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I can't not watch any of the Godfather films if I stumble across them on unedited TV. Same thing goes with the films Sling Blade, Crossroads,,CaddyShack, blues Brothers, and Back to School. Even though I own them all on DVD.

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05-21-2010 , 04:23 AM

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Caramelldansen

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I can't not troll formspring.

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05-21-2010 , 05:11 AM

#153

Punker

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I can't play poker and pick up A4, and not twist it around so I can only see the top of the 4 and it looks slightly like AA.

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05-21-2010 , 09:00 AM

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MCB113

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Everytime I right click on a Windows taskbar I can't not sing "Lock the taskbar" to the tune of "Rock the Casbah"

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05-21-2010 , 09:04 AM

#155

27offsuit

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You say it twice obv, right?

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05-21-2010 , 09:11 AM

#156

MCB113

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Obv... and if I'm by myself maybe I'll throw in "He thinks it's not kosher"

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05-21-2010 , 09:11 AM

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TheCanoe

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Originally Posted by MCB113

Everytime I right click on a Windows taskbar I can't not sing "Lock the taskbar" to the tune of "Rock the Casbah"

Wow I hate you right now.

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05-21-2010 , 09:53 AM

#158

27offsuit

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TheCanoe, he don't like it...

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05-21-2010 , 01:11 PM

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gobbo

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Everytime I right click on a Windows taskbar I can't not sing "Lock the taskbar" to the tune of "Rock the Casbah"

Oh god this.

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05-22-2010 , 02:03 AM

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27offsuit

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As I'm slathering Cholula on a burrito, I realize I've begun saying " Hey...Cholula. Hey, hey...Cholula" a lot recently.

Not sure why.

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05-22-2010 , 03:56 AM

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Stewie_Griffin

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There was never any excuse to pick up Maxim given the existence of hardcore pornography on the internet, unless you were 12 and still scared of vaginas and penises bigger than 5 inches. If you actually subscribed or read Maxim, it's best to just keep it a secret. Never try to rationalize it away but suggesting that the magazine's quality decreased over the years.

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05-22-2010 , 04:08 AM

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Stewie_Griffin

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This isn't me but many people can't help but say what every time someone says something to them. Then after they say what they respond.

"What time is it?"'

What? 3 O'clock.

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05-22-2010 , 12:46 PM

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Jiggymike

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I think that my fiancee being OCD has caused me to get rid of most of my quirks because I simply can't deal with both of them (she has to check all of our appliances before we leave the house, make sure she has her credit cards and engagement ring before going to sleep, among others).

I'm sure I still have a few but I could only think of one odd one - when I am lifting weights at the gym, I CANNOT do 33 reps

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05-22-2010 , 01:58 PM

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gobbo

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Originally Posted by Stewie_Griffin

This isn't me but many people can't help but say what every time someone says something to them. Then after they say what they respond.

"What time is it?"'

What? 3 O'clock.

I also do this. I don't know why. My hearing is pretty terrible but I still understand people.

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05-22-2010 , 02:03 PM

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Anacardo

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Sometimes people wanna jack off to famous chicks, dude.

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05-22-2010 , 06:44 PM

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jmakin

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Originally Posted by prohornblower

I can't not flush the toilet before I'm actually done pissing. I try to time it so that all my piss gets flushed but this has become surprisingly difficult and I usually end up flushing my toilet twice.

I also do the weird alarm clock/tv thing. I enjoy setting the alarm for weird times like 7:56 or something or 8:03. I think it has something to do with 8:03 feeling like 8 O'clock still yet being 3 more minutes to sleep. Or 7:56 makes it feel like I'm getting up early.

On the TV when I adjust the volume it HAS to be either a multiple of 5 or an even number.

So it could be 15, 16, 18, 20, 22, 24, 25, etc. I'll never set the sound at 17 or 23 or some crazy ****, even if it sounds like the most audibly optimal level. It's unsettling. I realize this is completely irrational as these numerical values are completely arbitrary and have nothing to do with sound level being "even" or not.

not completely arbitrary.. they are prime.

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05-22-2010 , 07:30 PM

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Layzie

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I do this too, and I have recently tried to stop but can't. I've been taking a piss with a drink in the other hand to try to stop me from premature flushing but it's torture and I feel like i'm wasting a few seconds of my life with every bathroom break.

Def something wrong with me.

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05-22-2010 , 07:37 PM

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Duerig

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I always spit before I pee when I'm using a urinal

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05-22-2010 , 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by prohornblower

I used to have a friend who had to lay all his clothes out that he planned on wearing the next day on his bedroom floor the night before. Shoes, jeans, t-shirt, shirt on top of that, etc.

He would lay this out on the floor in the shape of a body. I thought that was absolutely crazy but I've heard other people do this.

I can't understand having an exorbitant fear of waking up and not being able to find clothes to wear.

I did this growing up but quit probably around 12 years old. It wasn't a fear as much as just being prepared I guess. Not sure why I stopped

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05-22-2010 , 10:01 PM

#170

Poker Reference

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Completely useless and I've known it for years, but I can't not use the shiny side of the tin foil.

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05-22-2010 , 10:24 PM

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Ineedaride2

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Originally Posted by Stewie_Griffin

I'm pushing 40 and STILL scared of vaginas bigger than 5 inches.

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05-22-2010 , 10:29 PM

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Tony Lepatata

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whenever i turn off the tv before i go to bed, i can't not turn it off at the end of a sentence.

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05-23-2010 , 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by jmakinmecrzy

not completely arbitrary.. they are prime.

I mean the numerical values of sound level are arbitrary.

If the numbers didn't appear on the screen, I'd have absolutely no way of knowing if the sound level is divisible by 5, or an even number. But because Sony has decided to place a numerical value for the sound level, I am unable to set it to 11, 13, 17, 19, 21, 23, 27, 29, etc.

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05-23-2010 , 01:06 AM

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dbcooper279

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Can't not pass up a "that's what she said" when appropriate. Have learned to curb the urge to speak it aloud when the time isn't appropriate.

Can't not use "standard" when it's appropriate. Accidentally used it in a job interview once. Still got the job lol.

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05-23-2010 , 11:55 AM

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prohornblower

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Accidentally used it in a job interview once. Still got the job

Standard.

Years ago my little brother couldn't fart around me or my older brother without saying "safety". Even like 2 years after we stopped the whole "doorknob" thing he would say safety. Even if they weren't even audible he'd be like "safetysafety.......safety"

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