-20-2010 , 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by TheCanoe
I have to hit Esc every time I see AKSpartan posting in a thread to see what I get.
That's so cool. I now have a new favorite poster. Go AKSpartan! More posts!
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05-20-2010 , 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Ineedaride2
I do this weird thing while driving. When I make a left hand turn, I always take my right hand off the wheel and put it in front of the air conditioning vent. I do it every time, and I have no idea why.
Dude, sorry you were abducted by aliens.

I suffer from involuntary reading. I have read some sentences a hundred times just because they happen to be in front of me where I can see them.
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05-20-2010 , 12:50 PM
-Close my right when tilting my head back and drinking a beverage that I enjoy
-Swivel my drink around like you'd see people do w/ wine before taking a sip of most juices, ice water, soda, mixed drink

many more id rather not share, haha
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05-20-2010 , 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by jmakinmecrzy
every time someone asks me what time it is I say "Time to get a watch" even though I know it's not funny and has never even got a chuckle or even a grin
lol.. I do this too. Though I only do it with close friends, luckily.
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05-20-2010 , 12:59 PM
Every time I leave the house, I can't not check everything repeatedly. I have OCD and it is pretty much all safety stuff, did I lock the windows, doors, etc. I check everything 3 times too, like the third time is magical or something.
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05-20-2010 , 01:08 PM
A lot of you guys sound really annoying.
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05-20-2010 , 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by punkass
I remember I started getting Maxim freshman year in college in 1998. I would tape the pictures to my door. I think it was the first year I ever saw body paint on Heidi Klum. I thought the magazine was pretty good back then.

It's really that bad now? I guess there's only so many things they can repeat before it gets annoying.
yeah, I dunno. I thought it was great back in 98 as well, but back then I was a pathetic guy who had ZERO experience with women, and the internet wasnt fast enough for quality porn, so airbrushed magazine pics still gave me full on robot chubby. I dunno if the magazine sucking now is a product of the fact Im way older and am no longer pathetic and thanks to the wonderful world of gonzo amateur porn I no longer find fake magazine spreads a turn on, or if its because the "mens magazine" is no longer fresh and exciting and its the same played out stupid watered down crap in every issue now. I guess its prolly a bit of both.
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05-20-2010 , 01:21 PM
Whenever anyone mentions Canada I have to say "canada huh? Almost made it"
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05-20-2010 , 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Anacardo
Are you getting auto-renewed somewhere? Does the Ministry of Periodical Distribution give everybody a free lifetime subscrip? Cooks' Illustrated, pls.
advertising rates for magazines are tied to subscription numbers so many magazines will give away or offer very cheap subscription deals.
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05-20-2010 , 01:34 PM
I can't not count sounds. For example how many times someone fires a gun (in a movie). Obviously this is only for semi-automatics.
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05-20-2010 , 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Khaos4k
I can't not count sounds. For example how many times someone fires a gun (in a movie). Obviously this is only for semi-automatics.
damn, I was gunna ask you how many shots were fired in "predator"
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05-20-2010 , 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by miajag
A lot of you guys sound really annoying.
It's especially funny given that many of the things itt are far more annoying than nitty stuff mentioned in "things people do that annoy you" threads.
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05-20-2010 , 01:47 PM
studies show nerds simultaneously annoying and hyper-sensitive, film at eleven, then Tom with the weather
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05-20-2010 , 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Khaos4k
I can't not count sounds. For example how many times someone fires a gun (in a movie). Obviously this is only for semi-automatics.
this has got to be pretty distracting in mw2 and other fps.
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05-20-2010 , 03:22 PM
I can't not set my alarms for times ending in 1, 2, 3 or 4. If it's a time ending in 0 or 5, I won't use it for my alarm. I don't know why. :/
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05-20-2010 , 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Phildo
this has got to be pretty distracting in mw2 and other fps.
It just kind of happens in the background. Not a distraction at all.
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05-20-2010 , 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Khaos4k
I can't not count sounds. For example how many times someone fires a gun (in a movie). Obviously this is only for semi-automatics.
DIRTY HARRY VS. RAIN MAN
-"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots, or only five ?' Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I-"
-"Six. Definitely six."
-"****."
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05-20-2010 , 03:56 PM
I had a hard time coming up with something I ALWAYS do, but finally noticed one today. When I pour myself a tall glass of ice water, sometimes the ice gets stuck on the bottom of the glass. I always tap the side of the glass on the counter to jostle the ice loose so it floats to the top.

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Originally Posted by buffett
That's so cool. I now have a new favorite poster. Go AKSpartan! More posts!

Last edited by AKSpartan; 05-20-2010 at 04:04 PM.
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05-20-2010 , 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by TheCanoe
I have to hit Esc every time I see AKSpartan posting in a thread to see what I get.

Spikey shell this time
I'm sad this doesn't work in Chrome.
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05-20-2010 , 04:07 PM
banana bunch wtf
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05-20-2010 , 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by gtg789w
I can't not set my alarms for times ending in 1, 2, 3 or 4. If it's a time ending in 0 or 5, I won't use it for my alarm. I don't know why. :/
It's the exact opposite for me. I only use a time ending in 0 or 5 for my alarm.
However, the volume of my TV has to be set on a number with identical digits, like 33, 44, etc. Otherwise I feel very uncomfortable while watching TV.

Also, I can't fall asleep when I know that a drawer or cabinet door in my room is open or when my stuff (watch, mobile phone, ...) isn't in its usual place.

Last edited by Baron171; 05-20-2010 at 04:21 PM.
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05-20-2010 , 04:17 PM
When I hear someone's phone ring, I can't not say "Phone is ringing... Oh My God"

When someone min-bets preflop, then shoves the flop or open-limps, checks every street, then shoves the river, I can't not say "uh duuuurrrrrrrrrrr" in the chat box.

I've got other, but I can't not not remember them right now.
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05-20-2010 , 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Alobar
Whenever anyone mentions Canada I have to say "canada huh? Almost made it"
Nice
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