Facebook like makes some weird connections that shock you for a second until you realize the two people aren't really connected: "**** and ***** like IKEA USA."

One is my cousin's girlfriend and is the sweetest most wholesome girl you can imagine. The other is a lap artist I know from Irie's parties. For just a second there you're like "What? wait how do they know each other? ... oh".

Co-worker who's been on and off with bf for 2.5 years:

(note they've broken up/got back together AT LEAST 10-15 times)

She's obv getting a bunch of "you go girls" and likes, I just simply replied with a "lol"

31 year-old girl that I used to be pretty close with but now I realize is too attention-whoring and generally obnoxious:

"has reached her emotional limit. someone's gonna have to deal with this later. sorry."

"thank god for airport bars"

"To further my traveling woes, my flight from Houston took off, was in the air for about 2 mins and has now turned around and landed at the airport again. This does not inspire confidence. Fortunately, I have a 5hr layover in Denver."

"totally wants to wake up to the sound of the ocean every day."

"how to know you've been gone too long- you get lost getting out of the parking garage..."

"At the end of your life. All the things you thought were periods, they turn out to be commas."

"well, that just tops this week off...I am sat at the airport with my travel pillow on my lap (which is a similar color to the dress I'm wearing) and the man across from me asks if I'm pregnant. Great."

"anyone have suggestions for cool things to do in Salt Lake City next weekend?"

"just wants to be home "

"delayed out of MB to Charlotte. why can't I catch a break?!?!"

"left the Charlotte airport at 530am in a car and is now returning via plane, hopefully to not sleep there again..."

"has to connect through Charlotte to get to Chicago today. NOT happy."

"someone better have a drink waiting for me when I finally effing land in Myrtle Beach."

"is so over airplanes."

"It was fun to spend 14 hours in Ft Lauderdale..."

"wants off this plane and to climb into a nice warm bath and then a nice cozy bed!"

Is 'girl' retired by 31? Legit question, this day and age certainly pushes it.

Wtf does she do?

Cardo you still want to talk about sliders? We can take it to the OOT life thread.

What I mean by this, is can you no longer call a 31 year old female a 'girl.'

Suzz,

I think I've made my sliders position plain. That guy was just a buzzkill anyway.

she annoys the **** out of me

Maybe oughta take the Internet a little less seriously, eh 126?

will consider but this is a real person we're talking aboot

HOOK...ME...UP!!

Lol yeah sounds like an easy lay - and that could make her more tolerable for you

I make it a habit to reply to all stupid people bad mouthing planes with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LkusicUL2s

She is very easy--if she has only one STD I'd be surprised.

She's sooo over planes. Those things that are absolutely incredible and get you from a place you don't want to be to a place you do want to be within hours. ****ing stupid b****.

I am sooooo over cel phones.

Any ideas on how to handle the religion freak constantly posting about Jesus? I saw suzzer99's posts earlier in this thread about someone that does the same thing but nobody really responded.

I want to troll this religion freak sooooo badly but I have no idea what to say.

"Oh right, the God dude. Hey, I got a question for you. Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?"

I'd ask about Jesus' marriage to Mary Magdeline - which you know is factual because you saw it in The Da Vinci Code.

you knew this was coming when you asked the question, but here goes anyway: de-friend or block from feed, then never think about it again.

Yeah if you actually need to solicit ideas for Jesustrolling then you're better off just blocking him.

And this makes you better how? Foisting your religious views (or lack thereof) on other people is annoying.

That's exactly why I want to troll him.

Stop the self-righteous crap; it makes you look extremely hypocritical, considering the thread you're posting in.

It's like you trolling him for loving Jesus is just as bad as him bugging you about Jesus. Just be the better man and let him enjoy his Jesus and block him. If you were creative enough to figure out how to expertly troll him then you should go for it but asking people on the internet for tips about how to get back at this friend of yours for (gasp!) liking Jesus is lame as hell. We're just pointing that out to you.

Yes this is a thread where we get to discuss this stuff with no real harm to the perps (since most are IRL friends of ours or friends of friends). Not a thread where we collectively figure out how to exact revenge against them.

or you could just ask if jesus is god's son then why do we pray to jesus?


you need to say we though, not you.