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11-27-2014 , 02:50 AM
Never mind the message, it was written so poorly.
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11-27-2014 , 02:54 AM
What makes that really bad is only #1,2,3 are remotely reasonable requests. Like, nobody is "in need" of chap stick or cough drops. Also, with how things are there, seems impossibly stupid to ask for drinks/medicines that are probably not hard to tamper with...
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11-27-2014 , 03:00 AM
http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j...17157942607749

This is so bad, plus- Einstein IMO
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11-27-2014 , 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted by mutigers5591
not sure if old or not but this viral share is getting a ton of play on my news feed

looool missouri



My Name is William G. Lillas....
I wanted to clear up a few black and white questions and answers. The things I state are facts. They are not downloaded from some media website, not propaganda, just observations from a 83 year old black man, born in America:
"I was told by my parents (yes, a married man and woman with my last name), that I was n*****. We lived in “N***** Town” in a small Texas town, no A/C, grass growing through the floor, no car, no TV. We washed our bodies with lye soap that my mother made, by hand. I thought I was a n*****, until I graduated high school, went to college, did an enlistment in the Army, and got a job. I am now retired, own my own home, have 6 children by ONE WOMAN, and we all have the same last name. I have a Bachelor’s Degree in Liberal Arts, a Master’s Degree in Sociology. My retirement, VA disability from combat in the Korean War (I only have one leg), and part-time pay in a local college, is about $125,000 a year. From dirt poor n*****, to old, black, proud American.
Yes, I am black, and I can say “n*****”, because I understand the true meaning of the word.
Let’s clear up a few things about the Michael Brown incident.
-Fact: It is not called "shoplifting or stealing", it's called "robbery", which is a felony. Brown stole something and assaulted someone, that means ROBBERY. It’s on video, and it’s a fact. Not shoplifting, not theft, not “lifting” a few cigars, but ROBBERY!
-Michael Brown, like Trayvon, was portrayed by the media as a “little black boy”, cute little headphones, and his cap and gown photo, gunned down by a ruthless police assassin, executed by “whitey”. First, I have never seen a cop drag a person into their car’s driver door to arrest them. So, let us be clear, Michael Brown was a n*****; a sorry assed, criminal, hoodlum, n*****. Nobody wants to say that, but I will. He had a criminal record a mile long, was known for numerous assaults, robberies, including the one you saw with your own eyes, and still refuse to call it a robbery. He was, like so many others, living a life that he thought he was “entitled” to, just for being alive. Gangsta rap, weed, drinking, guns, and those stupid-assed low profile rims, makes him some kind of bad-ass n*****.
-I have fought communist Chinese and North Korean soldiers in the 1950’s with more honor than that n*****. Yep, I peeled potatoes and shot communists. That’s the only job a n***** soldier could get.
Rodney King? Black Riots!
Trayvon? Black Riots!
-Hurricane Katrina? Black Riots! Stealing TV’s, designer clothes, etc.
-O.J. Simpson kills white man and white woman, found NOT GUILTY? Did white folks riot? Nope!
-In fact, when is the last time white people rioted? Civil War, maybe? That’s because they are, relatively, civilized people, much like many black Americans. Protesting is one thing, hell, I’m all for it. Even if you are an ignorant idiot, you have a right to protest.
-Stop only showing the young black "cap and gown" photos of Michael. Charles Manson may have a few of those laying around, as well. Show the n***** "gangsta" photos of the "poor unarmed teenager" (grown man) pics that have been removed from his Facebook page, holding the loaded pistol, smoking weed, with a mouthful of money.
-Militarization? The stupid-assed media that publicizes this has no idea what “militarization” really is. Cops wear helmets and vests, and drive armored vehicle because unemployed n*****s thrown bricks at them, moron! You put on an "Adam 12" uniform and walk down the streets of Ferguson during the criminal riots. I can guarantee that you'll jump into the first armored "military tank" that you see.
-You only "want the police" when you "need the police", otherwise, you mock and fear what you do not understand about the police. And by the way, the police are trained to take your ****, but I wouldn’t **** around with those Army National Guard, they aren’t as well disciplined “culturally” to take your **** like police do every day. They will ventilate your black asses with M-16s, with military precision and extreme prejudice.
-And finally, the way we protest and demand justice, is run down the streets breaking ****, looting stores, and acting like a bunch of untrained monkeys? Hell, after Rodney King, criminal n*****s were actually killing people, thinking they were entitled to be worse criminals than they already were. For those black criminals that do that, you are a disgrace to your race, inflamed by idiots like Al Sharpton, instead of listening to logic from proud black Americans, like Bill Cosby, Samuel Jackson, Colin Powell, Allen West, me, etc.
-You blame white people for your ignorance, criminal acts, unemployed laziness, etc.
-You blame white people for 89% of the prisons in America being full of blacks. They did nothing wrong, the racists white cops framed them all, right? No chance at school, no chance for college, military, employment?
BULL ****!
-More n*****s kill n*****s, than n*****s killing whites, whites killing n*****s, and whites killing whites….COMBINED. I find this astounding.
-It's not white peoples' faults, the Emancipation Proclamation was signed by a white man years ago. You can go to school, get a job, buy a house, and vote, JUST LIKE WHITE FOLKS!!!! You are not a slave, you are not discriminated against! Slavery is abolished, and nobody alive today, was alive when it was popular. Get over it! You are discriminated against because you are a criminal, sorry-assed n*****. Otherwise, black Americans are treated like everyone else.
-If you choose to create "baby daddy and baby mama", and fake disabilities as an excuse for laziness to draw social security disability…… instead of husband, wife, family, job, mortgage, it's YOUR FAULT, not white folks. And there are a lot of proud black Americans that will tell you the same, as I AM ONE OF THEM!!!
-Remember, the way you act on the camera, is remembered by everyone who sees it. They will never forget it. It shows them how you, as the black race, respond to situations that don’t particularly go the way you think they should. It will become a reference standard, something they expect from you when the next media report doesn’t go your way. Stop being stupid n*****s, and be a proud black American. My parents raised me well, but they were wrong about one thing, I am not a n*****.
I will not be around long. While my mind is still sharp, and my aim is still good, my body is eating away with cancer. It started in the prostate, and is spreading rapidly. After I die, I have asked my children to publish my writings, and include my name. Although I am not expecting any miracles, I can only hope that Americans will stop blaming color, start blaming criminals, and see people for what the y really are. We have too many countries that want us dead. We should not be fighting each other.
"William G. Lillas"



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i mean that last paragraph is just amazing trolling
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11-27-2014 , 11:41 AM
Not even gonna bother posting the racist vile, but wow at some of the bigotry on Facebook. I always knew it was bad, but i was not expecting to see posts that consist of people calling African Americans animals and threatening them collectively with violence, with each of these posts getting hundreds of upticks.

One thing i really like about facebook is that these bigots speak their minds freely, with their names attached, for all to see and know. It is quite unlike forums such as stormfront where they hide behind pseudos. Kudos to Mark.

Last edited by Compellingly Smart; 11-27-2014 at 11:55 AM.
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11-27-2014 , 12:09 PM
Yeah I'm not politarding this thread by posting all the **** about Ferguson that's been on my facebook, but suffice it to say there was one comment thread at 600+ and another at 300+/
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11-27-2014 , 02:39 PM
It really is sad.
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11-27-2014 , 07:41 PM
Growing up in central Illinois has ensured that my news feed is never not racist after events like this.

Ps- HAPPY THANKSGIVING HITLERS!
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11-28-2014 , 04:28 AM
Once again we're getting swarmed with pseudo legal BS statuses now that facebook is updating its terms:


Spoiler:
Due to the fact that Facebook has chosen to involve software that will allow the theft of my personal information, I do declare the following: on this day, November 27,2014, in response to the new Facebook guidelines and under articles L.111, 112 and 113 of the code of intellectual property, I declare that my rights are attached to all my personal data, drawings, paintings, photos, texts etc... published on my profile. For commercial use of the foregoing my written consent is required at all times.
Those reading this text can copy it and paste it on their Facebook wall. This will allow them to place themselves under the protection of copyright. By this release, I tell Facebook that it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, broadcast, or to take any other action against me on the basis of this profile and/or its contents. The actions mentioned above apply equally to employees, students, agents and/or other staff under the direction of Facebook.
The contents of my profile include private information. The violation of my privacy is punished by the law (UCC 1 1-308 - 308 1 -103 and the Rome Statute). Facebook is now an open capital entity. All members are invited to post a notice of this kind, or if you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you have not published this statement at least once, you will tacitly allow the use of elements such as your photos as well as the information contained in your profile update.

HYACHAHCHACHAHCHAHCHAHCHAHC
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11-28-2014 , 04:52 AM
I DO DECLARE.

****ING LOL
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11-28-2014 , 06:20 AM
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11-28-2014 , 08:28 AM
Dating sites in Australia are infested with this message or variants thereof:

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Sydney University and all other institutions using this site or its associated sites for projects - You do not have permission from me to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications.
Back when I was dating I'd instantly write off as a ****** anyone who reposted this. I have no idea what Sydney University originally did (if anything) but this message has been floating around for like 10 years. lol anyone who posts this on 4 counts:

- Nobody has a clue what this is about. They just see it on someone else's profile and are like "zomg better post that"
- I seriously doubt it carries any legal weight whatsoever.
- lol at worrying about your privacy when posting pics and information about yourself on the interwebz. That **** is gone, sorry.
- "Subject to legal ramifications" is so absurdly pompous. I'm sure you've retained an expensive attorney and they're working on your potential suit as we speak.
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11-28-2014 , 09:46 AM


Yes, the idea that facebook status overrides facebook's terms and conditions that you agreed to is particularly dumb.
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11-28-2014 , 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by ChrisV
Dating sites in Australia are infested with this message or variants thereof:



Back when I was dating I'd instantly write off as a ****** anyone who reposted this. I have no idea what Sydney University originally did (if anything) but this message has been floating around for like 10 years. lol anyone who posts this on 4 counts:

- Nobody has a clue what this is about. They just see it on someone else's profile and are like "zomg better post that"
- I seriously doubt it carries any legal weight whatsoever.
- lol at worrying about your privacy when posting pics and information about yourself on the interwebz. That **** is gone, sorry.
- "Subject to legal ramifications" is so absurdly pompous. I'm sure you've retained an expensive attorney and they're working on your potential suit as we speak.
No idea if it holds up in court but isn't copyright law pretty broad. Like if I write something like a song or book can't I mail it to myself via certified mail and leave it sealed with a date and have that hold up in court as a valid copyright
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11-28-2014 , 01:11 PM
Pro OR Con Black Friday status updates on Facebook are the strongest indicator of average family income that economists have ever found.
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11-28-2014 , 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by LostOstrich
Ha

Though this would be the one where he walks in and declares bankruptcy. I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY
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11-29-2014 , 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by mutigers5591
not sure if old or not but this viral share is getting a ton of play on my news feed

looool missouri

(Racist FB post)

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i mean that last paragraph is just amazing trolling
0% chance the author of that OP was black. Well maybe 0.00000001%. He did mention Allen West. So maybe Allen West.
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11-30-2014 , 01:04 AM
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Originally Posted by frankie boyle
"Looking for people to join my team in juice plus! I know what your all thinking everyone's selling this product everyone's taking it well no their not only 3000 orders went through last month within the uk there are 6million people on the uk! So far from everyone guys looking to become your own boss? Work part time ? Earn yourself thousands this is the business to join! Pm me for info x"

does she really think there are only 6m ppl in uk? im close to calling her out on this one.
"The demand is so low only 3000 people actually spent their money on this product last month... so we need to palm off the rest of our units to 'distributors' to make up for all our losses."

This annoys me more than it should. Please call her out
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11-30-2014 , 01:43 AM
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Originally Posted by problemeliminator


Yes, the idea that facebook status overrides facebook's terms and conditions that you agreed to is particularly dumb.
I'm dying
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11-30-2014 , 02:53 AM
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Originally Posted by ChippuhTss
"The demand is so low only 3000 people actually spent their money on this product last month... so we need to palm off the rest of our units to 'distributors' to make up for all our losses."

This annoys me more than it should. Please call her out
You'd think somebody so on top of life would be able to use punctuation. Or the correct "know/no" or "your/you're".
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12-01-2014 , 12:16 PM
I know it's been discussed but the gofundme's are just the worst.

There's a guy on my facebook feed using gofundme to tell this sob story about how he's active duty military and he needs $5000 to take his daughter to Disney World. Meanwhile he has a nice bike and posts tons of pictures of him out drinking in bars. He is an E-6 which doesn't mean he is rich but he sure as hell can take his daughter to Disney World. He says he never has time to see his daughter but I know he gets 30 days of leave a year which is more than most civilian employers.

As a member of the armed forces I get pretty embarrassed when I see stuff like this. My father's generation was spit on when they came home from Vietnam. We should be grateful for the general good will we get from the American people these days and I think people that take advantage of it are the worst kind of scumbag.

EDIT: OMFG he has literally posted it on his wall four times in the last 24 hours.

Last edited by Huskalator; 12-01-2014 at 12:22 PM.
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12-01-2014 , 12:19 PM
Active duty NCOs get paid rather well for 'unskilled laborers', especially considering stipends and benefits. LOL at not having a few thousand dollars to take your kid to Disney World.
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12-01-2014 , 12:21 PM


posted by a proud papa
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12-01-2014 , 12:27 PM
Do you really need $5k to take a kid to Disney World? But yea, asking for any amount of money for "normal" things is douchbaggery, no matter what profession you are in.
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12-01-2014 , 12:28 PM
That's a really unhealthy looking turd, probably a Bristol 2 tops.

JFC, at least the parents on my fb feed have the decency to only describe their kids' ****, piss and puke using words.
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