i'm in the same boat with setting alarms for times not ending in 5 or 0, those intervals just aren't accurate enough. also for volume on TV/air conditioner setting I always always always go even number. Pro tip: try not to tell anyone irl this tic, because he or she will most likely **** with you.
I'm partial to the ones mentioned where someone can't not say some obscure quote with the proper prompt (NOT "that's what she said" holy **** can people stop saying this yet). It's one of those sorta-jokes that is somewhat funny the first time, not really funny the second third or fourth time, and extremely funny the fifth+ time.
My contributions: whenever I'm playing settlers of catan and someone says "2 brick" I can't not say, "2 brick... Stanley 2brick."
Whenever anyone mentions the movie Memento I can't not say "it wasn't as good the second time"
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whenever id use a microwave id always press stop with 1 second left. eventually i just started adding 1 second to the time. the past few years i havent used a microwave till yesterday and when it was counting down to 5. it popped in my head to turn it off at 1 but i did not.
when i was a kid i had a hell of a time learning my right from my left but then i picked up some pretty wicked and distinctive scars on both wrists from putting my hands through a glass door when i was 6 or so. i started using the scars to differentiate right from left. even though i know which is which now i still reflexively look down at my wrists if someone says "to your left/right" or something similar.
I never got how people couldn't tell right from left. I had an ex gf who was a straight A student her senior year of high school but couldn't tell her left from her right still and had to wear a bracelet on her left hand to check.
Heck even a more recent ex would always confuse them when I would tell her to make a left or right handed turn whilst driving.
I can’t not…
-say “1 m, 2 r’s” when writing “tomorrow”
-check the locks of my car multiple times before leaving it
-push all of the plastic circles in on fast food cups
-leave the house with mascara on
-respond with “no, you’re not” when someone sarcastically says “I’m sorry” about anything
-repeat these sentences over and over again to see if they make sense
If I am stuck somewhere watching a WNBA game or women's college basketball game, and the end of the game has a dramatic finish where all the girls start jumping on each other and crying, I always mentally say to myself, "Gonna be some pussy eatin' tonight"
Goes double if it is a women's softball game and the field is littered with thick pasty white girls with bad mullets.
Have to answer the phone after a whole number of rings.
ie. Will never let it go briiiing-briiiiiing-briiii-"Hello?"
I'll always wait until after the second ring to pick up. Otherwise it might seem like I was waiting expectantly by the phone and I can't have that, even if I was. Less applicable now with cell phones though.
When in a car and stopped for whatever with another vehicle in front of me, I add up the 4 numbers on the license plate in my head. If the total comes to 13 then I deem that car to be unlucky and the owner will be involved in a horrfic accident some time in the near future.
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Reason: not supersticious though
i can't not have a delicious pizza occasionally....
i can't not scream in agony and turn the channel whenever:
idiot metal music is playing underneat the sports highlights.
they have another idiot MONTAGE.
when the sports-announcer starts spewing some idiotic ( think Stuart Scott ) stat like: "Boob Gooberson has the best slugging percentage with 2 strikes against left-handers since Goob Booberson in 1889. In fact, it's the 32nd all time for right-handers with more than 300 plate appearances in the modern era!!!"
I feel ya... ESPN is is worthless since Disney bought it out.
I cannot get out of my truck/leave the house without tapping my pockets and saying in my head " keys, wallet, phone,:" Used to be. "smokes, lighter, keys , wallet , phone." ...quit smoking brag. 2 years now.. took me longer to change my sing song saying.
Wow, I do EXACTLY this, wording and all, and sometimes even say it aloud!
Whenever I have a joke that misses, I'll say "quantity over quality" - it's become a running joke with my friends. I tend to be the cut-up. It started a few years ago on a date when I had this chick laughing a bunch and then missed on a joke, so I explained to her (jokingly) that people only think I'm funny because I make a LOT of jokes, not good ones.
If I let my stubble grow out, I pick at the chin hairs. Yuck.
I can't finish a cup of coffee.
I always listen to "First of the Month" by Bone Thugz every first of the month.
When I hear the name Craig, I always say "Crehhhg" like in Friday