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11-29-2011 , 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Snoop Todd
try enjoying christmas this year! also, chocolate.
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Bah humbug! :/
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11-29-2011 , 09:20 AM
lol saw this on reddit today

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11-29-2011 , 10:45 AM
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11-29-2011 , 12:39 PM
What the **** is the Q that snuck into LBGT? Lesbian Bi Gay Transgender Queer?

Google says yes?

How the **** are queer and gay different at all?
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11-29-2011 , 12:47 PM
Because we're GAY and we're here to STAY doesn't have as nice a ring to it.
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11-29-2011 , 12:48 PM
Wait until you discover that in some circles, an 'i' has been appended.
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11-29-2011 , 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden
Soooo I live in Virginia and there were a ton of posts about Saturday's UVA/Tech game. One doucher that graduated high school with me and went to UVA posted this and I'm looking for a snarky reply (I didn't go to either of those schools):

"Apparently every year I should stop worrying that my identity hinges on football, and remember that I sacrifice on the field for the leg up got in life... hash tag safety school"

Suggestions welcome.
anyone? suggestions? thanks.
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11-29-2011 , 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Karak
lol saw this on reddit today

I assume that's fake.

But I do wish I could turn off the thing that tells people what articles people read on Yahoo news. Like, people read a LOT OF ARTICLES.
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11-29-2011 , 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden
anyone? suggestions? thanks.
Are you serious?
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11-29-2011 , 01:25 PM
My suggestion is that you stop posting utterly mundane facebook updates to this thread.
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11-29-2011 , 01:35 PM
dids,

when i was in school, the Q stood for "Questioning". hth.
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11-29-2011 , 02:42 PM
Definitely questioning. A roommate of mine worked at a center for gay youth and they added an extra "T" (LGBTTQ). Apparently the extra "T" is for two-spirit, i.e., gay indians.
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11-29-2011 , 02:56 PM
"If I have to explain, you're not worth it."
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11-29-2011 , 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden
anyone? suggestions? thanks.
Oh yah? Well the jerkstore called and they're running out of you!
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11-29-2011 , 03:06 PM
There's something so delightfully cliche lefty about the attempts to make whatever you call that thing so damn inclusive. WE WANT TO RESPECT ALL FORMS OF THE SNOWFLAKE, YOU THINK YOU'RE A FROG- GUESS WE GOTTA MAKE IT LGBTTQF. Like we get your point, and it's a good one, but at some point it's devolving into too easily mockable parody.

Also, if your end goal is that everybody be treated equally- I'm not really sure how much sense it makes to create all these very specific ways to define people's varying degrees of homosexuality. Isn't the goal that I don't really care who you **** or why you **** them?
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11-29-2011 , 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Dids
There's something so delightfully cliche lefty about the attempts to make whatever you call that thing so damn inclusive. WE WANT TO RESPECT ALL FORMS OF THE SNOWFLAKE, YOU THINK YOU'RE A FROG- GUESS WE GOTTA MAKE IT LGBTTQF. Like we get your point, and it's a good one, but at some point it's devolving into too easily mockable parody.

Also, if your end goal is that everybody be treated equally- I'm not really sure how much sense it makes to create all these very specific ways to define people's varying degrees of homosexuality. Isn't the goal that I don't really care who you **** or why you **** them?
I take it you've not heard of QUILTBAG then
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11-29-2011 , 03:16 PM
Should post that you support the LOLWTFBBQ community.
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11-29-2011 , 03:37 PM
lgbtq and nambla should merge
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11-29-2011 , 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by saltine
I take it you've not heard of QUILTBAG then
I am now a homophone.
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11-29-2011 , 08:14 PM


insta high five the monitor snap defriend
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11-29-2011 , 08:32 PM
I have no problem with that one at all.

Edit: well, I wouldn't if it was just someone's status. Having a chain picture for that is pretty dumb, but it isn't nearly as terribad as most of the other stuff in this thread.
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11-29-2011 , 08:51 PM
these were all separate statuses (first line is primary status, the rest are comments on it) posted in extraordinarily quick succession by the same person with no one replying in between:

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just got home from the boyfriends and my dad is learning the chords for his guitar to sweet home alabama sweet that is what I'll watch tonight

boyfriend had a headache and wanted to sleep

how come yall won't let me sleep....

wish my boyfriend would get me a cough cough thing for christmas

I don't think its going to happen
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11-29-2011 , 08:53 PM
also some truly AIDS contributions ITT/completely standard and non-idiotic, annoying or narcissistic facebook messages
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11-29-2011 , 08:59 PM
this chick is on a roll. same from last post obv.

she posts a picture of what is likely an extremely expensive diamond engagement ring and fires of all of these comments on it in rapid succession (again with no one else replying and each line is a separate comment). she is like 28.

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mmm pretty jewelry to give to myself for christmas

plus double it with another pretty ring yummy

since the boyfriend has already told me its going to be and I quote "a long time" from now

I would like to be married before I turn 40 gray haired and old

maybe this is a just a hint that my dad is ready to meet him
also im like 98% sure she's serious and this isnt a level

edit - new status

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Moon River Red glass of wine,Sweet Home Alabama....nothing could be better except maybe being with the boyfriend watching it and having a certain thing for my bday/christmas lol
really want to comment:

"HOLY ****ING **** WHAT IS IT?"

Last edited by Karak; 11-29-2011 at 09:07 PM.
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11-29-2011 , 09:41 PM
Woman I went to high school with:

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Monday's BITE!!! Need I say more? At least I have supper tonight to look forward to with an old High School friend. But if this eczema doesn't go away soon, I'm finding a new body to invade.
Mmmm....eczema.
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