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Things you can't not do. Things you can't not do.

05-23-2010 , 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Stewie_Griffin
This isn't me but many people can't help but say what every time someone says something to them. Then after they say what they respond.

"What time is it?"'

What? 3 O'clock.
I think everyone does this sometimes. It's because you're not sure what they said, but you figure it out before they have a chance to repeat themselves.

Edit: Yeah, I knew some people who kept saying safety waaaay after it was age appropriate.
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05-23-2010 , 01:43 PM
Can't not say "padiddle" and punch the roof of the car when I see another car with one headlight out. I'm a sucker for those stupid games.

Can't not call shotgun on the passenger seat when I'm getting in someone's car.
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05-23-2010 , 04:50 PM
Whenever I have sex, I can't not b my l on her t's
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05-23-2010 , 06:36 PM
All the magazine posts made me think of my magazine habits.

Can't not read a magazine back to front.
Can't not rip out magazine subscription inserts.
Can't not read a trash magazine (in a waiting room) then comment about the number of advertisements and how the articles are actually just advertisements themselves.

Can't not fix any computer I'm allowed to use.
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05-23-2010 , 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Alobar
you had keys in middle school? for what?
Unlocking locked doors presumably.
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05-24-2010 , 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Duerig
I always spit before I pee when I'm using a urinal
+1
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05-24-2010 , 10:29 AM
whenever i see, use, ask for, etc, a tong, or is it tongs, i have to sing

"ta tongs ta tongs tongs tongs"

like the "let me see your thong" song
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05-24-2010 , 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by MCB113
Everytime I right click on a Windows taskbar I can't not sing "Lock the taskbar" to the tune of "Rock the Casbah"
OMFG I thought I was the only ****** on earth to do this (at least in my head). It brings a tear to my eye to know I'm not alone.

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Originally Posted by Duerig
I always spit before I pee when I'm using a urinal
There's a guy at work that does this and it tilts the **** out of me.


One weird thing I do: If the hem of my shirt/pants starts to get frayed a little bit, I have to pick at it obsessively until I wind up completely ruining it over a period of several wearings.
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05-24-2010 , 01:23 PM
I definitely have a problem with replacing lines from songs with little phrases or words I just heard or read. I will occasionally sing these out loud when alone.
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05-24-2010 , 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Alobar
you had keys in middle school? for what?
I don't think there's any other non-sucky poster who makes me go "WTF?" as often as Alobar.
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05-24-2010 , 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by cab4656
When I come home from work, my work pants must come off immediately and I must change into shorts or sweat pants, depending on the season.
Def this. Some of my friends think it's very weird, but it makes perfect sense. Why not be as comfortable as possible?
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05-24-2010 , 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by SnotBoogy
whenever i see, use, ask for, etc, a tong, or is it tongs, i have to sing

"ta tongs ta tongs tongs tongs"

like the "let me see your thong" song
haha I'm gonna start doing this
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05-25-2010 , 08:07 AM
when im at the gym and the piece of equipment has the pin in the right amount on the weight stack, or the the seat settings are in the right place i go, "oooo, right where i like it."
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05-25-2010 , 09:35 AM
i break out into chris rock standup bits when the opportunity presents itself

"what you talking about you never been to prison? you aint supposed to go to prison you low expectation having mother****er!"
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05-25-2010 , 01:00 PM
i have never felt so normal
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05-25-2010 , 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by JL514
i have never felt so normal
+1 and felt so good about it!

only one i can think of is when i open up an aluminum can, i always flick the tab slightly to the left. i started it in HS as a way to differentiate my beers from my friends, but after thousands of cans opened in every mental state, i do it as pure muscle memory, and would have to concentrate hard NOT to do it. i like it though, because it still helps me identify my drinks.
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05-25-2010 , 10:14 PM
^ damn that's a pretty good idea.

I have a friend who can't not play Contra on my working NES anytime he visits my house.
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05-25-2010 , 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted by milliondollaz
+1 and felt so good about it!

only one i can think of is when i open up an aluminum can, i always flick the tab slightly to the left. i started it in HS as a way to differentiate my beers from my friends, but after thousands of cans opened in every mental state, i do it as pure muscle memory, and would have to concentrate hard NOT to do it. i like it though, because it still helps me identify my drinks.
Forgot about this.

I still do it all the time.
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05-26-2010 , 09:05 PM
First time I'm naked with a chick I can't help but hold my arms out and say "Behold."
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05-27-2010 , 07:33 PM
Whenever I "say where are you?" and person replies "here", I must say "wheres here"

When ever I am following a "mapquest" list to get somewhere for first time, I must turn radio off when nearing destination.

Whenever a see a cop ahead pulled over, i must hit break, regardless if speeding.

Whenever I pour milk, I must smell inside carton/jug first.
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05-27-2010 , 08:51 PM
I can't answer the phone whens its mid ring, I have to let it finish its 'ring ring' before I pick up. Doing anything other than this feels SO weird.
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05-27-2010 , 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by YouWishFish
I always say WED-NES-DAY in my head when writing wednesday (just did it)
I still say FRY-END when spelling friend since 2nd grade
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05-27-2010 , 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by NutzyClutz
Whenever I "say where are you?" and person replies "here", I must say "wheres here"

When ever I am following a "mapquest" list to get somewhere for first time, I must turn radio off when nearing destination.

Whenever a see a cop ahead pulled over, i must hit break, regardless if speeding.

Whenever I pour milk, I must smell inside carton/jug first.
The last 3 are things i think you shouldn't stop doing.
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05-28-2010 , 07:58 PM
When I start a new book I always turn to the last numbered "real" page to see how long it is... and can't help reading the last paragraph. 99 out of 100 it makes no sense or difference. Like I can tell how good it'll be by how it ends. Blood meridian got me excited
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05-28-2010 , 09:36 PM
whenever i see my dumb younger cousins post EMO **** on their FB i HAVE to chime in with a mean remark. it's gotten me into trouble but i don't give a ****
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