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When showering I have to say out loud, "did all my front, all my back, neck, face, ears, feet, back, hair." If I don't I feel like I missed something.

When you have to shower, shower. Don't talk.

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04-26-2011 , 01:09 AM

#302

jrda88

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Whenever driving on the highway and I'm about to switch lanes, I check my front mirror and side mirror twice, and then turn my head to 100% make sure there's no car. This has started in the last 6 months since a close scare, and is starting to get on my nerves the more I notice it.

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04-26-2011 , 01:14 AM

#303

GoodGame

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Originally Posted by Onetwobit

Can't not have my hand down my pants when I'm alone at my computer.

i always have to stand up and walk around when i'm on the phone with someone other than my immediate family. if i'm wearing basketball shorts i usually put my hands down my pants. outside of the boxers ldo but ya.

i can't fall asleep unless i'm listening to podcasts.

if i'm in the passenger seat and we're pulling out into traffic i always have to look over my shoulder.

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04-26-2011 , 01:16 AM

#304

SnotBoogy

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whenever i get a heineken i sing "the chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaampions" in my head, sometimes out loud

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBJYoi6wzXg

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04-26-2011 , 02:39 AM

#305

luckproof

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when i get fast food via drive through I cant not start eating french fries before I get home. I usually finish the sandwich too. Then I get outta my car with my 82oz soda and stroll into the house with a "haters gonna hate" type of walk.

Spoiler:

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04-26-2011 , 03:55 AM

#306

txdome

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Can't not make it through most threads on 2+2 without cringing. Or thinking to myself I have to quit posting here.

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04-26-2011 , 07:25 AM

#307

27offsuit

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Originally Posted by rubslotionskin

look at 27offsuit's avatar for 3+ seconds whenever he posts in a thread. and mimic the line, sometimes aloud sometimes not.

This is kind of involuntary, but we'll allow it.

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04-26-2011 , 07:53 AM

#308

KidsJH

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Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 418

This is super weird and I hope I'm not the only that has this;

I do weird social things, for example when shaking hands I like to hold peoples hand for longer than socially acceptable just to see their reaction and it's kinda fun.

But whenever people are having a serious/semi-serious conversation, I can't stop thinking about what would happen if I would punch one of the people in the conversation. Like a haymaker type punch . It would just be such a random thing to happen that they probably wouldn't know what to do. I've never actually had the guts to do it though =(

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04-26-2011 , 08:20 AM

#309

SnotBoogy

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Originally Posted by 27offsuit

This is kind of involuntary, but we'll allow it.

am i gonna get run over by you guys for asking what the line is? I had no idea who the girl was prior to seeing 27o's avatar, then i googled her (multiple meanings there), but I've still never heard her or seen her act.

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04-26-2011 , 08:21 AM

#310

Duerig

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Look in a mirror that I pass

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04-26-2011 , 08:22 AM

#311

27offsuit

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check my location.

link to funny

Last edited by 27offsuit; 04-26-2011 at 08:30 AM.

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04-26-2011 , 08:26 AM

#312

CoronaAndLime

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Originally Posted by KidsJH

ever think about talking to someone man?

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04-26-2011 , 08:28 AM

#313

SnotBoogy

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Originally Posted by 27offsuit

check my location.

link to funny

wow, this girl is the president of the "i know i'm hot and am gonna flaunt it" club

thanks for the link

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04-26-2011 , 08:34 AM

#314

E1GHTY_PR00F

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Originally Posted by KidsJH

On the same sort of theme: Whenever I'm watching a real intense/dramatic movie and it's a very emotional scene with characters exchanging slow dialogue as their voices grow louder. I always imagine that...

During the next brief silence one of them just lets out a huge fart.

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04-26-2011 , 08:50 AM

#315

Rainbow Dash

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Originally Posted by KidsJH

I was jogging the other day and was in an area with a playground on one side of the trail and a creek on the other. There was a kid on the playground and it occurred to me that his parents were sitting far enough away that I could run over and pick him up and throw him in the creek before his parents could stop me.

Thoughts like this pop into my head occasionally. It's a little unsettling. I'm worried that one day one of these insane ideas is going to bypass the part of my brain that's like "Yeah don't do that" and go straight to whatever part actually carries out physical actions and I'll run over someone with my car or push someone off a bridge.

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04-26-2011 , 08:56 AM

#316

SnotBoogy

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like yelling bomb on an airplane? or threatening the president? or grabbing a cops gun? or telling the bank teller you have a gun? or yelling fire in a crowded theater? or driving the wrong way on the freeway? or running on the field at a pro ball game?

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04-26-2011 , 08:57 AM

#317

E1GHTY_PR00F

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Originally Posted by SnotBoogy

This kid, whose mama went to the trouble to christen him Omar Isaiah Betts… You know, he forgets his jacket, so his nose starts running and some *******, instead of giving him a Kleenex, he calls him “Snot.” So he’s Snot forever. Doesn’t seem fair.

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04-26-2011 , 08:58 AM

#318

JoshK

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That reminds me the other day while getting a teeth cleaning all the sudden the idea popped in my head at how hilarious and awkward it would be if you just started molesting the hygienist fingers with your tongue.

Couldn't get the thought out of my head and she had to stop b/c I couldn't contain my laughter.

I didn't say why I was laughing ldo.

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04-26-2011 , 09:02 AM

#319

E1GHTY_PR00F

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Originally Posted by JoshK

Used to get in trouble in school all the time for doing this. I would just start ADHD'ing hard and think about the stupidest sh*t like "What if a guy dressed like Ben Franklin came in here right now and just gave my teacher a Stone Cold Stunner right through the desk?" Then I would laugh through my nose for the next 5 minutes and couldn't stop for the life of me so I got sent to the VP office.

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04-26-2011 , 09:03 AM

#320

SnotBoogy

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Originally Posted by E1GHTY_PR00F

Gots to. It's America, man.

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04-26-2011 , 09:29 AM

#321

Madkennedy

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Originally Posted by M2d

"1-8-7-7 Cars for kids, K-A-R-S cars for kids..."

Do you get the sassy dog public service ads for pet addoption ones on 93.9 near myrtle beach?

I hate them and there are many versions.

My girl friend and I (mostly her) save all change in a jar, she has to have all coins that we get when buying things and I found I can't not do this

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04-26-2011 , 09:31 AM

#322

Rainbow Dash

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Originally Posted by GoodGame

I do this too, both the walking on the phone and the hand down the pants. I always wind up walking past an open window while I'm playing with my balls and then having to check to make sure the neighbors aren't outside.

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04-26-2011 , 10:14 AM

#323

YB2009

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 7,413

poop in friends places, where their parents also live. i can poop in restaurants. poop in filthy greasy gas stations. can poop in the woods. i once pooped in a bag and set it on fire...

Last edited by YB2009; 04-26-2011 at 10:16 AM. Reason: wait, im doing this wrong :/ o well, now u know my pooping stories.

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04-26-2011 , 10:35 AM

#324

Dann10

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Originally Posted by Onetwobit

When driving I can't not chomp down my teeth in between divisor lines or guardrail posts.

I know throughout this thread everyone has been saying 'waow i thought i was the only one' - but i actually did. I feel slightly more normal now than i did 5 minutes ago.