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That time post is so dumb, if ANYTHING time exists and clocks don't. Time is infinite and aging is forever. Clocks just kinda measure it for us and are hardly needed, **** clocks right?

It's another of what I call "stoner logic" memes. It's an attempt to sound deep and provocative but really you just sound like a stoned idiot.

"What it is, is time is fake, man, and clocks just measure how long it takes for the earth to go from point A to...point A again because the earth travels in a circle.... Whoa!!!"

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09-20-2016 , 04:34 PM

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Dominic

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If clocks don't exist, what the hell wakes me up in the morning?

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09-20-2016 , 04:41 PM

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lonely_but_rich

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Like, how do you know you're even awake, man?

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09-20-2016 , 04:43 PM

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SGT RJ

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I would snap take that cabin in the woods.

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09-20-2016 , 04:44 PM

#38930

pvn

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How Can Time Be Real If Our Clocks Aren't Real?

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09-20-2016 , 05:18 PM

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EfromPegTown

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Originally Posted by skillgambler

I realize the whole thing is bad, but can we all just take a second to point out that $1.23 - 23% is not $1 to begin with.

The funniest part of that was when I educated my younger sister's idiot boyfriend in how tax brackets work.

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09-20-2016 , 05:19 PM

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bdiddy131313

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Originally Posted by pvn

How Can Time Be Real If Our Clocks Aren't Real?

It's not, didn't you read the meme?

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09-20-2016 , 06:40 PM

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Johnny Truant

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Originally Posted by EfromPegTown

How about the decision to use common items and measurements in order to simplify the explination, then completely abandoning their actually value to make it pointless?

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09-20-2016 , 07:52 PM

#38934

Natamus

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Originally Posted by rakemeplz

1 Response: The "Earth" does not know time or anything of the like. People, Humans...creatures of the Earth have invented the concept.

I find amusing the logic that if someone/being has no concept of something than it therefore doesn't exist.

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09-20-2016 , 08:14 PM

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bdiddy131313

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Where were these men before he created the earth??

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09-20-2016 , 09:16 PM

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MeLoveYouLongTime

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My cousin and his wife adopted my other cousins baby when she was sent to jail after testing positive for marajana after the birth.
My cousins wife just made this rant:

My response:

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09-20-2016 , 09:21 PM

#38937

MeLoveYouLongTime

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All of the responses are horrible. "How dare she share pics of your child" "she is doing it to be malicious" "make sure you completely block her"

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09-20-2016 , 09:24 PM

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bdiddy131313

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Testing positive for weed gets your kids taken away? What? and is this a standard post birth drug test in the land of the free?

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09-20-2016 , 09:25 PM

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rakemeplz

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Originally Posted by Natamus

I find amusing the logic that if someone/being has no concept of something than it therefore doesn't exist.

Its kind of like gravity, mother earth be like lawl humans, the silly **** you come up with..

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09-20-2016 , 09:26 PM

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Johnny Truant

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Wait. The headline is burried here. She tested positive for weed so she went to jail and lost her child permanently with no visitation? Please tell me there is more to this story.

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09-20-2016 , 09:29 PM

#38941

MeLoveYouLongTime

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Originally Posted by bdiddy131313

Testing positive for weed gets your kids taken away? What? and is this a standard post birth drug test in the land of the free?

They don't always tell you they are testing you and the baby for drugs, but it's a standard test after each birth. If you or the baby test positive for anything, the immediately take the baby.

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09-20-2016 , 09:43 PM

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JayTeeMe

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I don't think that's true everywhere. In my hospital we have a lot of babies and mothers that test positive for various drugs and they get a social worker but don't lose the kid afaik.

I can understand the defensiveness of the adopted mother. The biological mother is basically the greatest threat to your parent-child relationship.

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09-20-2016 , 09:50 PM

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MeLoveYouLongTime

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The biological mother can't have contact with the child. How is her sharing pictures on Facebook a threat? I mean everyone knows she is the biological mother.

I had a semi similar situation with my ex sister in law. She went and had pictures made of my daughter and put them on Facebook. I saved the pictures and shared them on my facebook because it's my child. She blocked me and had my ex-husband talk to me about not sharing her pictures. It's like she wants credit for the cute pics and felt threatened or something. I don't get it.

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09-20-2016 , 09:56 PM

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Fabian

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MLYLT,

Fwiw I thought that was a great contribution to the thread.

The cousin's wife's post was interesting to read, too.

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09-20-2016 , 10:03 PM

#38945

MeLoveYouLongTime

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Originally Posted by Johnny Truant

Wait. The headline is burried here. She tested positive for weed so she went to jail and lost her child permanently with no visitation? Please tell me there is more to this story.

That's what happened. My cousins wife had a still birth a couple of years before and was really really desperate for another baby. She spent over a year fighting to adopt the baby. I think it was wrong for her to take another woman's child who didn't agree to it.

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09-20-2016 , 10:04 PM

#38946

Saklad

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Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime

They don't always tell you they are testing you and the baby for drugs, but it's a standard test after each birth. If you or the baby test positive for anything, the immediately take the baby.

mBylt,

This is so wildly inaccurate. You're either lying or have been lied to.

I suspect the cousin in jail was already on probation or parole to begin with.

Lol at spending years in jail and permanently losing your child for that. Nope. Zero chance that's the full story.

You're once again misrepresenting a situation by omitting information. Try again.

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09-20-2016 , 10:06 PM

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MeLoveYouLongTime

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That's what was told to me by everyone involved. I know they drug tested me and my child and all of my sisters and there children after birth.

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09-20-2016 , 10:07 PM

#38948

Saklad

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Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime

That's what was told to me by everyone involved. I know they drug tested me and my child and all of my sisters and there children after birth.

It's simply not possible that's the full story.

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09-20-2016 , 10:08 PM

#38949

bdiddy131313

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Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime

They don't always tell you they are testing you and the baby for drugs, but it's a standard test after each birth. If you or the baby test positive for anything, the immediately take the baby.

holy **** i was mostly trolling, this is standard? when did they start implementing this?? how is this a real thing?