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07-28-2011 , 02:28 PM

#2101

metaname2

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Originally Posted by MelchyBeau

friends wife.
and it goes on and on and on. I assume she'd send me chain letters all the time if she had my email address.

I don't know what you are complaining about, if anyone I knew was so hilariously stupid, I would log on to Facebook FAR more often then I do.

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07-28-2011 , 02:31 PM

#2102

Khaos4k

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Originally Posted by MelchyBeau

friends wife.

Spank her so she respects you.

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07-28-2011 , 02:31 PM

#2103

toddw8

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Those are pretty awesome.

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07-28-2011 , 02:46 PM

#2104

tschubauer

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Originally Posted by MelchyBeau

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United States Treasury! Key words: UNITED STATES! If the US owns the Treasury, why not just produce of extra money and pay off the US debt and then make a lil more and give it to all us 'lil people?' Spread the wealth! We wonder why the economy is the way it is? Look who's running it? A bunch of adulterizing, pedifiling, thieving politicians. They've got more on their minds than us 'lil people' IMO.

you cannot possibly be serious. holy jesus. how the **** do people this dumb survive their daily lives

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07-28-2011 , 02:50 PM

#2105

tschubauer

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oh, and some idiot 35-year old guy from back home that I barely know:

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NEBRASKAN-I was raised in Nebraska, where flip flops come out in May, we don't have fireflies, we have 'lightning bugs', we don't have cray fish in creeks, we have 'craw dads' in the "crick", "taters" are mandatory, chicken is fried, biscuits come with gravy, ice tea is the house wine, and you would never ever disrespect your elders. And friendliness is in our DNA. Post if u were raised in NE+

ffs, this **** could describe any state south of ohio

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BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get Over It. Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-waaa. This is Dr. Sniffle reporting LIVE from Quitchur-Bitch'n'. If you like this, repost it. If you don't..suck it up cupcake, Life doesn't revolve around YOU

sigh

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07-28-2011 , 02:55 PM

#2106

It's Brandt

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Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,625

I'd bet that Nebraska guy says this somewhat regularly: "If you don't like the weather...just wait 5 minutes!"

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07-28-2011 , 02:59 PM

#2107

MelchyBeau

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I forgot to mention the posts are intermingled with updates about her daughters pregnancy and photos of the belly.

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07-28-2011 , 03:11 PM

#2108

Cosines11

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jfc Melchy! You have hit the jackpot!

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07-28-2011 , 03:28 PM

#2109

Hey_Porter

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That's some President Bartlet-level economics right there.

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07-28-2011 , 03:37 PM

#2110

MelchyBeau

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Originally Posted by Hey_Porter

That's some President Bartlet-level economics right there.

She is very much a republican. Though I'm not sure if she is being sarcastic or not.

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07-28-2011 , 04:16 PM

#2111

prohornblower

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That's a pretty dumb thing to be sarcastic about. The risk:reward is off the charts.

People either "get it" and think "okay, that was dumb..." or don't get it and think "HOLY ****ING JESUS THAT IS SO ****ING DUMB HOW DOES SHE BREATHE?"

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07-28-2011 , 06:22 PM

#2112

ftn_chris

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oh man...im so glad that list started with the one about her being spanked and turning out fine. her stupidity is bordering on dangerous.

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07-28-2011 , 08:27 PM

#2113

nullspace

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MelchyBeau

friends wife.

and it goes on and on and on. I assume she'd send me chain letters all the time if she had my email address.

I hope your friend gets real physical with her. He seriously cannot turn down all the spanking potential in that woman.

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07-28-2011 , 09:07 PM

#2114

dkgojackets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MelchyBeau

friends wife.

and it goes on and on and on. I assume she'd send me chain letters all the time if she had my email address.

2nd and 4th good points imo

3rd dumbest post oat

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07-28-2011 , 09:48 PM

#2115

CalledDownLight

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If they printed more money and mailed it out everyone would indeed have more money.

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07-28-2011 , 10:14 PM

#2116

Sir S A Lot

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Thread has delivered the last ~50 posts

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07-28-2011 , 10:26 PM

#2117

suzzer99

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See the breastfeeding derail acted like a prop in poker - it kept the thread going until more good content finally showed up.

You're welcome.

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07-28-2011 , 10:36 PM

#2118

pongo

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Originally Posted by suzzer99

See the breastfeeding derail acted like a prop in poker - it kept the thread going until more good content finally showed up.

You're welcome.

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07-28-2011 , 10:53 PM

#2119

Lagtastic

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Um

Random guy I used to know

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So, the 400 pound woman leaving the doctor's office had the nurses asking people where the nearest KFC is. I guess she needed her daily gravy.

Random guy I don't know

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I can only come to one conclusion from my masterful ability to deduce things. She already new where the watermelon stand was!

First guys wife

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So Gary- what made you deduce she was black??

Facebook just get real

lol

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07-28-2011 , 11:21 PM

#2120

prohornblower

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I like the cut of Random-Guy-I-Used-To-Know's jib. How does that fit this thread?

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07-28-2011 , 11:36 PM

#2121

fivetypes

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Originally Posted by MelchyBeau

friends wife.

and it goes on and on and on. I assume she'd send me chain letters all the time if she had my email address.

I can only imagine the ******s in her group of online friends that whip up a frenzy in the comments!

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07-29-2011 , 02:38 AM

#2122

ImsaKidd

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I'm so glad Melchy's post is the top of the page, best post ITT in a long time.

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07-29-2011 , 03:12 AM

#2123

Rapini

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Originally Posted by Hey_Porter

That's some President Bartlet-level economics right there.

President Camacho would agree, I think.

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07-29-2011 , 03:36 AM

#2124

thrasher789

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Originally Posted by prohornblower

Her dad should spank the **** out of her for that third post.

I was thinking the same thing...

I never thought I'd say this but maybe we should put intelligence tests before being able to create a facebook account.

edit: I guess she's being sarcastic (?) but still...