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05-19-2010 , 08:58 PM

#51

Poker Reference

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When someone says they're planning, or have planned, or might plan something, I respond with "They have a plan?!" Clearly it's hilarious but I would understand if it found a home in the Jokes That Bombed thread.

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05-19-2010 , 09:12 PM

#52

findingneema

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Serious answer:

Whenever someone uses the number 37 in a conversation, I have to follow it with, "In a row?"

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05-19-2010 , 09:19 PM

#53

prohornblower

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I used to have a friend who had to lay all his clothes out that he planned on wearing the next day on his bedroom floor the night before. Shoes, jeans, t-shirt, shirt on top of that, etc.

He would lay this out on the floor in the shape of a body. I thought that was absolutely crazy but I've heard other people do this.

I can't understand having an exorbitant fear of waking up and not being able to find clothes to wear.

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05-19-2010 , 09:57 PM

#54

SnotBoogy

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Every time artest lines up a three I have to say something and its never positive

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05-19-2010 , 11:11 PM

#55

kitnaTHEgreat

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Every time I see someone hit a golf ball I have to scream 'GET IN THE HOLE' as loud as possible.

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05-19-2010 , 11:23 PM

#56

SnotBoogy

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When I shoot a wadded paper into the trashcan I gotta say KOBE

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05-19-2010 , 11:50 PM

#57

findingneema

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Originally Posted by SnotBoogy

When I shoot a used condom into the trashcan I gotta say KOBE

FYP

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05-20-2010 , 12:14 AM

#58

westhoff

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Originally Posted by SnotBoogy

whenever im in a car and go through a roundabout, i have to say, "look kids, big ben, parliament"

whenever i get to a roundabout i always have to go around it an extra time, sometimes 2 or 3 times

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Originally Posted by Alobar

Whenever someone uses a double negative, I cant not point it out

Whenever I hear a shane company commercial, I HAVE to change the station.

If I have a fingernail long enough to bit off, I have to do it the second I see it.

I cant not pronounce Socrates as "soh crates"

Whenever I see kobe bryant I cant not make a comment about how hes a rapist and how I hate the ****ing lakers.

amen

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05-20-2010 , 12:14 AM

#59

noidea555

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Originally Posted by SnotBoogy

When I shoot a wadded paper into the trashcan I gotta say KOBE

I used to do this, then it became funnier to say SHAQUILLE instead while intentionally throwing the paper 5 feet wide

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05-20-2010 , 12:29 AM

#60

lippy

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Whenever I answer/make a phone call in my car, I turn the radio completely down, even if it isn't on.

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05-20-2010 , 12:43 AM

#61

bill clay

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Whenever I see a midget, I have to have to look at him or her for a few seconds.

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05-20-2010 , 12:46 AM

#62

SnotBoogy

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whenever i see two motorcycle cops in tandem, i have to say CHiPS! or at least i think it if i'm alone

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05-20-2010 , 12:48 AM

#63

Dudd

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Bubble wrap cannot be thrown away unpopped

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05-20-2010 , 12:58 AM

#64

LebreMan

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I can't park the car without turning down the radio

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05-20-2010 , 01:13 AM

#65

Fat-not-Thin Man

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I can't not say 'idapimp' after hearing the word Idaho. I actually almost got canned for leading my boss into it once in a meeting with his boss.

Akward.

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05-20-2010 , 01:17 AM

#66

Five-Star

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Not pick up a remote or something with buttons and figure out if that amount is divisible by 5.

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05-20-2010 , 01:17 AM

#67

SnotBoogy

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take a dump without looking at it after

fart in the car with my wife without hitting the window lock

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05-20-2010 , 01:55 AM

#68

Jim14Qc

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Originally Posted by P Chippa

I've wondered for a long time if everyone does this one, and not even realized it.

If I get a drink in the kitchen to bring into another room, I can't not take a sip before I get there.

I definitely do this. Always.

I also can't go to a bar and not at least have one drink. Same goes for watching a hockey game. I suspect neither of these is rare.

Last edited by Jim14Qc; 05-20-2010 at 02:06 AM.

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05-20-2010 , 02:10 AM

#69

ShipDaSherb

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I have to wiggle the shifter of a manual transmission car every time I put it in neutral.

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05-20-2010 , 02:39 AM

#70

JaredL

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I can't not put the key back in to adjust the windshield wipers if they are even a tiny bit above the off position.

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05-20-2010 , 02:54 AM

#71

AKSpartan

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Originally Posted by JaredL

I can't not put the key back in to adjust the windshield wipers if they are even a tiny bit above the off position.

I just try to time it right and vow to do better next time if I fail.

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05-20-2010 , 02:58 AM

#72

Lazy Meatball

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drive slowly after the middle school let's out

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05-20-2010 , 03:40 AM

#73

gobbo

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Originally Posted by findingneema

Serious answer:

Whenever someone uses the number 37 in a conversation, I have to follow it with, "In a row?"

Same goes for me and 56.

"56? 56!? MAN, NOW THAT'S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT. I'ma kill you, you 56'in--"

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05-20-2010 , 05:19 AM

#74

cardsharkk04

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Masturbate the pain away after a really sick losing poker session

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05-20-2010 , 08:52 AM

#75

buffett

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I'm sure I have my own that I just can't think of right now, but Wife has one that I'm in the process of learning to not let tilt me.

Any time I say "...who knows?" at the end of a sentence, she can't not say, "The Shadow."

She gets it from her dad. I'd so much rather have to deal with the Caddyshack/Dalai Lama thing.