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Things you can't not do. Things you can't not do.

05-19-2010 , 08:58 PM
When someone says they're planning, or have planned, or might plan something, I respond with "They have a plan?!" Clearly it's hilarious but I would understand if it found a home in the Jokes That Bombed thread.
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05-19-2010 , 09:12 PM
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Whenever someone uses the number 37 in a conversation, I have to follow it with, "In a row?"
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05-19-2010 , 09:19 PM
I used to have a friend who had to lay all his clothes out that he planned on wearing the next day on his bedroom floor the night before. Shoes, jeans, t-shirt, shirt on top of that, etc.

He would lay this out on the floor in the shape of a body. I thought that was absolutely crazy but I've heard other people do this.

I can't understand having an exorbitant fear of waking up and not being able to find clothes to wear.
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05-19-2010 , 09:57 PM
Every time artest lines up a three I have to say something and its never positive
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05-19-2010 , 11:11 PM
Every time I see someone hit a golf ball I have to scream 'GET IN THE HOLE' as loud as possible.
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05-19-2010 , 11:23 PM
When I shoot a wadded paper into the trashcan I gotta say KOBE
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05-19-2010 , 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by SnotBoogy
When I shoot a used condom into the trashcan I gotta say KOBE
FYP
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05-20-2010 , 12:14 AM
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Originally Posted by SnotBoogy
whenever im in a car and go through a roundabout, i have to say, "look kids, big ben, parliament"
whenever i get to a roundabout i always have to go around it an extra time, sometimes 2 or 3 times

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Originally Posted by Alobar
Whenever someone uses a double negative, I cant not point it out

Whenever I hear a shane company commercial, I HAVE to change the station.

If I have a fingernail long enough to bit off, I have to do it the second I see it.

I cant not pronounce Socrates as "soh crates"

Whenever I see kobe bryant I cant not make a comment about how hes a rapist and how I hate the ****ing lakers.
amen
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05-20-2010 , 12:14 AM
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Originally Posted by SnotBoogy
When I shoot a wadded paper into the trashcan I gotta say KOBE
I used to do this, then it became funnier to say SHAQUILLE instead while intentionally throwing the paper 5 feet wide
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05-20-2010 , 12:29 AM
Whenever I answer/make a phone call in my car, I turn the radio completely down, even if it isn't on.
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05-20-2010 , 12:43 AM
Whenever I see a midget, I have to have to look at him or her for a few seconds.
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05-20-2010 , 12:46 AM
whenever i see two motorcycle cops in tandem, i have to say CHiPS! or at least i think it if i'm alone
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05-20-2010 , 12:48 AM
Bubble wrap cannot be thrown away unpopped
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05-20-2010 , 12:58 AM
I can't park the car without turning down the radio
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05-20-2010 , 01:13 AM
I can't not say 'idapimp' after hearing the word Idaho. I actually almost got canned for leading my boss into it once in a meeting with his boss.

Akward.
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05-20-2010 , 01:17 AM
Not pick up a remote or something with buttons and figure out if that amount is divisible by 5.
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05-20-2010 , 01:17 AM
take a dump without looking at it after

fart in the car with my wife without hitting the window lock
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05-20-2010 , 01:55 AM
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Originally Posted by P Chippa
I've wondered for a long time if everyone does this one, and not even realized it.

If I get a drink in the kitchen to bring into another room, I can't not take a sip before I get there.
I definitely do this. Always.

I also can't go to a bar and not at least have one drink. Same goes for watching a hockey game. I suspect neither of these is rare.

Last edited by Jim14Qc; 05-20-2010 at 02:06 AM.
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05-20-2010 , 02:10 AM
I have to wiggle the shifter of a manual transmission car every time I put it in neutral.
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05-20-2010 , 02:39 AM
I can't not put the key back in to adjust the windshield wipers if they are even a tiny bit above the off position.
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05-20-2010 , 02:54 AM
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Originally Posted by JaredL
I can't not put the key back in to adjust the windshield wipers if they are even a tiny bit above the off position.
I just try to time it right and vow to do better next time if I fail.
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05-20-2010 , 02:58 AM
drive slowly after the middle school let's out
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05-20-2010 , 03:40 AM
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Originally Posted by findingneema
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Whenever someone uses the number 37 in a conversation, I have to follow it with, "In a row?"
Same goes for me and 56.



"56? 56!? MAN, NOW THAT'S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT. I'ma kill you, you 56'in--"
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05-20-2010 , 05:19 AM
Masturbate the pain away after a really sick losing poker session
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05-20-2010 , 08:52 AM
I'm sure I have my own that I just can't think of right now, but Wife has one that I'm in the process of learning to not let tilt me.

Any time I say "...who knows?" at the end of a sentence, she can't not say, "The Shadow."

She gets it from her dad. I'd so much rather have to deal with the Caddyshack/Dalai Lama thing.
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