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"Bout to delete my page.........So tired of fake people........I will return stronger then ever........time to rid my life of liars......."

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09-22-2016 , 01:10 PM

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Csaba

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Probably slow pony.

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09-22-2016 , 01:25 PM

#38978

PocketChads

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This isn't the funny thread

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09-22-2016 , 02:31 PM

#38979

DucoGranger

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MLM chick, obvs. Fine print tho!

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09-22-2016 , 03:09 PM

#38980

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

What SN is this?

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What is this lol

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09-22-2016 , 04:44 PM

#38981

steve1238

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Originally Posted by DucoGranger

MLM chick, obvs. Fine print tho!

3,2,1

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09-22-2016 , 05:08 PM

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DudeImBetter

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She's like 4 shades darker by 3 lol

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09-22-2016 , 09:37 PM

#38983

hornykiss

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Originally Posted by DucoGranger

MLM chick, obvs. Fine print tho!

It looks like a before and after abortion pic one month into pregnancy

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09-23-2016 , 12:53 AM

#38984

JayTeeMe

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This is hilarious.

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09-23-2016 , 01:56 AM

#38985

hornykiss

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Originally Posted by JayTeeMe

This is hilarious.

+1!

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09-23-2016 , 05:40 AM

#38986

JayTeeMe

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A meme: "I wish I had friends that actually invited me to do stuff and remembered I exist"

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09-23-2016 , 12:51 PM

#38987

Gonzoman

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Originally Posted by Csaba

Probably slow pony.

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Originally Posted by JayTeeMe

This is hilarious.

Too soon.

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09-23-2016 , 05:55 PM

#38988

DucoGranger

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HK Hyper-Eccentric Artzy Chick:

"Observations from Instagram: despite the cultivated appearance of being super-rarefied enjoyers of sensory pleasure, most contemporary youths are really bad at hedonism and are actually just deploying mechanistic luxury signalling within well-defined social norms. if y're going to live yr life in constant pursuit of dopamine hits, make that **** ****ing LUSH {inventive, catastrophic, joyous, nonstop"

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09-23-2016 , 06:20 PM

#38989

Kristy

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First?

We're not in the Christmas season yet, but I wonder if this is the year I will actually see someone encouraging others to say "Happy Holidays" instead of Merry Christmas.

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09-23-2016 , 07:42 PM

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bdiddy131313

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There's a collection of these but this one was the most FOS

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09-23-2016 , 08:03 PM

#38991

SGT RJ

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I love Christmas, it's my favorite holiday, but **** like that makes me want to start using Happy Holidays just to wind people up.

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09-23-2016 , 08:25 PM

#38992

JayTeeMe

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I say "Merry Christmas" but only on December 24th and 25th. Saying "Merry Christmas" on December 11th is just stupid.

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09-23-2016 , 08:41 PM

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steve1238

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There's a collection of these but this one was the most FOS

Sponsored by dole

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09-23-2016 , 08:58 PM

#38994

DucoGranger

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Originally Posted by Kristy

First?

We're not in the Christmas season yet, but I wonder if this is the year I will actually see someone encouraging others to say "Happy Holidays" instead of Merry Christmas.

#allholidaysmatter

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09-23-2016 , 09:12 PM

#38995

PocketChads

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#NotAllHolidays

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09-23-2016 , 09:53 PM

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bdiddy131313

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#imwithholidays?

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09-23-2016 , 10:06 PM

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rakemeplz

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hahaha, this is even FUNNIER if you are AMERICAN, since joking about CANADIANS is lots of fun if you're AMERICAN, this was posted by my funny uncle hahaha.