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05-20-2010 , 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by TheCanoe
I have to hit Esc every time I see AKSpartan posting in a thread to see what I get.

Spikey shell this time
WAIT WAT?

Is that guy magic or something?
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05-20-2010 , 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by gtg789w
I can't not set my alarms for times ending in 1, 2, 3 or 4. If it's a time ending in 0 or 5, I won't use it for my alarm. I don't know why. :/
I do the exact same thing.
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05-20-2010 , 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Dids
WAIT WAT?

Is that guy magic or something?
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05-20-2010 , 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by DC11GTR

When someone min-bets preflop, then shoves the flop or open-limps, checks every street, then shoves the river, I can't not say "uh duuuurrrrrrrrrrr" in the chat box.
im sure this is +EV
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05-20-2010 , 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by offTopic
I think I've mentioned this in the past...if I'm on the freeway, and come up to a mileage sign with three values on it, I'll stick coefficients on the first two fractions such that when you add them you'll come up with the third one.

I started doing this whenever it was in elementary school that we learned fractions/multiplying fractions, and 35 years or whatever later, I still do it.
I know roughly what you're saying, but can you give an example? I can't quite follow what you mean.

When I was little I would try to make an equation out of the time. e.g. 12:39 is (1+2)*3=9. Obviously only certain times can work.
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05-20-2010 , 07:24 PM
at some point in my internets I started thinking "lol" when I see some random funny thing, pronouncing "lol" in my head.
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05-20-2010 , 07:29 PM
whenever a naked female has her back to me I insta slap-ass at least once.
this has obviously happened with only girlfriends/"short-term" girlfriends, but I've noticed some years ago I can't help myself.

I am like 1.85 and strong, my gf is ~1.65 and skinny/kinda sensitive. she complains about it non stop and tells me it physically hurts, I still do it every single time.
the girlfriend before this one developed a reflex of 'jumping' whenever she was naked and turned back to me because she knew the slap was coming.

I find myself wondering what would happen if I was in the proctology business.


presumed relative in some biking contest:

Last edited by gorgeouss; 05-20-2010 at 07:38 PM.
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05-20-2010 , 07:32 PM
when i eat oreos im literally unable to eat it as a whole. i must twist it apart.
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05-20-2010 , 07:40 PM
I think I just found one. I absolutely had to convert that 1.85 and 1.65 so I knew what he meant. And I now realize that I do it every time I run into metric measurements, even if it's something I don't care about at all.
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05-20-2010 , 07:42 PM
but you did care about my post, right?
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05-20-2010 , 07:51 PM
Enough that I tried to figure out if I did that too, but not to the degree where precise heights were somehow required.
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05-20-2010 , 08:08 PM
keep it real
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05-20-2010 , 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Baron171
However, the volume of my TV has to be set on a number with identical digits, like 33, 44, etc.
I do this with microwave times. It's always 77 seconds, or 3:33, or whatever.

And I try to open the door exactly when the timer hits 0. If too early, there's still time left that has to be cleared, and if too late, the buzzer goes off, and I can't stand either of these things.
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05-20-2010 , 08:48 PM
I can't not flush the toilet before I'm actually done pissing. I try to time it so that all my piss gets flushed but this has become surprisingly difficult and I usually end up flushing my toilet twice.

I also do the weird alarm clock/tv thing. I enjoy setting the alarm for weird times like 7:56 or something or 8:03. I think it has something to do with 8:03 feeling like 8 O'clock still yet being 3 more minutes to sleep. Or 7:56 makes it feel like I'm getting up early.

On the TV when I adjust the volume it HAS to be either a multiple of 5 or an even number.

So it could be 15, 16, 18, 20, 22, 24, 25, etc. I'll never set the sound at 17 or 23 or some crazy ****, even if it sounds like the most audibly optimal level. It's unsettling. I realize this is completely irrational as these numerical values are completely arbitrary and have nothing to do with sound level being "even" or not.
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05-20-2010 , 09:04 PM
When watching televised golf:

- Whenever they show Jimmy Walker, I think, "DY-NO-MITE!"

- Whenever John Merrick makes a nice shot, I think, "He IS an animal!"
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05-20-2010 , 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by AKSpartan
****ing animated gifs, how do they work
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05-20-2010 , 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Five-Star
Not pick up a remote or something with buttons and figure out if that amount is divisible by 5.
what amount?
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Originally Posted by Kimbell175113
I do this with microwave times. It's always 77 seconds, or 3:33, or whatever.

And I try to open the door exactly when the timer hits 0. If too early, there's still time left that has to be cleared, and if too late, the buzzer goes off, and I can't stand either of these things.
i do this too. although i rarely microwave any of my food anymore so its not really a problem.
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Originally Posted by Phildo
****ing animated gifs, how do they work
awesome.

whenever i see a license plate i will make the letters into an acronym and think of a phrase that fits it. it kind of excites me when its already a commonly used acronym like FTW or something.

i also count things, steps, noises, etc. this often leads to me saying things like "ya right that gun would be empty 6 shots ago" when watching movies.

always do the OCD pocket check whenever i go anywhere, get out of a car, etc. this has saved my ass many times on not losing my **** though.

whenever someone says a phrase that is a part of a song i have to sing that song. sometimes just a word can set me off.
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05-20-2010 , 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by deucedeuces
always do the OCD pocket check whenever i go anywhere, get out of a car, etc. this has saved my ass many times on not losing my **** though.
Ya i do this too. Started after I lost my keys like 3 times in a year in middle school.
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05-20-2010 , 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Khaos4k
Ya i do this too. Started after I lost my keys like 3 times in a year in middle school.
you had keys in middle school? for what?
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05-20-2010 , 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Alobar
you had keys in middle school? for what?
latchkey kid obv.
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05-20-2010 , 11:44 PM
Smashed the lightening bolt on AKSpartan.

Running hot!
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05-20-2010 , 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by offTopic
When watching televised golf:

- Whenever they show Jimmy Walker, I think, "DY-NO-MITE!"

- Whenever John Merrick makes a nice shot, I think, "He IS an animal!"

I do the first one, and now I can't not do the second one!
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05-21-2010 , 12:21 AM
When I come home from work, my work pants must come off immediately and I must change into shorts or sweat pants, depending on the season.

When I sit down to eat (especially dinner), I must have the TV on and a program that I am genuinely interested in playing (Tivo has made this obsession bearable).
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05-21-2010 , 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted by cab4656
When I come home from work, my work pants must come off immediately and I must change into shorts or sweat pants, depending on the season.

When I sit down to eat (especially dinner), I must have the TV on and a program that I am genuinely interested in playing (Tivo has made this obsession bearable).
+1 to both
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05-21-2010 , 03:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Lazy Meatball
drive slowly after the middle school let's out
This really wasn't a joke.
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