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07-22-2011 , 10:36 AM
I think Pongo's isnt as bad as this, regarding womanly things:

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07-22-2011 , 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by ImsaKidd
I think Pongo's isnt as bad as this, regarding womanly things:

w....t....f....
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07-22-2011 , 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by ImsaKidd
I think Pongo's isnt as bad as this, regarding womanly things:

Wow. Just wow.

I've never understood why this is a point of congratulations. What's next? "Little Billy had his first nocturnal emission! We're all so excited. Congratulations Billy!"
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07-22-2011 , 11:07 AM
Gonna start posting about any time I beat off or have sex with the wife. IT'S NATURAL! Get over it people!
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07-22-2011 , 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by prohornblower
Gonna start posting about any time I beat off or have sex with the wife.
you're an SE poster so isn't this completely standard?

btw i'm still feeling nauseous as a result of what i learned about little lexi (and big pongo) today.
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07-22-2011 , 11:18 AM
"Took a huge dump today - took 3 flushes to rid from my toilet."

"Played 18 today in 100 degree heat, got mad swamp-ass right now. Can barely walk."
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07-22-2011 , 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by tyler_cracker
btw i'm still feeling nauseous as a result of what i learned about little lexi (and big pongo) today.
The Lexi one is way worse though. Pongo made a choice for herself to share her overly personal/embarrassing moment. Lexi didn't have a choice.

I mean how do parents not get that there becomes a point (and it's probably before puberty) where they no longer have the right to share everything about their kid.
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07-22-2011 , 11:29 AM
Congratulations Lexi!
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07-22-2011 , 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by GMan42
Seems like another fun aspect of woman/motherhood that I'm so glad I don't have to experience. Even 6 years after giving birth to our youngest, my wife still can't enjoy a hearty laugh without getting nervous that she'll spring a leak.
She can do things to help the incontinence. Kegels, mainly.
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07-22-2011 , 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by CalledDownLight
this is so dumb that I would fire him. not for calling in sick when not sick, just for being an idiot.
seriously

It's like the tards that add their boss on facebook and the make their status something really ****ty about how much they hate their job/boss. Not only would I fire them for not being a good person for the job but I'd be really happy to fire them just because they are so stupid. Facebook is like free idiot screening.
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07-22-2011 , 11:59 AM
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Gotta go to town with *months old baby* wish it wasnt so hot. Plus no ac in my car
-a seriously common-sense-challenged girl. Actually decent odds she'll kill her baby today i think given the 100F temperatures.
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07-22-2011 , 12:02 PM
Oh my god. That reminds me of all the illegal immigrants I see here pushing toddlers around city streets in strollers when it's 100+
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07-22-2011 , 12:04 PM
3rd comment down is from Natalie's current husband's ex-wife, lulz.


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07-22-2011 , 12:21 PM
Epic Workout Guy keepin' us update on everthing we want to know. Copious use of exclamation marks.

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Originally Posted by Epic Workout Guy

I spoil my baby too much! We was fighting but today she made it up to me by putting a smile on my face when I got up this morning! Lol I love naudi ( my car)

Library tonight with the ntl crew????

Creep mode is on today! So many beautiful chicas out today!

Monster mass taste so good!

Nothing like a good and hard 30 minute workout to get some stress off your chest!

My car is starting to trip like most of these chicks I know! Let her keep it up and it will be on to the next one!

Oh I can not wait till my belove football starts! I have missed you so much! No woman will not get in between us I promise!!!

Mile jog with 40 pounds on my back, a quick curl session, and than off to meet up with my NTL peeps!

She Really thinking about going active duty, the only thing that making me not think it are my kids!
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07-22-2011 , 12:49 PM
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No woman will not get in between us I promise!!!
this is probably truer than he realizes.

also i need to start responding "how old do you think she is?" after violent non-sequitur comments.
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07-22-2011 , 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by ImsaKidd
I think Pongo's isnt as bad as this, regarding womanly things:

Whose the creepball that "likes" this?
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07-22-2011 , 03:05 PM
The guy who says "if she's old enough to bleed she old enough for me".
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07-22-2011 , 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Lagtastic
Whose the creepball that "likes" this?
most likely the mother herself. Creepiest, the uncle,brother or father.
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07-22-2011 , 05:21 PM
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Oh sweet cheeses, I thought this moment would never come...vacation starts NOW!
Hi I am religious, and can't say Jesus, because that will take the lord's name in vain, so I'll put in some stand in word that gets me to stay on my heavenly path on a technicality. Go me!
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07-22-2011 , 05:24 PM
Oh my gouda
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07-22-2011 , 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Lagtastic
Whose the creepball that "likes" this?
Lol poor ****ing kid
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07-22-2011 , 05:53 PM
I like oh sweet cheeses. I feel like for me and my levels of devotion to cheese and Jesus, it might be more appropriate.
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07-22-2011 , 05:57 PM
Posted 30 mins ago by a kid I went to undergrad with
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I make it a point to listen to Nobel Prize winning economists whenever possible:
Followed by a link to some Paul Krugman article on the NYTimes home page.
Yay, buddy, glad you think you are smart because you read the NYTimes online and know who Paul Krugman is. Was thisclose to spitefully responding, The Nobel Prize in Economics isn't real. Haven't talked to him in like 9 years though, so why start now.
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07-22-2011 , 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Charmer
contrarian
contrarians are the best....I have a family member who is one and it's at the point where I don't even let him know how much of one he is. It's too entertaining for me to see how often he uses it in debating stuff or finding things to suggest or improve upon.
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07-22-2011 , 07:17 PM
I'm about due for some manscaping. I think I'll post about it on Facebook.
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